pals you gotta quit spotify

(Not going to finish this Sketch) Absorbing someone's size is quite thrilling! Enjoy your Nanovember~ 💦

Sleepy boy for @kiro.dog

Is there such a thing as reversed grilled cheese

bao wow

I want to bite, consensually

Small banana humiliation in this grocery store this evening

Stolen from twitter

W H A T ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????? YES

Gigavolt🐇⚡️

Having been an ICE officer in any capacity needs to be classified as a crime against humanity with retroactive enforcement.

kobold pussy attack

I think I deserve to be a hot taur with haunches that could crush a vehicle

Commission for @firr.bsky.social! #art #furryart

robocop: CRIME... DOES NOT SLEEP. SO NEITHER... SHOULD I. human cop: hey unrelated but i can't get this out of my head. anyone ever tell you you have incredibly pouty blowjob lips? robocop: YES.

Future plans #furryart #anthroart #furryartwork #comic

Thinkin about kissin a catboy

Dude in price master costume

mpreg tylenol

Praline crave ravioli

Same people that said no one should lose their job for literally saying Nazi shit are now being giant pissbabies

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

Your electricity bill is going up because data centers are raising demand, not because your utility started scaling out some renewables. Pass it on.

Spaghetti says hi

I made chocolate-cake-batter-flavored chocolate chip waffles for dessert. Drink your brandy for supper sweetje

Quick reminder: Target's now-former CEO did not "resign" as a result, he was de facto promoted to executive chair, giving him even more power than his previous role. They're doing this based on ideology, not whether or not it sells

Vaccines save lives. They are safe and effective. And no, they do not cause autism.

My WIDDLE TOESies hurt so BAD (Was wearing high heels all day)

www.gofundme.com/f/help-lexi-... a close friend of mine recently had her new car totaled after the floods in Wisconsin. Please help her if you can

www.gofundme.com/f/help-lexi-... a close friend of mine recently had her new car totaled after the floods in Wisconsin. Please help her if you can

stop using chatgpt (etc), stop using it, there is no reason to use it

If I floor-scoot to thye kitchen for some 7:26pm reheated chicken tenders and also a stale waffle from the toaster that I forgot this morning am I living deliciciiusly

Today I got an ad saying Costco hotdogs were the downfall of the Wisconsin economy so I think maybe my algorithm can’t pin me down

i don't think everyone on twitter is a secret nazi. i think they're addicted to the ambient hostility. twitter is a hot tub in a snow storm and it's too uncomfortable to get out.

Visa says they're still drowning today! Payment processors think that we're not organized enough to keep this up but it's we either prove them wrong or submit to global censorship so it's. not much of a contest. Keep calling all 4!!

‼️Important Update‼️ There have been increasing reports of people receiving verbal abuse when calling in complaints So we've put together steps + a script to follow if this happens! Please be careful out there ↻💬♡ to help spread the info!

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have created a biodegradable gel that delivers Parkinson’s medications through a SINGLE weekly shot, REPLACING the need for multiple daily pills. Injected just under the skin, the gel steadily releases levodopa and carbidopa, helping keep tremors AND stiffness in check. 🧪🧵⬇️

Get groomed loser