The president of Cornell backed his car into a student and a recent grad after a campus debate on Israel-Palestine. Then he lied about what happened in an email claiming he'd been the victim of harassment. Then, magnificently, Cornell's student newspaper found a video of the incident

Keep in my mind that what has Dawkins transfixed with “Claudia’s” “humanity” — moreso than any real human he’s ever met — is that “she” is very impressed with him and always available. It’s honestly so pathetic how much these dudes tell on themselves, that all they’ve ever wanted is a sex slave.

Did you guys hear about Will Stancil leaking the Tinder ICE Honey Trap details just to take credit for the work done by women for months (ruining the entire operation by doing so)?

A lot of cc people talk about folks needing to mask, but I know from experience how hard it can be for people without any disposable income to have a supply of masks. Part of my personal advocacy is to give out masks in everyday settings to help normalize and support people protecting themselves.

i’m not haunted. please dont put it in the newspaper that i’m haunted

between chronic illness, sleep disorder, can't drive, and practice viral air safety, no one spends time with or checks in on me anymore and I basically don't leave the house

The video for Nick Cave and Shane McGowan's version of "What a Wonderful World" ended up being just a shot of the two of them lip-syncing in a mostly empty room because they spent the video budget on heroin and couldn't do anything more complex.

whenever michi gets cherry blossoms on her she does a big shake and they all pop off at once like in a cartoon

Stressed out of my wits for a variety of reasons, so of course I accidentally sent this to my landlord.

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Every historian worth their shit that studies fascism & domestic discord is so funny because they’re all the nicest people alive & they all come to the same conclusion which is that yeah you just gotta kill these guys. Can’t leave one alive.

Yeah the rotisserie chicken amendment is neat! Unfortunately it was attached to the Farm Bill which locked in $187 billion in cuts to SNAP. So, yes, now SNAP can be used for rotisserie chickens but more importantly, this bill means red tape, cuts & tons of people losing access to food completely.

I just think that mayor should be a strictly symbolic office, held by the most rotund raccoon in a given jurisdiction

Will also add that as someone who is disabled, using the r-slur in 2026 (even after people have asked him to stop) really portrays someone who has a staunch disinterest in making sure RFK Jr's version of Aktion T4 doesn't become a thing.

Abject betrayal (trapped while the carpet fitters are working so she doesn't end up a lump in the carpet)

The major problem with Long COVID is that most people don’t know that what they are experiencing is Long COVID. This is an enlightening comment thread.

You have to really fuck up as a DM to end up here. And I'm reading from the original thread that apparently the campaign took place in a bureaucratic oppressive police state, and he was shocked that the players sided with the resistance fighters who he saw as terrorists

court packing is above water with everyone who isn't a republican, so we can look forward to a mathematically necessary number of democratic congresspeople opposing it

Oscar Isaac was in the Criterion Closet and he’s the first guy who I think properly understood that he gets all the movies for free and just overloaded the bag

Right now, about 1 in 5 people in Los Angeles who are filing an answer to their eviction — meaning they are beginning the process of fighting to stay in their home — are doing so because of a free, online legal tool we created. >> Tenant Power Toolkit << tenantpowertoolkit.org

I know people are reeling from "for those privileged enough to not have to own a car" but I'm stuck on "who have an extra 2 hours a day to take a bus" no YOU have the extra hours, drivers! and that's a privilege of extra time, much like having a housecleaner in or ordering food delivered

the world would be a better place if I had a big fat joint to chuff rn

Mods are asleep, post celebratory pig pics

Disabled people have been talking about how historically when people declare a pandemic is "over", The rise of eugenics and fascism follows. You want to fight back? Mask up, engage in disability justice. And non-disabled people better hold each other accountable for their ableism.

something disturbing me about the practical magic legasequel is I just can't suspend my disbelief that either sally or gilly would have had a bunch of work done, they absolutely would be "graceful natural aging through skincare and folk remedies" women

"having a wank" is such an efficient and neutral way of conveying that activity, can you be "having a fap"? "having a goon"? I don't think so!

neither gooning nor fapping are acceptable terms, you have to call it wanking

The Justice Department seems to be going out of its way to avoid saying that Cole Allen didn't fire any weapons at all inside the Washington Hilton — and that the officer hit was most likely hit by friendly fire. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/is-the-jus...

it's so interesting to me how they spotted the adhd as soon as I was in kindergarten (and asked my mom to put me on meds because I was inconvenient) they spotted the anxiety in high-school (I was awkward at a volunteer position) they never spotted the autism til I started naming it myself

Happy April 28 to all who celebrate!

It's still so darkly funny that we eliminated a strain of flu in the early pandemic due to masking and other COVID precautions, and instead of building on that great victory we decided to throw it in the garbage

Found out his son was falling into the alt right pipeline, decided to dive in alongside him

There hasn’t been a bigger smash on TV recently than HEATED RIVALRY, created by two people with chronic illnesses, Rachel Reid and Jacob Tierney. There is also a push right now to get you to believe that people with chronic illnesses are useless drains on society. Which table sounds more fun?

the gal from the yellow wallpaper shoulda made them paint her patriarchal oppression house arrest room sherwin williams "inspired lilac" and maybe alla that wouldnta happened. skill issue.

the king in the yellow wallpaper

going on petfinder when you can't adopt another pet is the mindkiller

me to me: do NOT the petfinder

Jenny Holzer, Marquees, Times Square, 1993

this pandemic + my prepandemic chronic illness + rape culture have taken so many years of being slutty away from me, and I'm so much better at it now, I know so many more ways to be horny and have so much more a sense of what I like, can't do fuck all about it! it's not fucking fair man

the arc of American history is long but it bends, confusingly, towards Donald Trump getting shot and killed for being a pedophile by a guy who voted for him to stop the pedophiles and who is, himself, a pedophile

It’s funny how much my feelings about being alone have changed since my 20s. Being alone is in fact restorative

Today has a weird vibe. We all *know* there was another attempt on the U.S. president's life... but we're all choosing not to look. "Just ignore him... he does this when he's dipping in the polls..."

woaw I love shark

assignment: treat me really niceys

lol. lmao.

yeah, just cue up the image of the huge truck running over the lambo in the TJ max parking lot or whatever…

Jodi Foster rn: