Sé que estoy en minoría, pero debería ser el horario de invierno. Y, sobre todo, el clima de invierno. Frío, oscuridad y películas de Kaurismäki todo el año. Que te pregunten cómo estás y contestar "no lo sé".

I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse

Los anuncios de YouTube son claramente para que te suscribas al premium y no para venderte nada del anuncio.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

El único motivo que me impide pasarme a Linux es el anti cheat de muchos juegos online, pero cada vez más ganas.

A company with decades of single-player experience pivoting to multiplayer? Well, it worked for Anthem, Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League, FBC: Firebreak, Redfall, Marvel's Avengers, and all those PlayStation games

Oh shit. President Crimes and his crimes friends are committing crimes with the fake money for doing crimes. Have you guys seen this.

Que no me hagan ilusiones en balde, por favor.

Por fin. Atún para hombres.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Tengo muchas ganas de los Game Awards de este año porque, a pesar de la increíble tanda de juegacos que llevamos, seguro que se lo dan al equivocado.

Que el sistema de verificación de edad de todos estos servicios sea darles tu documento de identidad es una locura.

Excelente previsión de las necesidades del metro hoy. El PP está demostrando una y otra vez lo bien que se las da gestionar.

Buenos días, En el Día Mundial de los Animales un recuerdo para Lady, la yegua cuya muerte en la calle, este agosto, por un colapso, ha sido el detonante para que Nueva York prohíba los carruajes que circulan por Central Park. ¿En España pa' cuando?

🌟 DASHCON 3 INFO 😀 - Yes, there will be a ball pit! - The Superwholock panel has been moved from Saturday to Sunday - All attendees are forbidden from defaming the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the Saudi royal family, legal system, government, or any religion, religious figure, or religious practice

Osea, como TikTok

Que conste que yo llevo odiando a Aziz Ansari desde el capítulo horrible de Master of None.

Hi! I borrowed $300m from the worst people in the world to buy your favourite thing! Now your favourite thing owes me $300m and sadly it looks like it can’t pay me back so I’ve taken it out back and shot it. Anyways, just wanted to ask… what’s your *second* favourite thing?

Yo creo que Wizards of the Coast debería regalarme magics de Cloud por compartir cumpleaños con él.

Por favor americanos, el próximo presidente que al menos no tenga un estado avanzado de demencia senil.

This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!

¿Me estás diciendo que hay trabajando 1,6 personas por cada piso turístico? Cómo de tontos se creen que somos.

Una cosa que hacen muy bien en Peacemaker es que todos los capítulos tienen al principio un momento en en dices "joder, qué buena es Peacemaker".

Chainsaw Man part 2 is almost like the opposite of Jujutsu Kaisen where any time a character tries to aura farm they immediately shit themselves and then their dick falls off and shatters into a million pieces on the floor

Mi parte favorita de mis jefes del acto 3 del Silksong es cuando te hacen parry a todos los ataques sin ningún tipo de aviso.

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Igual el rapto sí ha sido, pero como somos una panda de infieles pecaminosos no conocemos a nadie que haya sido raptado.

why does this look like borderlands DLC

Soon... 🌑

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

Playing Silksong.

Creo que las peores partes del Silksong vienen de que la gente no dejaba de repetir que el Hollow Knight era un soulslike y los de Team Cherry se lo creyeron.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there

Llevar internet en el bolsillo fue un error.

Fuck every other stupid baby Switch 2 announcement today HADES 2 IN 2 WEEKS WOOOOOOO

HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒 Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️ Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...

¿Por qué me odia el Silksong?

Pues el 2XKO es muy divertido y mucho más accesible de lo que esperaba.

@rooflemongerreal.bsky.social can I get an invite code please? Goldengorilla

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio had a budget of $35 million and every single character was moved one frame at a time by a human being. What the fuck are we even doing!!!!!!!

Me pregunto por qué la gente no cogerá el teléfono.

"Me encanta pasar dos pantallas de plataformeo y enemigos para cada intento contra el boss" - Nadie, nunca.

Silksong: here's a new enemy, the pathetic worm. He's 3 inches tall and has the voice of an 80 year old man. Me: heh, cool Silksong: the pathetic worm has 7 different attacks, 400 hp, and will take two of your health per hit Me (through tears): very...cool...