When I visit here, it's always Jerry Maguire style, where I roll in with big hopes of bringing my beloved peeps back to the other place. Except there are no takers. 💀 anyway, still miss you all. Happy Friday. 🩷

"You said you were going to end the war in 24 hours, now it's 100 days. You're threatening Russia with tariffs that you're putting on Canada & Mexico. Was that the secret plan? Just one more thing, sir: How's the healthcare concept of a plan going? It's been way over two weeks."

It's Friday and you guys know what that means! 🎉

Fuck Pete Hegseth.

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What’s everyone wearing tomorrow?

Hi all, show of hands. 🙋🏻‍♀️ How many of you are here now exclusively? I'm trying to get handle on who I'm missing from over there. ps. I miss our shenanigans.

When you're forced your entire working life to give your earnings to a government retirement program to provide income for the elderly and disabled with a promise that the same will be done for you, that's not an "entitlement" - it's a contract. Give us back our money.

Rolling into the new year like…

I believe something big and wonderfully unexpected is going to happen. I have faith! 💛🖤 Good night my Loves!

South Korean lawmakers have already moved to impeach Yoon Suk Yeol after his martial law fiasco. That’s what courage in the legislative branch looks like. Too bad we have none of that here.

FAFO

Pete Buttigieg just released this video about America's supply chains

The real DEI hires…😏

I cannot get over the fact that Republicans only won the House by 7,500 total votes in three congressional districts—an average of 2,500 votes in each. That’s how close Democrats came to taking the House, in a country of over 340 million people. 7,500 votes.

The Daily Beans No Scott Jennings No trips to Mar a Lago to kiss the ring No criticizing Biden pardons Appropriate profanity Free wherever you get your pods Give us a try :) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

I’ve been telling y’all, it feels like we’re living the real life version of an end of the world movie. 😳

We've been domain verified, y'all

Corporations are not people.

No matter how demoralized we are in today's America, I'll always have this selfie of me meeting Jane Goodall.

Friends, please solve for y: 🚫DM’s = y If you did the math & know the answer… please advise: How can I most effectively communicate “DO NOT DM ME” (nicely, but not wasting characters)? Your advice is greatly appreciated. -Janet

I knew Lawrence O’Donnel would bring the 🔥 “Joe Biden obviously decided his son should not be subjected to a malicious Trump witch hunt, which Donald Trump promises will be malicious and unfair.” @lawrence-odonnell.bsky.social

Here are some more great people who put the "social" in social media. 🩷 go.bsky.app/REyfL69

ok, now that Biden pardoned Hunter, I hope he takes that presidential immunity for a ride and really stirs shit up.

This is huge. The EFJ represents over 295,000 journalists in 44 countries 👇 www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/e...

@mluckovich.bsky.social Never disappoints! Genius!

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I am not going to stop calling for an FBI background check of Tulsi Gabbard and neither should you.

Kash Patel apparently runs a "America First" clothing line. "Tired of seeing your money go overseas?" reads a product page. "Support your fellow Americans by purchasing a Protect Our People t-shirt." Shirt appears to be made on Next Level blanks ... which are made in Central America and Haiti.

First time this has happened.

Accurate.

Goodnight & sweet dreams Bluesky!! 🤗❤️😴

Wonder how Republicans are going to spin this statement from Pete Hegseth’s OWN MOTHER. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/u...

What the fuck is with these people and dogs.

This 💯

MAGA in one cartoon. 👇

This is my fave skeet to date.

😂😂

I God, will now create a new word: Shituation. This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.

After 2016 my anthem was the Hamilton Soundtrack. Apparently in 2024 it’s gonna be Wicked.

A Thanksgiving Day update to my starter pack. Now with more than 1200 users who have joined! go.bsky.app/JSLScTv

Hi, I’m God. Healthcare should be free. Love, God

Today, as you gather with loved ones, remember that with a belief in democracy and trust in each other, there's nothing our nation cannot overcome. Happy Thanksgiving from us at Lincoln Project.

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