Turns out most people aren’t stupid; they recognize this is a moral moment. And the numbers will only get worse for ICE from here. NOT RADICAL: A majority says ICE makes cities less safe, and a plurality says abolish it outright.

Time to shutdown ice youtu.be/TP5TmVRJhCI

“Everybody wants tickets,” except everybody. I was shocked when I saw a commercial saying this was coming to theaters. I thought this was supposed to be Amazon Prime only. 🤷🏽‍♂️ $40 million for a documentary nobody wants to see.

Memories.

recorded this last week

This is deeply disturbing, especially after reports of growing concerns about the conditions at this facility. An investigation must take place. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities

Oh gosh. Who would have thought Michael Cohen couldn’t be trusted after all those years being a low-down, dirty dog? Come on, guys. He said what people wanted to hear, and they bought it.

They’re still complaining about Senile Satan getting his garage sale Nobel Prize. 🥴

Shouldn’t immigrants have to get convicted of at least as many felonies as the President before they get brutalized in the streets and deported?

Trump: “Grocery prices are starting to go rapidly down. Rent is down. Airfares are down. Hotel rates are down. Cell phone prices are down." No they aren’t.

The EU is reportedly preparing to hit the US with a hefty set of tariffs worth nearly $108 billion after Trump’s threats toward Greenland. The bloc is also considering restricting US companies from its market in response, according to the Financial Times. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...

Welcome to the Sunshine State.

Sorry, Sen. Bill Cassidy, we don’t care that Trump is going after you. You’re a medical doctor, and you gave us RFK Jr., fully aware that he’s a quack.

Because Jeff Bezos’ $40 million bribe for Malaria: The Movie and Malaria: The Musical are bombing, the Kennedy Center will be presenting Lara Lea Trump: The Musical for the entire month of February.

After facing severe backlash, Ludacris pulls out of Kid Rock tour saying the booking was a mistake. www.msn.com/en-us/music/...

If you’re having a bad day, at least you’re not Florida Man Jake Lang, who was convicted of assaulting a police officer with a baseball bat on J6 and is now running for Senate and running for his life in Minneapolis.

Evil. Call it what it is.

Jake Lang was looking for trouble in Minneapolis and he found it.

“If I don’t win an Oscar this year, they’ll be yanked from YouTube next year.”

Kristi is gnoming again. video courtesy: @acyn.bsky.social

Bruce Springsteen: “If you stand against heavily armed federal troops using Gestapo tactics in an American city and believe you shouldn’t be killed for exercising your right to protest, send a message to this president — ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

When they say, “These criminals are not welcome in the U.S.,” what they mean is, “The convicted felon we work for wants you to believe all immigrants are felons, too.”

I don’t think they’re fans of Senile Satan in Greenland.

Let them eat shit

“If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be a unicorn.” -MAGA

If you’re going to dance like nobody’s watching — maybe don’t video it either.

Did anyone tell Malaria that English is supposed to be our official language? 🤔

“Here’s the deal, Bobby. You read the Epstein files on Twitter Spaces. No one will understand a word you say.” “X. It’s X now.” “Yes, it’s about sex. It’s the Epstein files.” “No, it’s X. It’s not Twitter anymore.” “X? It’s X? Who names anything X? Elon’s back on drugs.”

Talking to my teenage sons about WW3, Civil War 2, and upcoming semester exams. So much winning

NEW: EU ambassadors will hold an extraordinary meeting tomorrow in Brussels to address recent US threats. www.euronews.com/my-europe/20...

Canada has made trade deals with China. The EU now has deals in place with most of South America, and the US is being left out in the cold. #AmericaLast

The National Guard has been mobilized to protect people from another government agency. Feels civil war- ish.

“I should have some Olympians in the Oval Office and snatch their medals.”

Golly gee, it sure would be swell to be on the 'winning' side right now, or even the folks placing bets from the sidelines! But shucks!- here I am with everyone else on the defense, planning trials and splicing rope.

Temu Nazi’s! 😂🤣😂

No. We don’t need to “modify ICE training.” We need to close DHS. Dismantle it. It’s an outdated expensive bureaucracy that’s been usurped by violent white supremacists. Shut it down.

Oh FFS

THIS RIGHT HERE!!

The refs are the best player on the Broncos. We'll be back next year, Mafia. 🦬🦬🦬

Not even remotely close to good enough

“Because this is ‘The Golden Age,’ all litter boxes at Mar-a-Lago are filled with 24-karat gold flakes.” — Senile Satan, the Pedo King

Sorry #BillsMafia Hate that the refs made the game about them. That’s a shitty way to go out!

The courts should force Donald Trump to give Maria Corina Machado's Nobel Peace Prize to E. Jean Carroll.

Chuck Schumer said he stepped in because today is a day for bipartisanship. Minutes later, Lutnick said the bill Schumer wrote was full of DEI crap, and that they cut out the bullshit.

He’s not wrong

Not sure it matters. They’re gonna do it anyway