Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

okay nin tron album is hot

neal.fun/not-a-robot/ im trying to find waldo at this point

contrary to popular belief; I LIVED

tbh i could've stayed longer but you know what. a girl needs to rest. and by rest i mean go and smoke weed in a hotel parking lot

@gimmegimmegim.me A TRAN AFTER MIDNIGHT

i cannot wait for this dinner despite not knowing what i ordered for dinner

i wanna get married somewhere where i can have little cups of clam chowder

how many drinks can a Cassie drink at an open bar she doesn't have to drive home from

figured out the fit for the night

what the hell is beach formal just asking for a friend

establish your place in the office and become the one who controls the aux.

pro tip: when you make lunch for yourself, put little notes in there like "you got this!" and "your boss is a fool who doesnt know anything" and "go burn bright stardust"

you'd think id learn to stop procrastinating every morning when i get ready but that would require motivation i do not have until my meds kick in

woah there! did you try to post on the internet?

i always post a little better after i cum

like and repost if you are perfect and wonderful and complete, and your friends love and everyone around you loves you and even the gods love you and shower you in a golden glow

yes give me your dying workstations and servers. mommas building a cluster to rule them all

rq; to all my haters

ita funny. id prefer to wear other things to work but the autism part of my brain is just more than happy to put on a uniform every day

and for looking super fucking cute after a day and a half

i wanna start making my own scents. i remember doing rose petals into a rose essence as a kid. ive got some ideas in mind.

rise and shine!!! it's a beautiful morning to choke on invisible tree sperm

Today, thirty years ago, a generation of millennials had their brains lovingly broken by the gender fuckery and incandescent coolness of the movie Hackers 🧵

under communism it will be illegal to say mean things in the replies of internet transsexuals

if you were to poll it i think you'd find trans women living under the poverty line over 90% of the time because of how discriminated against we are in employment.

go play beyond sunset

i would be lying if i said i was growing out my hair for anything else but a eventual marcille cosplay

my boss is gonna be real surprised when he realizes i was only showing up early because i didn't have proper transportation. now that i do, its back to rolling up 2 minutes before the meeting

you know i cant tell if its a cold or allergies but if i never go outside i never start sneezing so 🤷‍♀️

/ 4 THOSE OF U LUCKY ENOUGH 2 HAVE A STANDARDIZED MON-FRI WORK WEEK / UR WORK WEEK BEGINS 2MORRO / R U EXCITED 2 ACT AS IF EVRETHING IS NORMAL? / "NICE" WEATHER THIS WEEK / "NICE" ENOUGH 4 U 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?

🎼🦔🎱🦕‪ꔛ‬

allergies are kicking my ass this year tf

whomever at hp designed their printers to require all four cartridges when printing black and white i hope you drown in a vat of printer ink

owo what's this

now where did i put my Ernest edits folder...

chex mix is ruined 😭

woah would you look at the date! wow cant believe it ,

sometimes you gotta cum before work or the day just falls apart

good morning bsky

be the anime girl standing in a liminial skyscraper you wish to see in the world

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I fucking love being trans.

okay brain i guess we're doing "I'm lactating in what my brain sees as the source engine" dreams

lets make this tuesday an absolute blast! gm bsky!!!!

its funny when i say "half the office is out" because It sounds like I mean like 50 people and I mean 3

i am ready for anything today as long as anything is soft and quiet and comfy

Sabrina Carpenter says TRANS RIGHTS at the VMAs

shout out to women with bellies

the weather outside is telling me to play odst