They're just saying words in a random order now

In better news, I found my mom's pie crust recipe 🥧 That's it. That's the only good news I have.

love watching the implosion of this country in real time like I'm supposed to give a shit about anything going on at work

Heard that my old church prayed for Charlie Kirk as a martyr. Went online to see it. They edited the online content to start right after the prayer so there isn't any record of it. How utterly chicken shit. If you're going to embrace the values of a white nationalist, don't hide it?

I don't believe in the rapture but honestly Tuesday would be a really great day for me to leave this earth

The new American Girl of the Year is Samantha Parkington's great granddaughter, and I will be making this my entire personality for the foreseeable future

Popping back in to say that I had coffee with said pastor today and it went as well as it possibly could have ❤️

I'm signing off for a while. Watching multiple dozens of friends make an idol of a racist, sexist, queerphobic, white nationalist takes a toll, and I need to step away. Take care of yourselves 🫂

"Well done, good and faithful servant" loses its meaning when you use it for a man who proudly and publicly hated every one of the least of these.

Getting an unprompted "wanna get coffee" email from one of my pastors at 10pm asking to discuss my Facebook posts "in light of the denomination's views" can only be bad, right

Anyone else feel like there just is no way out of this

I'm going on a weekend road trip and my period is starting tomorrow, which makes packing an absolute nightmare and this should be illegal

Did not get it. Onward.

Leave it to my husband to not post on Facebook for four years (literally since our wedding) and make a comeback like this 💀

I applied for a job today. It's a great opportunity and would take a lot of weight off our shoulders - and, putting myself back into job searching is extremely anxiety inducing for me. Good vibes appreciated ❤️

i wouldn’t put it past this administration to attempt a dave

I've had my intelligence, time, friendship, and values disrespected by different people today. We're also expected to handle kids getting murdered at school, trans folks being scapegoated, and our fasc*st p*do president doing nothing. So, sorry if I'm a little *tuned up* rn.

Waving away 98% of mass shootings committed by c*s white men but raging about one mass shooting committed by a trans woman is vile. All gun deaths are tragic. The guns are the problem.

I showed up and smiled at church today. I showed up and smiled at dinner tonight. I'll show up and smile at work tomorrow. But I really don't want to anymore.

Today my worship pastor pulled me aside after church and said "I don't know if this is bad to say, but whenever I see something gay I think of you" and then proceeded to tell me she started watching Shiny Happy People and asked if I knew Jennifer Knapp was gay 🤣

the age of christian girl autumn is over. the time of gay slut fall has come.

In these trying times, when your spouse says "I want sushi but I kind of also want pizza" you should get both because you're an adult and you can and there are very few things to find joy in right now and nothing matters anymore!

A friend got me this heating pad for my back that also wraps around my neck and shoulders like a cozy cocoon so if you need me for anything, I'll be here from now till the end of this administration

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

This is how you do it. Troll tweeting is cute for a minute. Actual action and protection is better. Thanks, gov ❤️🏳️‍🌈

just doing my part

James Dobson is dead ✌️

First thing my boss told me when I walked in the door today was "you can never take a week off work again" and after seeing how she did without me...she is correct 😵‍💫

Turned 33 today. The house I lived in for 16 of those years is going on the market tomorrow. Life moves fast.

felt cute, won't delete ever

...someone, and I'm not naming names, might have just uncovered a box with 23 more 🫣

I just learned I attended NIU at the same time as EJ Antoni, so I'm gonna go ahead and add that to my list of reasons to d*e ✌️

Swiftie friends, I will never understand you but I'm glad you're having a good time

I can't believe the reason our rights are about to crumble is because *her*

Oh. I literally wrote a piece about this *back in 2018*. BLEAK. 👍 When the President Calls You The Enemy | by Jordan Emmons | Medium share.google/1NY52KoTkKtu...

They said "this journalist is the enemy" and murdered him. No matter your opinion on Israel right now, this should horrify you. If you think this could never happen here, remind yourself that our government just defunded public media and our president calls the press The Enemy of the People.

My birthday is in 10 days. A few people have asked if they can send me anything, and the answer is, sure? But there are a few things that are more important to me than material gifts: 🧵 (1/7)

cuomo isn't actually running for mayor at this point, he's running to be the token 'I was a Democrat but then the LEFT went too far' guy for some of the worst people on earth.

I was stressed and anxious for most of the day today. Kristi Noem was ten minutes from my house today. I didn't know about the latter until a few minutes ago, but I'm going to assume the two are related.

Happy International Cat Day

There are two flies that have been doing a freaking mating dance in my living room for three days now and they NEVER LAND so I can swat them and I'm about to lose my mind

When I get my bookshelf organized I'm going to have a little section for all my internet friends' books and it's going to make me so happy to see all your wonderful work ☺️ Excited to start, @billieiswriting.bsky.social !!!

Amazing folded artwork by clymdraws (TT): #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

When I was young and all my church friends were listening to Adventures in Odyssey and reading Brio and their dream vacay was Colorado Springs, I remember asking my parents why we didn't read anything from Focus on the Family. (1/2)

proof of touching grass

I feel like I'm way too old to have friends flake on 3pm plans because they stayed out late partying at bars the night before. Sleep in, drink some coffee, grow up and show up. 🤷‍♀️

Just be like my family members and write your obituary yourself before you die 😅

Having a period during this timeline in America really feels like a hate crime

Honestly, it's kind of a talent to take something perfect and make it worse, only to come back and make it worse AGAIN

HOW IS SHE SO PERFECT, this angel of a creature just lives with me, that is insane