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notifications used to be notifications but now they're sometimes advertisements

Going to bed. Excited to get up and be a flawed but well-meaning individual again tomorrow 😌

Inspirational

I hate it when board games market themselves as “hours of fun.” anyone with a brain realizes that the units of fun aren’t hours, but smiles and laughs…

they were crazy for calling it nougat

if your emperor doesn't pretend to idly conduct their chamber musicians with a poultry drumstick during feasts then theyre washed

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 23,1956

anyone want to come over and do this later

(star-nosed mole in therapy): yknow, me and my pa.. what can I say? we haven’t always smelled nose-to-nose on everything, and that’s made it hard to feel close 🤕

With all the time travel bullshit he’s up to, his name should be Doctor When!!

serving my fish his favorite meal for dinner (water)

beans and rice dinner #poor

my favorite food packaging has a brand new look 🤩 but how will I know if it has the same great taste..? 🤔

Seymour Details

We all got that one homie who shows up with low HP

🎼I’m dreaming of a wide isthmus 🎶

nice spirits man. let me guess - kindred?

new piece of writing out

That king Wenceslas guy was goated as hell

when the homie returns from summer sleepaway camp and betrays a newfound spiritual clarity and deep wisdom

flunked out of minstrel school :-/

i 💎 haters

spent my first hour in the uk today going through an airport. even a slight brush with the dark nefarious energies there has left its scar on me. glad to be out

yo estoy fartando

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I held it truth, with him who sings To one clear harp in divers tones, That men may rise on stepping-stones Of their dead selves to higher things. "In Memoriam" Canto 1. Alfred Tennyson

smoking on that forgiveness pack

at some point I really am gonna have to lockk in an get my bread up

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

went to a film festival and it changed me

I get to have lunch tomorrow

2026 yolo is coming back #yolo

NANCY’S SHISH KEBAB SUNDAY

whenever I start to beat up on myself too much, I remind myself that I am simply at the awkward middle evolution stage in my pokemon line. in a few levels i am gonna be so cool/powerful/beautiful

I just spoke with Capital Area Food Bank CEO Radha Muthiah about how they are preparing for a possible lapse in SNAP funding. She told me that for every meal they provide, SNAP provides *nine*. "The magnitude of the SNAP program is significant," she says.

thinking about the one homie from college who I only had contact with via LinkedIn. Now that my account is gone what am I to do

rewatching highlights from last night's game. umps were giving LA the benefit of the doubt in some really key situations that led to more runs (or prevented TOR from scoring). not saying it's rigged, but really just disappointing to see in the world series

There’s a new trend sweeping across the culinary world, and it’s got folks excited from Sussex to Singapore: experts are calling it “breakfast”

(confronting my roommate) hey man, how are you? yeah haha ok if you’re gonna be welding could you do it with the door closed? I don’t want to accidentally blind myself

What is a Fightback School?

person that spends their whole life slowly figuring out how to be a human

game 7 lets go jays. sorry seattle but your fans are weird

glad I didnt do this. shohei basically put up 1 WAR in a single game

That wasn't very data driven of you, bro

When we live in an individual mindset, being asked to do anything for others without profit or advancement of some kind feels useless, uninteresting, or burdensome.