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I want a pizza with a crust stuffed with pepperoni and cheese.

Let there be no doubt. The face of the opposition? It isn't Hakeem Jeffries. It is Zohran Kwame Mamdani.

I love the quote from The Boondocks "What does LGBT stand for?" "It stands for Lettuce, Gay, Bacon and Tomatoes"

Happy Trans day of Visibility!

"You did not anticipate!" "How can I anticipate when I can't see a thing!" "Stop making excuses! Replace the blindfold!" "NO!!!!!!!!! It's not a fair test..." "Very good, Ensign. You have passed the challenge." "What? By taking off the blindfold." "It takes courage to say the test is unfair."

"Arrested for prostitution! I can't BELIEVE this!" "Sophia, we're innocent!" "I know that! I can't believe these cops think someone would pay to sleep with you!"

On this #TDoV, I just want to say to anyone reading this who may be trans that I love you and that the world is better with you in it. ❤️

"Excuse me, sir, but I need to move this table." "...What?" "There's an empty seat over there." "...I know what you are trying to do, but it would be inappropriate. You were her friends. I was only her Commanding Officer." "Sir... I happen to know she considered you a friend..."

"To all Starfleet Personnel, this is the Captain. It is my sad duty to inform you that a member of the crew, Ensign Sito Jaxa, has been lost in the line of duty. She was the finest example of a Starfleet Officer, and a young woman of remarkable courage and strength of character..."

"I have a lot of friends at Starfleet Command, Captain!" "... You're going to need them..."

I really wish that people would not always jump to the worst possible conclusions about a person who has never demonstrated malice with their intentions...

A message for my fans in Latin America. (plain text is in the image alt-text if you need it for translation.)

Big same. As someone who knows the original thirteen seasons like the back of my hand, I was really skeptical, but it won me over.

"It's nice to be nice."

There was def a worry in me that the koth reboot would be a chudfest of gen Xer malding using characters from a childhood favorite. But no, it actually kept up pretty good.

Every once in a while, I still think about this scene from the King of the Hill reboot, which was fantastic. And that comes from someone who grew up with the show. "It's nice to be nice." Such a simple and effective message.

dj dan passed away. phenomenal producer. instereo was a label i caned endlessly. i don’t dj much anymore. but instereo and dan still sit with me constantly. he carried the party spirit of disco into the 2020s. fly high, dude. you made the world more fun.

"Doctor Jones, you're no rival. You've been getting owned since 'Throw me the whip!' 'Give me the idol!' Indianaconda. For Heaven's sake! You'd shit those Dickies at a GARDEN SNAKE!!!!!"

"Oooo, what's that? A missile backpack? Well, I guess you'll be alright if a fucking BIRD attacks! Presenting the most overrated character anyone ever saw! With FIVE lines in the trilogy! And one of them was 'AHHHHH!!!!'"

*Dorothy turns a light on in a room that Rose is already in, they both scream* "Oh Dorothy, what do you mean, sneaking up on me like that? You scared me half to death!" "I'm sorry, Rose. Next time I walk into a dark room in the middle of the night, I'll send a Mariachi band ahead of me!"

"Are you okay?" "I'm fine!" "Is it about Arnie?" "No Blanche, she's upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke!"

Dynamite will always have a place in my heart as a great boss theme. Double so after Sakuraba-san remastered it. It's the horn section at 1:29 that does it for me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH0L...

My super villain power would be the telekinetic power to make someone fart. >:3

Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:

Be honest: When you were a kid, you did not possibly CONCEIVE how a kid could not put together a three-piece monkey statue.

"Don't make ANY aggressive movements. The resonator amplifies violent feelings and emotions. And that's why you wanted me to pick up the phaser. That's why you were able to kill Narik and Vekor. But I see the symbol on that third artifact... It's the Vulcan symbol for peace..."

"I have more important things to do than play 'Choose the Changeling'!"

"Does this mean I can't disagree with you anymore?!" "No, it just means I'm NEVER wrong! ;D"

A very happy birthday to my wonderful and dear friend @protoblake.bsky.social. 🎂❤️❤️❤️

The more things change, the more they stay the same, I guess. Not that I'm all that surprised.

You know what play should ACTUALLY be removed? On kickoffs, intentionally going out of bounds, and then touching the ball while out of bounds with the intent to draw a penalty, should, itself, be a penalty on the return team.

"Dorothy, baseball was meant to be seen from the bleechers. In small, intimate parks with REAL grass. If there's anything I hate, it is artificial turf!" "Never stopped you from growing it on your head!"

"Data... ... He was my friend, too...."

You are not immune to fennec propaganda

This regime is unwilling to ever admit that they have backed down or failed in any way, so it's essential for us to notice and share the signs they are LOSING And keep pushing

It’s Friday, you know what that means~ ^.~ 📸: @fleofynx.bsky.social #FursuitFriday #fursuit #fursuitButt #furry #harness #paws

I'm completely sure they signed an agreement so he could do that while asleep. A commission for Snackoon!

The ghost of Sam Houston is going to show up and haunt y'all so hard.

"If I had the money, I could have been in a swinging condo instead of with a... I better not say anything until I've had my coffee..." *sips her coffee* "...A slut and a moron! .... I'm sorry it must be decaf!"

Wikipedia now has higher standards than all universities

Something BIG is coming to the San Francisco Bay Area in June! …it’s me. I’m moving to the Bay. 👀👌

I'm glad that I picked today to finish my platinum run of RE Requiem. Because I got to do a trick that is now no longer doable because it just got patched out. For those who have not played it yet, I won't say what it was since it would spoil.

"Dorothy, guess who's here?" "My date!" "Your husband!" "I don't have a husband. Call the police!" "...Your EX-husband..." "I'LL call the police!"

"May your marinara sauce NEVER cling to your pasta!" That's when you know an Italian is pissed off.

"Just a second, son. How long have you been on the force?" "About a year. Almost." "You like being a cop?" "Yes, sir." "Why? It's a dangerous job. You put your life on the line every day and you never get credit for it."

i need all nationwide dems and dem candidates to fucking knock all of this shit off immediately