My mom asked if I'd heard about Jimmy Kimmel. She's worried. She told me to leave my devices at home if I went to the States. Why is my mom worried about me being punished for speaking my mind? Because the Nazis occupied her country when she was a child. She's been here before.

My mom asked if I'd heard about Jimmy Kimmel. She's worried. She told me to leave my devices at home if I went to the States. Why is my mom worried about me being punished for speaking my mind? Because the Nazis occupied her country when she was a child. She's been here before.

You lie, JD. You lie damnably. You lie like a Nazi. You lie like a fascist. You lie like a white supremacist. You lie like a rug (a rug who f*cks couches). They're firing comedians for mocking them. MAGAts are censoring you. You're not in a democracy anymore.

Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up? TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.

Charlie Kirk's murderer's family are Republicans. Charlie Kirk's murderer's father is a minister. Charlie Kirk's murderer's parents let him play with guns. Charlie Kirk's murderer isn't a violent immigrant. Charlie Kirk's murderer is a violent Republican.

24 years ago, 9:00 am. I was in my van with the kids. On the radio they said a plane hit one of the twin towers. Then the second plane hit. The shock and horror in the voices of the newscasters. I pulled over, because I couldn't see, because I was crying so hard. Then the world stopped.

I wanted to share some light with you. These words, this song. "For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach." ~ Tolkien They cannot hold sway forever. 🕯

Do you require a visa to enter the United States? The Big Beautiful Bill Act mandates that tourists, business travellers, and international students, who need nonimmigrant visas to enter the States, must pay a visa integrity fee of $250. You won't see me in an American airport.

American woman get away from me American woman mama let me be Don't come a-hangin around my door Don't wanna see your face no more I don't need your war machines I don't need your ghetto scenes now woman said get away russkaya suka listen what I say Bye bye Bye bye 🖕

turtles have been lying to us this whole time 😡

Well, see, we hate Newt Gingrich’s guts because he sucks giant, stinky moose balls. Does that clear it up?

Yep. We hate him. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

To be honest, Mark, peer learning is a great way to gain new understanding. The information is personal and more interesting. One can always ask google or AI. I like talking to people. As for you, dear, crawl back under your rock and be annoying all by yourself, little Markie grumpypants. 😘

There are some big gaps in my knowledge of America. I paid attention to elections, I knew who got assassinated, but I didn't started learning about American politics until 2020. What I'm saying is I have no idea who Newt Gingrich is, but holy hell. You all really hate his guts.

For nearly a decade the county tried to get a warning siren, but the State of Texas rejected their application three times. Who's to blame for the death of over 100 people? Texas rejected an application for a siren when Abbott was Governor of Texas, so I blame Greg Abbott.

also read they just raised property taxes to the max in that county because the flood declaration allowed them to do so without triggering the public vote. So winning! 🏆

For nearly a decade the county tried to get a warning siren, but the State of Texas rejected their application three times. Who's to blame for the death of over 100 people? Texas rejected an application for a siren when Abbott was Governor of Texas, so I blame Greg Abbott.

What would firing Jerome Powell mean for inflation and the bond market? We asked three unvaccinated Jordan Peterson fans at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Secaucus.

I thought that Jan 6 would end Trump, or voting fraud, or a conviction, being impeached, the 1 Million Americans he killed with Covid, the misogyny, raping women. Raping children. Nothing stops him. He can call this a hoax, but like everything else in his life, Donald Trump is guilty as sin.

Last page of my book for my granddaughters. 💫

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Church in America. Come for the fellowship, stay for the shootings.

Stop talking about Epstein!

Canadians are vacationing at home. International tourists are choosing Canada. It's not just the insults, or the tariffs. It's too dangerous to go to America. ICE's powers are without limit. We can't go to a country that treats international visitors as new enemies instead of historic allies.

Stop talking about Epstein!

"We're having a heat wave," Caturday edition.

It might surprise you to know that America does not recognize the authority of the Hague in international criminal matters. Other countries who do not recognize the ICC include Russia, China, India, and, although they played a major role in negotiations, Israel.

Elect a reality star, live in a shit show. 📺

Americans, come where you'll get a great big hug. Come on up to Canada. But watch this first. 🇨🇦 ❤️ 🇺🇸

It is very hot. It's like 38 out there which is like 98 American. So for supper I'm making a chocolate milkshake with vanilla bean and white chocolate liqueur and whipped cream. Sadly, no cherry. 🍨

I want to tell you something. Oil oligarchs convinced us we can't live without oil. Meanwhile, China has so much wind and solar they don't know what to do with all their clean, green energy. We're the stupidest rich people in the world. It was all propaganda, and we believed it.

I am American and I vacationed in Canada for the first time this year to spite the trump administration. It was really nice. I even got an adorable plush moose. Five stars, would totally go again 💙

The day lilies are in riotous bloom. 💛

I'm not liking my own posts because I'm crazy, I do it because when I'm scrolling the hearts are like little markers so I can see what I already read and also my posts look lonely with no hearts.

Someone left their cake out in the rain. 🍰

I'm writing a charming and hilarious book for my granddaughters, comparing the sounds animals make in Canada and Finland. The problem is animals basically say the same thing in both countries. The pigs, though. They're a hoot. Röh röh röh. I shitteth you not. 🌺 🐖 🌺

Good morning. 🥰 Amy Poehler, Seth Meyers, Seth Meyers' dog, and Adam Samberg. I hope this brings a smile to your face. I've watched it five times. 😆 Have a good one! ☀️🌻 www.youtube.com/shorts/mmWil...

The last sentence...

Meet Tom Homan: a sentient slab of brisket with eyes, and acting ICE overlord.Proudly bags kids like groceries, now recruits them as cheap farm labor. "Just following orders", he exclaims. History heard that tune before—in German. Welcome to ICE-Empathy sold separately. Accountability not included.

Come to Canada. This is our ICE.

Don't worry, us Democrats control the weather, stay tuned.

I have heard a lot of Spanish being spoken around B.C. while visiting myself this past week. Wishing all of our international tourists a pleasant and peaceful visit to Canada, with lots of spectacular views of scenery and wildlife.

The damage we've let loose is generational. No one anywhere else in the world will ever forget it. Millions of us don't have clout and can only watch and speak out, but those WITH clout are doing the same. I'm baffled and horrified that so few leaders among the opposition are leading.

Excuse me. Canada is lovely for four seasons. You just have to pack the appropriate accroutements. 🎿 ☃️ 🏒 🧣 🧤 ❄️

. Bavaria/Germany here. Who would still want to visit this country ? It's no longer safe there . . . for anyone. My son is a scientist (Biophysics) and would have had the opportunity to attend a conference in Arizona this Summer. He and many of his European colleagues declined. 🖕 Trump's America !

I always felt worried for Finland, sharing such a massive border with Russia. But now I'm worried for Canada sharing this massive border with the States. What an unbelievable timeline we live in.

I went to my local grocery store in little village of Westport, Rideau Lakes, ON. Small parking lot, I saw NY, Virginia, Massachusetts, New Jersey and California plates. I welcomed a couple of them to Canada. They were genuinely very happy to hear me say that.♥️

The World Cup and the Olympics should go somewhere else.

55 Canadians are currently detained in the US.

Canadians are vacationing at home. International tourists are choosing Canada. It's not just the insults, or the tariffs. It's too dangerous to go to America. ICE's powers are without limit. We can't go to a country that treats international visitors as new enemies instead of historic allies.