Give Me My Tunnel part 1,527 apnews.com/article/huds...

Really the most important part of this whole (possible) deal

My Wallet found dead in a ditch

Don't assume that I don't know how to read merely because I've massively misinterpreted what you wrote. I actually understood it perfectly, I'm just also annoying

Louisa Thomas has done it again

Let’s go Knicks baby love the Knicks

Landry Shamet making first quarter buckets, you love to see it

Let’s go Knicks baby love the Knicks

flags at Ted's Montana Grill being flown at half-mast

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

every trans person has been effectively drummed out of the mainstream media but you can be a pulitzer finalist if you look around the situation that your fucking newspaper helped create and go “wow so this is pretty interesting huh”

every NYCFC match since March

Oh wow if only they hadn’t spent three straight years vacillating between pure contempt for its student body and rank cowardice in the face of external pressure

Twin Peaks: Cooper eating a donut.

union activity is cool and good and makes you hotter, that's just science

Let’s go Knicks baby love the Knicks

hey this whips

great column from one of the best in the biz

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

Look the Knicks are still beating the Hawks on aggregate

Soccer gods heard I launched a new site so they hit me with the 95th minute rewrite for the first gamer I’ve done for @nysoccerjournal.com www.nysoccerjournal.com/nycfc-vs-fc-...

the Risk Factors section of this S-1 filing is going to make War and Peace look like an issue of Highlights

quick, someone update the Zohran x "For too long" counter

TRAP (2025) was good

oh boy I can't wait for NYCFC to continue losing, acquire someone interesting in the mid-season window, limp to ninth in the conference, and then flame out in the playoffs for the millionth time

Don Garber is this insane combination of ruthless and stupid that makes him, in many ways, the perfect American sporting executive

folks, the mayor is posting POV you are a rat videos to talk about trash containerization, unimaginable levels of cooking are being achieved

i can't believe he's done it again

whole lot of very normal and extremely well-adjusted guys in this one

We should have never doubted this man

we are currently experiencing a distributed denial of discourse (DDoD) attack

using Claude Code for your whole production stack is a really great idea right up until the moment you realize that your QC and implementation teams are actually a pod of dolphins with a Starlink hookup.

Fuck yeah

i mean if you're gonna lose this is the way to do it

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

one prob with being the way I am is that, like, Colbert will fire off a line from Sax Rohmer #1 in an interview, so I’ll go check if it’s on my Big Mountain Goats Playlist, and it isn’t, and then I’ll wonder why, and now there’s spreadsheets involved and I’m elbow deep in The Hound Chronicles

HELL GATE N Y C DOT COM, ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES

best one of these in awhile youtu.be/L3oO510dyVI?...

the U.S.C.C.B.:

NYCFC finish a chance ever OR ALTERNATIVELY make a single decent roster decision in the winter offseason like every other team has figured out how to challenge (impossible difficulty)

I am literally crying laughing

My absolute favorite piece of fallout from sedevacantism is that this is a disambiguation page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is_the_...

“could’ve been worse!” yea it also could’ve been better

Love Never Dies???