I really need Bluesky to go private so I can make boner jam soccer jokes.

We’re going to run out of smoke tonight.

Giggling at the person with the sign that reads: PHIL OUT YOUR BALLOT

Bunches of blooms season 💐

Counting all the Olympians we see around Fort Worth. Current count: 7

Texas bound for NCAAs tomorrow.

Ok now we celebrate!

Celebrating like we just won the game for an offside goal 😂

I hope they kept this in storage.

If anyone happened to buy an extra cherry blossom scarf, I’d buy it off you for a very disappointed eight year old whose mom didn’t know they were only being sold today 🤦‍♀️

I got into the Olympic ticket draw and now there aren’t even gymnastics tickets left.

My dear husband, who washes his hair with body wash, just asked me if $32 was expensive for shampoo.

I’m headed to Dallas next week for NCAA gymnastics championships and will have a free day to explore - what should I do?

Amber Glenn’s triple loop is Vanessa Atler’s Comaneci.

We need a documentary about how Diane Warren has been nominated for best original song 20 times and has never won.

Timbers gonna…

Kailin Chio with a perfect 30 tonight, wow!

Me seeing the 10 forecast for our vacation destination 🫠

So will the USA and Israel receive an immediate ban from international competition like Russia did in 2022? They violated the Olympic charter.

You know your eight-year-old has been to a lot of Timbers games when the other team scores and she instinctively says “Timbers gonna timber.”

The TA just collectively shit their pants that the tifo wasn’t going to work.

Amber Glenn is the Vanessa Atler of figure skating and it’s breaking my heart.

Me when I hear this song.

Me when a country does the parade of nations and there is only one athlete.

Cher doesn’t even know what she did. I’m crying 😂 Luther Vandross died in 2005.

❤️

I wonder how many minutes of my life I’ve spent in virtual queues.

I hope everyone has their crab dip ingredients ready.

My in-laws gifted me an all access subscription to Ancestry for Christmas and the first hint Ancestry gave me is a yearbook photo of Dave in a speedo.

When you start a new book and it’s in third person.

@halfref.bsky.social Happy birthday!

Does anyone have games suggestions for an eight year old with a Switch? She currently has Mario Cart, Overcooked and Animal Crossing.

People who don’t return ebooks when they are done reading them and wait for the 21 day library hold to lapse are the worst.

These have been terrible PKs.

It’s incredibly moving to see all my neighbors up and down my block on the lookout for ICE as parents drop their kids off at the school across the street.

Told ya ;)

Is there a gif yet of Velde after his PK?

I just heard someone say “2015 was the double post and tonight was the triple sky!” Lolololol.

PK shoot out 2015: Dave ruptures his diaphragm and collapses his lung and misses the game. PK shoot out 2025: Dave gets covid and is on day six of quarantine and misses the game. Please thank my husband for his sacrifices.

A’s first PK shootout.

I don’t even know who Gage Guerra is?!

Is the hole in the windshield where PPB shot it?

A beautiful night for a Timbers win.

Tonight I saw a guy wearing a bag of soil on the front and a bag of manure on the back. He was a “dirt bag full of shit.” Lolol.

I have an extra ticket for tomorrow night’s Timbers game if anyone is looking.

Remember when Dave tore his diaphragm cheering at a Timbers game? Lol. The Timbers just reminded me with their “where were you?” Instagram post.

The Goonies Lego set looks incredible. www.lego.com/en-us/produc...

Who did Valentina threaten in an alley for that score?

Leanne throws a Cheng in the last rotation, used two hands and wins the meet challenge, let’s gooooo!

Is Chara starting because it’s possibly his last game as a Timber? 😭