My in-laws gifted me an all access subscription to Ancestry for Christmas and the first hint Ancestry gave me is a yearbook photo of Dave in a speedo.

When you start a new book and it’s in third person.

@halfref.bsky.social Happy birthday!

Does anyone have games suggestions for an eight year old with a Switch? She currently has Mario Cart, Overcooked and Animal Crossing.

People who don’t return ebooks when they are done reading them and wait for the 21 day library hold to lapse are the worst.

These have been terrible PKs.

It’s incredibly moving to see all my neighbors up and down my block on the lookout for ICE as parents drop their kids off at the school across the street.

Told ya ;)

Is there a gif yet of Velde after his PK?

I just heard someone say “2015 was the double post and tonight was the triple sky!” Lolololol.

PK shoot out 2015: Dave ruptures his diaphragm and collapses his lung and misses the game. PK shoot out 2025: Dave gets covid and is on day six of quarantine and misses the game. Please thank my husband for his sacrifices.

A’s first PK shootout.

I don’t even know who Gage Guerra is?!

Is the hole in the windshield where PPB shot it?

A beautiful night for a Timbers win.

Tonight I saw a guy wearing a bag of soil on the front and a bag of manure on the back. He was a “dirt bag full of shit.” Lolol.

I have an extra ticket for tomorrow night’s Timbers game if anyone is looking.

Remember when Dave tore his diaphragm cheering at a Timbers game? Lol. The Timbers just reminded me with their “where were you?” Instagram post.

The Goonies Lego set looks incredible. www.lego.com/en-us/produc...

Who did Valentina threaten in an alley for that score?

Leanne throws a Cheng in the last rotation, used two hands and wins the meet challenge, let’s gooooo!

Is Chara starting because it’s possibly his last game as a Timber? 😭

PREACH!

Who gave Skye Blakely the bib number 666?

“Mom can you check my work on your math app?” You mean the calculator? 😂

Not what we wanted but kind of what we expected.

The person waving the white flag in 105 is my favorite.

Who has the “to the best fans in MLS, we will repay you” photo? I think we might need it 🥴

Timbers gonna Timber.

I finished my first book of the year on March 18th and just finished my 100th book. I’m so glad I rekindled my love of reading this year.

I saw Edgar Martinez hit a grand slam at my first ever Mariners game. As we drove home to Portland we passed a guy frantically honking his horn and realized it was my grandpa. It’s still one of my favorite sports memories, even though the Mariners still lost, lol.

Where can I get a digital passport photo taken? Do not tell me I can take it myself because I do not have a place in my house that has a suitable backdrop/lighting. I went to CVS and the photos they took were all blurry. They tried to convince me that the passport agency would accept them 🤣

Welp, my permanent retainer flew out while I was flossing and I now have a lisp, so that’s cool. We had a good 27 year run.

Well that was a delightful pk shoot out.

@subdossa.bsky.social my Night Silence is finally blooming 🥹

Kai Kamara is old enough to have kids playing in MLS.

Kelsy apology tour boner jam, let’s go.

Great job booing everyone, it’s working so well 🙄

Jason doesn’t know what numerology is 😂

Give me a Max Martin produced album, please Taylor.

I trust Taylor Swift to find the word that rhymes with orange

Leanne’s Cheng was actually a Cheng.

Joscelyn Roberson with the highest bars score of night 1, just liked we all predicted.

Still giggling that we put Jack Jewsbury’s bloody face on a tifo.

You know what this match needs? A beer cup snake.

💚💛

It’s not a hand ball when you’re wearing a cast 😏

We’re baaaaack! Did you miss us?

It’s been 15 years and I still get chills when I walk into the stadium and see tifo ropes hanging.