this is like playground stunting shit, you love to see it

Sky Scraper’s first match results in an opposing head coach firing.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

beautiful

this thing is gonna be such a pile of shit, opening night baybee

genuinely nothing more stressful than trying to buy tickets to an event and watching seats literally disappear out from under you anyway i'm going to Mountain Goats Carnagie Hall yippee

digital queueing

lmao what the fuck actually

nobody talk to me

maybe it's because i'm playing a very legal copy on my very legal emulator but why does Uncharted 1 play Like That™?

criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion

everyone knows that Ea-nasir was accused of selling substandard copper in 1750 BCE, in what is famously the first historical example of a consumer complaint, but what most people don't realize is that he was killed shortly afterward in a US air strike

Warner Bros. has been a poisoned chalice for every company that’s acquired it in the past 30 years, and I fully expect it to continue to be so for any fools foolish enough to think themselves immune to its curse.

subscribe to Hell Gate cause you’re not getting this shit anywhere else lmao

it’s twin peaks day ☕

heard an ATC on TikTok once describe their job as "zipper merges in the sky" and watching planes line up to restart landing at JFK really proved how literal that statement was lol

Fraud Watch 2026 has begun

the American Century of Humiliation now includes vibes-based airport security, what a time to be alive

between this and the weather I am now planning on arriving to the airport like seven hours before my flight since apparently everything is conspiring against me

many people are saying this

oh no it's the perfect intersection of my interests

you have a moral obligation to pirate KID A MNESIA now

Brianna’s claim to fame while I was there was writing a handful of thinly-veilled racist op-Eds in the Ram and then doing the usual conservative “I am being silenced for simply Asking Questions” two-step when we all started making fun of her

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

pieces like this are why people pick up the phone when chotiner calls, because if they do not have glaring hypocrisies to probe, they get the chance to explain at length things they understand that very few other people do. (and most people who do have glaring hypocrisies are in denial about that)

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE PATRIOTIC FOR THE NEXT THREE MINUTES WITHOUT IT BEING WEIRD

sounds like someone who could benefit from accepting the truth of Payakan the Righteous Outcast Tulkun into their hearts

the era of Zohran Mamdani obvious L's begins today

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

actively booing @newyorkcityfc.com for setting up an account and then immediately forgetting about it, even on game day, even when there's a long rain delay

This is why MLS was smart to move all broadcasts to Appl-- **dragged off stage** **torn apart by a pack of feral cats**

You know that it's really the start of the MLS season, when NYCFC has a major glaring hole on its roster! I wrote about the situation at striker and how it could limit the Pigeons this season.

"everything's computer" found dead in a ditch

Oh, man! admire and model thyself after the whale!

Who up wutherin they heights

lmao i am never going to get to build a computer again, apparently

hey maybe this year NYCFC will learn how to be a team before, like, May, and pick off some early wins.

nice of @reckless.bsky.social and @davidpierce.xyz to leak this week’s “Brendan Carr is a Dummy” episode a few days early

If conservatives are upset with coverage, one must re-configure the paper so they never for a second feel like they are condescended to. If libs are upset with coverage, they’re stupid and can’t read.

Mandalorian and Grogu trailer has gotten more lifeless and droll every time I’ve seen it I pick out a new thing I kinda despise (I will be there opening day)

damn a cuban with contradictory and shortsighted politics that’s wild

More TK #4 is about The Quiet Year and the Olympics and Daft Punk and whatever. Enjoy!

you used to need years of patient livejournal community building before you could spectacularly implode at this level, well done heated rivalry fandom

Keroppi is my friend, by the way

better a cow than a fascist

Gotta hate the French

No new art!!!! Not allowed!!!! He Man with notorious sex pest Jared Leto!!! The Mummy 4 coming in 2028!!!! You will die with the taste of recycled gray sludge in your mouth and you will like it!!!!

please, Sean, my steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery