I don’t know how many more times I can hit one of these and move on with my day

When will you get it through your thick fucking skull that Vienna waits for you

And if I said this is the best rendition of the song???

Deleted Twitter

This shit is dead isn’t it

FREE HAWK TUAH WALKOUT DECEMBER 10TH 10 AM

Not posting my wrapped today

Taking pics of my Spotify wrapped like it’s a concert

She Monday on my Tuesday until I Wednesday

I had some pretty shitty tweets but this does take the cake

How I got this lucky I will never know

God I wish I could like laundry days music but I just don’t

Men’s Wearhouse be like now that I’ve taken all your measurements, try on these 5 shirts that don’t fit you

So what get comfyyyyy so what we watch family guyyyy

It must be so exhausting rooting against the Costco guys

To all my stoners out there… yall ready for that “walk” on Thursday with the cousins?😉 that shits about to be mad OD. #IfYouKnowYouKnow 😏

I woke up and saw the snow and it’s pretty but it can go now

I’m straight but…. That’s incredible

She bloot on my post til I skeet

Making burgers for dinner

I call them skeets but honestly can you truly ask someone if they saw a viral skeet in public?

Sean Giambrone Lookalike Contest scheduled on 11/23 in Indianapolis, Indiana

Ohhhhhhh man conquers the world by conquering himself

Hop up out of bedddd turn my Wednesday on!😎😎😎 #ItMustBeWednesday

Did I cook

The gif selection on bluesky is kinda mid but it has my goat

People on threads cannot fathom that instagram and twitter were separate for a reason

Coworker brought in sugar cookie Hershey kisses

Added a nice sweater on depop to my cart and watched it sell in real time

posting on here feels like this

I am too old for this!!!

I guess we’re on bluesky now

Can bluesky add videos so I can see the cop going down the slide on here

We gotta get lebron on bluesky asap

Eating banana nut bread but thinking about his banana, nut and head

What a loser

Mid :/

Seated for no hard feelings

I could use some more money

I keep pronouncing Bluesky the same way you would Druski

mfs will be superhero’s from LA that are weak but are covered in glue, yet speak spanish while praying to god to bring extra medicine to the world but don’t know a good synonym for wonderful like bruh you’re worried about the wrong super cali fragile stick ESP Allah dose us

Has david skeeted the Sean kingston thing over here

If wouldn’t let me change my pfp to this just know this was the vision

Me when i skeet

mfs will be superhero’s from LA that are weak but are covered in glue, yet speak spanish while praying to god to bring extra medicine to the world but don’t know a good synonym for wonderful like bruh you’re worried about the wrong super cali fragile stick ESP Allah dose us