Winning.

The U.S. has become very unserious and moronic, we are sooo far from being great. Our elected public servants are supposed to serve the people, not themselves.

Just one more thing. If President [redacted] and his mail order bride had to be evacuated why is the event where shots were fired still considered safe to proceed by the same security that allowed it?

Congratulations! You've unearthed a solid case for universal healthcare.

He won’t be selling these at his grift shop.

This president, his bullshit, and the chaos he attracts have disrupted quite enough of our serenity and well-being, I’d say.

“My ratings will go up by 6000% by Monday.” — Senile Satan

Fox's Aishah Hasnie’s call oddly gets cut right as she says Karoline Leavitt's husband leaned over right as the dinner was starting and told her: "You need to be very safe…”

It's almost as if none of them are taking this seriously either.

There’s no better time than now to say: Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. No matter what.

Let’s be clear: this does not warrant building a ballroom at the White House.

Am I understanding this correctly? The President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House AND the Secretary of Stare were all at the White House Correspondent's Dinner together and security was so laxed that a guy ran through security with a long gun? I call bullshit.

. 🖕 Trump and his damn ballroom ! .

Maga manly men Stephen Miller RFK jr not protecting their wives and one unborn child and trump falling down/ being dragged away by SS during an active shooter situation. I dont want to hear another word about how MAGA is alpha or masculine. What a bunch of weak cowards. Their wives must feel loved

He faked another assassination attempt? He's turning "near-death" into a multi-chapter grift. First one was theater, this one's straight fanfic. Bullets are CGI, wounds are makeup, and the only thing getting assassinated is whatever's left of his dignity. He can't even stage a decent hoax anymore.

I'm so *not* suprised by the temu vampire, Stephen Miller, hiding behind a pregnant woman at the Correspondent's Dinner. His wife, no less.

To be clear, the orange felon is a lifelong fraudster and pathological lying trashy con artist, so I’ll never believe a single word he says or anything that occurs in which he is a part of or anything that his cult orchestrates to promote him in a better light.

Whew 😅

No, you sycophantic chode. He’s not stopping the threat, he’s encouraging an attack.

If you still condone this administration, you're a special kind of stupid. We bombed a school filled with young girls. Gas just jumped 40 cents. Not to mention the cost of American lives. I'm beginning to think Bibi is Bubba. What's a few more trillion?

Not really breaking any news here.

BREAKING: Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton calls for an investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged foreign intelligence ties.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

Proving yet again one of my basic rules on navigating Trumpism: He will always replace an incompetent person with someone more incompetent.

Where are the Epstein Files arrests? Where are the Epstein Files trials?

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

When the President of the United States views "We the People" as a threat to his power, he has abdictated his sworn duty to serve us and must be immediately removed from office.

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone. But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

Gregory Kent Bovino is now under criminal investigation by the Hennepin County Attorney’s Office for his conduct during Operation Metro Surge.

WELCH: Mr. Yoho is also the husband of your former spokesperson, Tricia McLaughlin? NOEM: Yes WELCH: So your former assistant and her husband are the ones that got the DHS no bid contract for $143m. Any dispute about that? NOEM: No.

Don’t forget the Epstein files. He wants you to stop talking about them, which is why he invades random countries and acts irrational.

NEVER let up until justice is served!

🤥 @KristiNoem today: “I didn’t call Alex Pretti a domestic terrorist.” FLASHBACK: she sure did 👇🏽

OF COURSE Iran is fighting back! OF COURSE the conflict is spreading! What did they think would happen? The US is being run by half-wits…

Putin must be so pleased right now. More war and more chaos is exactly what he wants. #StandWithUkraine

Cmon! Somebody Somewhere Somehow Just End This Out him on the Epstein files.

So far we’ve heard 12 different primary reasons for the war, 7 different main objectives, and 5 different exit strategies.

Boebert: Have you reviewed any Epstein files that were released that you believe reference or relate to those specific 2016 claims regarding the Podesta emails Comet ping pong pizza used as code possibly. Clinton: Pizzagate was totally made up. I can't believe you're even referencing it

I can’t stand all this winning.

Tillis: You decided to kill that dog because you had not invested the appropriate time in training it, and then you have the audacity to say it’s a leadership lesson. You killed a goat and said it was behaving badly. You’re a farmer — you don’t castrate a goat, they behave badly.

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I predict this man has a very bright future. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 Congratulations, pal. #WellDeserved

Always the women…he hates women but obviously loves little girls😡😡😡

Judge rules members of Congress can inspect all ICE detention centers without appointment. "...DHS Sec. Kristi Noem re-implemented a notice requirement…..[which] required 7-days’ warning for visits to [ICE] facilities... funded exclusively by the ‘Big Beautiful Bill’..." thehill.com/regulation/c...