ooohhhhh dodgerssss… ☝️😏 we are gonna get you 🍻

Brewers lost their swag #bummer 🍻

crew just can’t get anything across rn 😔 guys we gotta score runs! 🍻

unfortunate showing from priester. bro could not locate the sinker

I would say that many of the particular struggles the tall community faces are overlooked, but, well... short people can't really look over anything, can they

smoking on that forgiveness pack

they’re asking me to fill out a form later

inject this into my veins

CHOURIOOOOOOOOO 🍻

iam going to kiss andrew vaughn on the mouth

i think love and romance call upon us most often to do the simple things. but simple is should not be conflated with easy. sometimes the simple choice is the hard choice

shoulda picked up that hairdo towel earlier today. My stuff is getting too long and too good at retaining moisture

It’s regular and normal to be sweaty and confused most of the time

new goal is to start getting more comfortable with physically fighting people. Not that I want to per se, but like I want to be able to get closer to exchanging blows before losing my nerve

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

reminder that the brewers put together their big august win streak without chourio

chourio has already come up twice with the bases loaded. it's the second inning

nico hoerner is going to pitch in this game

The Brewers scoring four runs in the first inning (which isn’t over!) without a homer is a great start to answering the “will the Brewers’ offense work in the postseason” question

god Boyd got two fucking outs LMAO we need to chew through this bullpen

MY FUCKING SWEETIE MY FUCKING GOAT BLAKE PERKINS WITH AN ELEVEN PITCH AT BAT INTO AN RBI SINGLE!1!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOO 🍻

ok another postseason. let's go crew 🍻

leveling up my roommate skill… four strangers (soon to be friends) just got a new guy in their building 🧍🏻‍♂️

I know I’m not breaking any new intellectual ground here but it bears repeating: there is nothing in this world quite like the freedom one feels off of two beers

padres deserved that loss for having Merrill sac bunt with a lead

when you see rotting bananas dont say to yourself "these bananas are no good" instead say "i failed these bananas" #accountability

not sure where I see myself in five years... i suppose as long as I'm not a 32 year old using whatever slang is the equivalent of "sneaky link" that counts as a win

a lot easier to fall into the fake memory trap than to consider that much of what we choose to value - as individuals, and as a society - is actually wrong, misguided at best, and that human dignity and flourishing requires more than a "forever young" mindset can ever give

love this sign that my uncle has on display in his kitchen (it’s about love. also he likes fishing)

me when I realize I can actually just ask for what I need, and people will generally be accommodating than I imagined 🫣😀

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

🚨NEW: For the first time in history, the single largest group of people arrested in the interior and sent to ICE detention is people with NO criminal record. As of yesterday's data release, 40%(!) of those arrested in the interior and detained by ICE had no prior conviction or pending charges.

you’re not really my ex unless we’re mutuals on Letterboxd

in the ancestral homeland, drinking the worst coffee I’ve had in some time

my ass loves waiting in a queue

kinda hard to really discern with this sketch but I added an apple for scale. the large company bag was one that’s so big you could like hug it and stuff. bigger even than those grey bags that come with catering orders

Since the headlines can’t be honest, I will do the work of clarifying that this article illuminates how ICE is routinely kidnapping children as a method of extortion

had a dream about a body pillow-sized bag of Lays potato chips. they called it the "large company" size

when I’m petting a dog I usually stick to the standard belly rubs, maybe some work on the legs. but if I really want to knock them out I activate my ultimate クレニャムクラーシァtechnique 💆‍♂️

Boss caught me stealing sips of the mayonnaise water from the sink 🤕

You will never win conservatives over to your side and you cannot live along side them. American conservatism is fundamentally an apocalyptic strain of Calvinism. It is the religious justification for cruelty and suffering produced under Capitalism.

been on a generationally bad solitaire run this afternoon. things are going so poorly I’m actually starting to play on tilt… “lol”

rediscovering this banger

seeing literal army trucks drive through the neighborhood on the south side today

rediscovering this banger

hi friends I made a blog and wrote about my favorite team

[yelling over club noise] I said a giant sadness has come between us

yeahhhhh Im thinking im sad again

Good day for people to get up to speed that the vast majority of the commentary class is privileged and much, much more concerned about performing solidarity with the fascists of their class and performing "civility" in order to keep their jobs and please their employers than our rights and safety.

Something I’ve spent lots of time coming up against and trying to cope with is that, in many ways, I am living in a pay-to-win society