getting into listening to songs

coming out to my friends as a dj

Who else remembers wearing Mudd brand flare low-rise stretch jeans with glitter embedded in the fabric that also got on everything else you came into contact with

"Gotta Have Those Flakes!" That would probably be a marketing campaign slogan, in a world where fish had a society with advertising.

*puts a low pass filter on you*

My friends were happy to see the pictures so I'm happy that I took them

Tip: if you go places, you may have the opportunity to look at boobs

there's a diaper on a train seat on the red line and a whole group of drunk ppl kindly discussing how it's possible an adult wore it and left it there and "it's goddamn new years, let people pee their diapers" peace on earth 💞

2026 yolo is coming back #yolo

yanick.fm/blog The most recent post has a link to some pictures. Can you believe it? A link that will bring you to pictures online. The future is amazing.

[trying to pick an outfit for the function] hmm black shirt that seems clean but will reveal itself to be covered in dog hair when I get there sounds good

I bet my neighbor thinks I have really cool taste in music and that I did a good job of covering "it's your move" in the shower too

"we got music at home" type beat

holy fuck what an intro

Discovered something

This is a collection of teddy bears dressed and made to look human.

whole club going wild over Mission brand yellow corn tortillas

Plug you space heater directly into the wall.

Eiffel 65 was right

Breast milk latte

What if I went somewhere

Not to sound like a hater, but I feel like a lot of videos online are staged

From: Beginning Middle End (1989), dir. Sally Cruikshank

Fun fact: I am full of various liquids

A pervert, but like in a respectful way

The main difference now is that I no longer feel the need to tear up the pages. It's fine if people know that I drew girls with really big boobs.

I've thought about Pepper Spray Cop a lot over the last couple of years and wondered if our collective memory of that incident would've been different if we weren't hell bent on turning everything into a meme. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UC_Davi...

this song goes out to anyone who ever got a handjob in a threadless t-shirt,

condolences to the men who have tried flirting with me

"I guess I should start my day" and it's 12:35pm

Ok so I'm full of cookies

You can just say anything. We were watching a cooking competition show and during one of the confessional/interview segments, a contestant said "at the heart of the day food is love." Sure, man. You get the idea I guess.

When I was a kid I would draw girls with really big boobs and then tear up the page so no one would find out

oppa Christmas style

Vintage Bugs Bunny shirt from my sister 🔥

Something sweet, with a little digital crunch.

Sacked 'Santa Claus no Takarabako' Famicom

bro I'm not passing the mirror test 😭

[encountering someone in saṃsāra] so do you come here often

New year resolution to become adorkable