The one good billionaire being the lady who got divorced tells us so much about everything really

a few small awards

really the only problem with this playlist is that "Au Pays du Cocaine" kicks in and I remember I could be listening to all Geese all the time

Red alert, boys. WSJ says it’s time to start dressing like Steve Zissou.

GP being uncharitable is “a day ending in Y” behavior from one of the winningest engineers in history

the last few matches from this team have basically been waiting for this meme to come true and boy did it ever

Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans

subscribe to extremely good independent news website The Handbasket so Marisa can buy an appropriately-sized TV stand

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

have any of you considered that i am a very sleepy guy, just so tired

The Chotiner He destroyed his cage Yes YES The Chotiner is out

punting on fourth and 3 in OT has to be like top-tier surrender index behavior #colts

unfortunately i fear this is asking too much of the colts defense

Lame roughing call, drink

I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are

*extremely cable news voice* when will Zohran post about the Gotham FC championship

to everyone who said Ferrari’s career-eating habits v Lewis Hamilton would end with an unqualified dub for Ferrari, I’m sorry I ever doubted you

the Boox Palma 2 Pro, a device made exclusively for @davidpierce.xyz, has made it into the Kyle Chayka New Yorker Gift Guide™️ along with a bunch of other e-ink stuff

“Olivia Nuzzi is on the phone, she wants to do a profile” starting to approach Isaac Chotiner levels of danger

H E L L Y E A H

a second Talk of the Town piece about an ultra-popular movie podcast has hit the New Yorker magazine

fyi this is the future of journalism, folks

and to anyone who thought shifting the calendar in 2027 was a bad idea, I think you should get pantsed

Typing out a description of the sickos dot jpg comic to alter the reality around me

this is the essence of Poster’s Bushido: if you want to do something like that, own it

Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

bold new proposal from the City Council

A Bloomberg terminal reportedly costs $32,000, which is 640 new subscribers' worth of dollars. what i'm saying is that the opportunity exists for a third Vergecast pod within a pod called "buy us a terminal"

I cannot even begin to enumerate the ways in which this looks busted

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

Gonna have to go with a nickel for five thoughts, I refuse to pay more.

Anyway, it's fine. I don't actually believe there is a both sides to snatching tamale ladies off the streets, that's just my one weird thing.

Last week, Condé Nast fired four staffers, including Jasper Lo, a senior fact checker at The New Yorker, in an act of illegal union-busting. Join us tomorrow at 6pm to demand that the company reverse this unjust and unlawful decision.

thank you "hell gate nyc" for this very good interview explaining the fuck shit currently happening inside this office

Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You

it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet

Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.

"we investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing" taken to nearly comedic extremes

Storygraph solves this

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year

just learning about the united states democratic party