Nothing like having a 67 year old open up the World Cup half time show.

Me to the Sounders:

Audrey: “This is so funny. 4-0 to IN SEATTLE.” My kid gets it.

England out there folding like a lawn chair.

I can’t believe my brother got to witness that game in person. I was ready to joke with him about how we had both now witnessed Messi miss a PK, lol.

Deep Thoughts With Zlatan™️

Stutter stepping gives me second hand embarrassment.

I love soccer, man. Please don’t card him for that.

The little island that could. Let’s go!

Set piece goaaaaal.

Welp

Every time I see the coach I just think Italian Russell Crowe.

This shootout needs a double post.

Can’t say I’ve ever seen that before.

Only I would get motion sickness while snorkeling 🙃

Iran wins for most attractive players. Daaaamn.

Dave: “oh look, it’s Steve Jobs.” 🤨

Me every Timbers game.

We’re going to run out of smoke tonight.

Giggling at the person with the sign that reads: PHIL OUT YOUR BALLOT

Bunches of blooms season 💐

Counting all the Olympians we see around Fort Worth. Current count: 7

Texas bound for NCAAs tomorrow.

Ok now we celebrate!

Celebrating like we just won the game for an offside goal 😂

I hope they kept this in storage.

If anyone happened to buy an extra cherry blossom scarf, I’d buy it off you for a very disappointed eight year old whose mom didn’t know they were only being sold today 🤦‍♀️

I got into the Olympic ticket draw and now there aren’t even gymnastics tickets left.

My dear husband, who washes his hair with body wash, just asked me if $32 was expensive for shampoo.

I’m headed to Dallas next week for NCAA gymnastics championships and will have a free day to explore - what should I do?

Amber Glenn’s triple loop is Vanessa Atler’s Comaneci.

We need a documentary about how Diane Warren has been nominated for best original song 20 times and has never won.

Timbers gonna…

Kailin Chio with a perfect 30 tonight, wow!

Me seeing the 10 forecast for our vacation destination 🫠

So will the USA and Israel receive an immediate ban from international competition like Russia did in 2022? They violated the Olympic charter.

You know your eight-year-old has been to a lot of Timbers games when the other team scores and she instinctively says “Timbers gonna timber.”

The TA just collectively shit their pants that the tifo wasn’t going to work.

Amber Glenn is the Vanessa Atler of figure skating and it’s breaking my heart.

Me when I hear this song.

Me when a country does the parade of nations and there is only one athlete.

Cher doesn’t even know what she did. I’m crying 😂 Luther Vandross died in 2005.

❤️

I wonder how many minutes of my life I’ve spent in virtual queues.

I hope everyone has their crab dip ingredients ready.

My in-laws gifted me an all access subscription to Ancestry for Christmas and the first hint Ancestry gave me is a yearbook photo of Dave in a speedo.

When you start a new book and it’s in third person.

@halfref.bsky.social Happy birthday!

Does anyone have games suggestions for an eight year old with a Switch? She currently has Mario Cart, Overcooked and Animal Crossing.