If Republicans have taught us anything, it's that you cannot just make debt disappear...unless you're friends with the president.

I’ve got a skit idea for SNL. Have Drunk Uncle come out and lip sync the Orange Embarrassment’s UN address.

Thank gawd Donald Trump is draining the swamp! Wait, that sounds kinda swampy.

Know who might need the vaccine the most? Those who either can't afford the co-pay or don't have easy access to a doctor.

A thief just came up to my front porch to steal a package. He opened it up, saw that it was supplements, and threw the package and bottle onto my front lawn. Little did he know that they were magnesium pills and they would've helped him sleep better with himself at night.

Please remember to tell the government to fuck off this weekend 'cause that's your constitutional right.

I'm thinking about starting a dating app for dumb Americans. I wanted to name it Turning Point USA, but apparently, that's already taken by a group of morons.

If Republicans hate DC so much, why do so many of them choose to stay after their political careers end?

"Name one thing he said that was racist." I love when the 𝘋𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘖𝘸𝘯 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 crowd assigns homework.

Sound familiar?

Fox News viewers gleefully cheer as Brian Kilmeade suggests we execute homeless Americans while knowing full well that they are a bad cold away from being homeless themselves.

Do you know why the pro-life dipshits at Fox News support murdering homeless Americans? Because they vote.

Republicans hate the Jesus depicted in the Bible so they chose to worship a hate-monger instead.

The pro-life folks at Fox News say we should be murdering homeless Americans, many of whom are veterans they pretend to love so dearly.

The snowflakes who pretend to hate cancel culture so much sure are demanding that a lot of people lose their jobs for calling a spade a spade.

This sounds like DEI to me.

Hey MSNBC, this is the kind of statement someone should get fired over. Not for stating facts. www.thedailybeast.com/fox-news-hos...

Rock Creek Park in Washington, DC turns 135 years old this year. Pictured is freshman senator Chuck Grassley at the dedication ceremony.

This is my shocked face when I see the blame has shifted to teachers. 😐

I’ve been a hospice volunteer, and the people I worked with were the most beautiful, giving people you could ever imagine. Empathy isn’t a “made-up, New Age word that does a lot of damage”. Empathy is everything.

Remember folks, we don't have enough money to feed hungry children but flying slain white supremacists home aboard Air Force 2 is a no-brainer.

Curious to see if Republican members of Congress wear sniper rifle lapel pins today like they do with AR-15s after children are slaughtered at school.

The man who said “grab’em by the pu$$y” wants us to believe that he didn’t draw that picture and write those things on that birthday card. Trump said, “Anyone who knows me, knows I don’t speak that way.” Whoa, dude! We all know you very much speak that way. Not a hoax. Release the files.

Donald Trump has written more birthday cards to Jeffrey Epstein than to his multiple wives and children combined. But sure, he barely knew the fella.

Donald Trump is on such a losing streak that many people are calling him the Cleveland Browns.

As a daughter of immigrants, I’m grateful my Governor @govwesmoore.bsky.social is calling it out: Trump won't just strip rights from the undocumented - he comes for ALL of us. That’s how authoritarian regimes work.

Trump doesn’t care that this is illegal. He doesn’t believe in the rule of law or the U.S. Constitution. He’ll keep doing this and targeting blue cities. All governors need to keep suing the regime for its illegal actions. nbclosangeles.app.link/K3U2q5GWkWb

Breaking: Donald Trump to call it Department of War because Defense is too hard to spell.

Mike Gundy, proud Trump-thumper and free market enthusiast, seems to have a problem with massive wealth disparity. www.espn.com/college-foot...

BREAKING: Trump medical diagnosis is revealed.

Fun Fact: The point differential in Bill Belichick's college coaching debut is the same as the age differential between him and his girlfriend.

FEMA is giving $110 million to faith-based organizations and schools for safety upgrades. Public schools get thoughts and prayers.

PragerU spelled certify wrong on the Oklahoma certificate of completion, because of course they did.

The University of Miami cheerleaders are wearing Ron DeSantis boots tonight.

So just to be clear, we are detaining and deporting the immigrants because they took away the jobs that the National Guard should be doing?

If he’s on the golf course tomorrow, I hope it’s next to Ivana.

Fun Fact: Wayne LaPierre wears a disguise in public because he knows all the guns in the world don't protect him more than simply not being Wayne LaPierre.

A friendly reminder that while Republicans pretend to pray for slaughtered children, Jeanine Pirro and Donald Trump promised not to prosecute individuals for violating DC's gun laws.

Sending the National Guard into blue cities because you don't like brown people or any group that is non-white is a weird flex if you're truly interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize.

Oh, you thought he was done bankrupting casinos?

Pro-life Republicans: "Slavery wasn't that bad."

DC will be so quiet you will be able hear the president’s butt pucker when someone asks about Epstein.

I wonder how long the homeless in DC with go without food and water from the time they are abducted by the military to the time they get their first rations at Alligator Alcatraz.

The D in J.D. Vance is for Day Off.

Ryan Walters doesn’t like that Oklahoma ranks 50th in education, so his “solution” is to stop the state-mandated tests. If you don’t test, you don’t fail kfor.com/news/oklahom...