I make it clap for sparkling water

[Coming down from a little chuckle about a WW3 meme] wish we could feel safe lol

look at this again but not as a shitty transparent png

Every time I reach in to get my mail, the back of my hand gets stabbed by these screws :-)

She's always doing this

coffee is brown flavored

Transitioning to become a cartoon character

Boobs Many people agree

music is very popular.

By the each

I hope I can accomplish this some day

This is just how people in St Louis have been driving for as at least as long as I've been aware of driving

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

caution: wild thing when aroused ⚠️

There's a whole genre of video that's just somebody reading the comments of another video and bursting out laughing before they can finish reading each comment

"back in the old days" and it's about spending time on the computer

for like 4-5 decades we have been debating whether parrots are self conscious despite being alive and capable of speaking, then some dipshit invents a product they want to sell and within a few months were asked to believe an inanimate object is actually smarter than we are

If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!

This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea. newrepublic.com/post/207429/...

Putting on a podcast to feel like there are a couple guys talking in my apartment

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

CARTOON/2LIONS.GIF

Regular Flavor

The dog/cat binary is a social construct

2022 (maybe)

My sharpener

Really significant event in 2001, the debut of this video youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw?...

youtu.be/oTnLVX689fE?... people these days aren't writing songs about women yearning for rodeo life

Feeling kind of sad in a mostly quiet grocery store while the Friends theme plays softly through the ceiling speakers

perfect representation of the vicious asininity of our persecution and the banal mechanisms of its implementation: these regular-ass people, the staff at the dmv, dutifully inflicting whatever absurd degradation they're told, no matter how blatantly, cruelly pointless. would you do that? will you?

Years... We've all lived em

That's it... I'm going normal mode

Horrors beyond our imaginations are always possible

It's all about cheese and crackers on a Tuesday night

I guess if the world is ending you might as well work towards your dreams

Trust yourself!!!!

The same way you don't want people bombing you and your loved ones is the same exact thing that other people feel where they live.

it’s monday again

Why are the worst people always in charge

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

Fan of molecules

RAYTRACE/BOUNCE.GIF

Evergreen