Incredibly PNW-coded that there are people at the opera who are dressed like they’re ready to leave on a hike when it’s over.

I want cheese curds.

I vote for sour cream next.

Are we out of ice cream flavors? #RCTID

Richard called it!

Can we play you every week? 🎶 #RCTID

Providence Park is flying a Canadian flag, which they don't usually do if we're not playing a Canadian team (right?). Hoping it's in support of #SaveTheCaps #RCTID

It's perfect outside.

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

Chris Dudley’s new campaign commercial calls him a business man so I went looking to see what sort of business and I found this and now I may die of laughter.

Mirror, Phil. Look into it.

James Pantemis's 13 saves obliterates the club record for saves in a game (Donovan Ricketts, 8, 2014) but falls short of the MLS record of 16. #rctid

One of my favorite streams of content here is "Jeff VanderMeer lives in Portland and posts about it."

Daily red panda smoochies :3

there’s a game today?

Thinking about how we used to schedule our lives around this team, and today we opted to drop off our old grill to be recycled and maybe we'd be home in time for the match. #RCTID

seen on today's run

turn them into mobile halloween stores and everyone wins

FUCK

The NWSL and Nike adapted by removing white shorts from team uniforms in 2024 due to period concerns. The Storm wore all white tonight, and a player returned to the locker room likely addressing that very issue. Something for the WNBA to keep in mind as a potential reform.

This is bonkers. The top three finishers all broke the previous world record.

Sure, why not #RCTID

your moment of calm, bunnies frolicking! one came right up to me then flashed away. hazeltine park.

Ah. So it was a Polymarket thing?

This is a level of petty that I really appreciate and to which I aspire. She did this for *14 years*.

Kindness and love, seen on today's run

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

When the Timbers show you who they are, believe them. #RCTID

Went to Helvetia Tavern for dinner and didn't watch the match so I win? #RCTID

This is the truest

Sports always be innovating.

Seen on today's run.

Guess I'll keep wearing my Altras and Topos.

OMG there’s going to be a @poptartsbowl.com Edible Mascot sacrifice for *fans* at the NFL Draft! Protein Slammin’ Strawberry will be drafted by the fans and head to Mouth Heaven on Friday, April 24 at 3pm ET at Nova Place — 100 S. Commons, Pittsburgh, PA. (Venue opens at 1.)

People are asking ChatGPT things I would normally just ask a friend, parent, mentor, therapist or medical professional for or about. It takes work to build and maintain those relationships, and figure out who is the right person to ask, but the alternative is a digital tool known for lying to users.

swallows on the wire for your moment of calm

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

fuckin hell Hungary, massive round of applause

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Non sequitur ftw

That goal probably saves Phil Neville’s job for today. It shouldn’t. That performance wasn’t even close to good enough. But it gives the Timbers’ leadership a story to tell itself. And they’ll undoubtedly tell it. Glad—maybe more relieved—for the result. But things aren’t good. #RCTID

👀

Fory going to the bench and throwing a prolonged temper tantrum is giving me life.

Remembering when Chara got a hands to the face red for flicking a player's earlobe. So wtf was that? #RCTID

That goal was gorgeous. Also the player who scored it is 17. 👀

First goal concession for LAFC this year. #RCTID

Didn't their own players mostly just roll over each other? I could be wrong but that's what I thought I saw. #RCTID

The fact they made this travesty and didn't even call it Your Own Personal Jesus is the worst crime of all.

It’s good that we all have something to cheer for that involves a positive aspirational vision of humanity.