Lolz

The desperate whistling broke me.

What I have learned from recent events is the best way to fight fascism is any way and every way you can.

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

Bueckers’ 2025 WNBA rookie base salary was $78,831. Giving $50,000 from winning the Unrivaled FT contest is rad.

🧵 (🖕🏼🧊)

Curt Cignetti is a velociraptor (complimentary).

Last night I went to a friend's house for UnBook Club (people share about the books they've read, rather than everyone reading the same book). We all ended up talking about *gestures broadly* and the small things we do to speak out and push back. The entire evening felt like an act of resistance.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Incredible content. Might need to drive to Seattle and buy a plant.

In which ... James O'Keefe is the good guy?? 🧐

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

*queues up S 2 Ep 1 of The Pitt*

No team I have followed has ever won in Mercedes-Benz Stadium 😭

We go live to Dante Moore this game…

What. The. Fuck.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

me putting a pin in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! me circling back: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

oh shit tomorrow is circle back day already

it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'

Just learned the Irish word "aonarán" which is someone who is totally content with their own company--not lonely, not sad--just someone who just enjoys solitude; and yes

My annual request that the national championship always be at the Rose Bowl. I know the stadium's not amazing. I know the travel limitations. I know many SEC fans don't care. But it's special. It's the most college football place we have, and the sport should lean into that.

These are the types of words you carve on to buildings.

The Oregon Duck is wearing a tortilla. Trolling level = expert. #GoDucks

Brandon Finney Jr x3 #GoDucks

Dante Moore limping is not great

FUCKING FINALLY ##GoDucks

I'll take it

WTF is Will Stein even doing today #GoDucks

This is my favorite online narrative about Dan Lanning #GoDucks

that's The Duck, I don't know who Puddles is

Food brand-sponsored bowl games are the best bowl games. Prove me wrong.

Sunbeam Summit

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

It drives me nuts when a terrible person dies, and we are all supposed to pretend they were great, like telling the truth is somehow uncouth. Brigette Bardot was a truly despicable racist, homophobe, bigot, and lifelong supporter of fascists. Acknowledge her work, I guess, but don't celebrate her.

Hanging out with German relatives this week and all them have been like, “Oh yeah that’s definitely a Hitler you got there. You wanna fix that now or else you got a REAL problem down the pike.”

"They found the coats on Thursday morning. Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies. Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"

Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org

Welp deleted that last quote post and blocked the original poster because it's AI. I hate everything.

Went to our favorite local Mexican restaurant tonight and found this posted on the door. We've been regulars there for 20 years. They're great folks and we're always greeted warmly. I'm so angry and so sad that we are here. Chinga la migra. And if you're around Tigard give Mazatlan a visit.

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

Merry Christmas, everyone!

When you go to the holiday party with a huge spread of food but barely eat because you're busy socializing. Then come home and make a sandwich because you're starving.

Steves purchased the property to prevent it from closing. Many homeless people had come to depend on the Lynnwood Hygiene Center, which had operated rent-free on the property since 2020. n.pr/3MKbmJH

It almost looks like he killed the Stanford tree and skinned it and is wearing it as a pelt

you need as many emergency buns as possible.

If you're not trans, I don't think I can fully explain how important this is. It's so powerful that one of the most circulated science media publications in the world has come out and said "trans children are real and providing transition care improves their lives." That's groundbreaking.