COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

MacKenzie Scott Was A Success While Married To Bozos. Her Debut Novel Won The American Book Award in 2006,And Her 2nd Novel Followed in 2013.She Stepped Away From Amazon, to Raise 4 Children. In 2019, Bozos Announced They Were Divorcing. She's A Great American........

This is Blu. He is here for booty scratches. Can also easily be over there for booty scratches. Or there. Just say the word. 13/10 (TT: 24hddsd)

Am I understanding this correctly? The President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House AND the Secretary of Stare were all at the White House Correspondent's Dinner together and security was so laxed that a guy ran through security with a long gun? I call bullshit.

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

1/2 The idea of laughing at one's adversity relates to the profound aspect of human resilience and coping mechanisms. I sincerely hope the following short video will release your stress in coping from today’s political atmosphere… youtu.be/itVdJl6ltDQ?...

According to this data, Bigfoot is one of the most widely-distributed species in North America...

Laying in bed trying to pretend I don’t see her standing over me whimpering for a treat.

A viral image which supposedly shows Nigel Farage visiting a child with terminal cancer in hospital isn’t real. It’s based on a real picture of a boy with cancer, which has then been edited with the help of AI to include the Reform UK leader.

Jesse talks about a posted-then-deleted social media post from the University of Illinois College Republicans, which depicts one of Trump’s masked secret police standing over a man with a gun drawn & aimed at the back of his head. Text reads, “ONLY TRAITORS HELP INVADERS.” youtu.be/k-RNVzrA2IQ?...

if circumstances were different I would 100% be applying for this gorgeous job — maybe you should?

An all time favourite! youtu.be/zj8FlXGPcOQ?...

Stop saying underage women. They are children.

They want us working earlier and til we die to pay for their tax cuts for the rich. Supervillains.

Canadian citizenship test should really just be how many degrees removed are you from a professional hockey player or someone who's been on Letterkenny.

Looking for book recs. Must be written in 1900-1940. fiction and non-fiction #booksky Help?

How did they redact abusers but not the victims? And they expect us to believe 40 nude photos went unnoticed? That’s exactly why people think the DOJ did this on purpose, to shame these women for coming forward.

Thanks to insomnia, I just cleaned and rearranged every facial product on my dresser (at 4am). It was bigger task than it sounds like it should be. And I’m humiliated for myself by how much dust there was collected on some parts of my dresser. I’ve clearly been failing at life😑. Thx for listening😂

Lowest ratings ever for a CBS broadcast. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is Pancho. He’s mad because he asked for five more minutes and then you woke him up five minutes later. Unforgivable. 12/10 (IG: panchothediva)

The White House continues to make our work harder. They’ve: ✂️ Cut funding for transportation and education 👎 Effectively told families in poverty “you’re on your own” ❌ Presided over the longest government shutdown in history 🚨 Failed to act after Western Maryland was hit by a devastating storm.

Twitter is hilarious. This from a paid verified account with four letters and five numbers for a username, which follows 40 people and 37 followers... nearly all of which are also letter-number accounts. What was that about an echo chamber? (Anyway, only logged in to begin the process of deletion)

Congressional Democrats released another eyebrow-raising batch of photos today further linking several high-profile people, including Donald Trump & Bill Clinton, to Jeffrey Epstein. But the fallout is just beginning. And the trove of information available to the public is about to get much bigger.

I don't believe everyone who interacted with Jeffrey Epstein after his conviction was a pedophile, but I know all of them were able to excuse pedophilia and child sex trafficking if it benefited them

Aquí Noam Chomsky y Steve Bannon en una de las fotos de los archivos de Jeffrey Epstein. Para los pocos o muchos admiradores que queden en esta nuestra red social

The calls from America this weekend to "abolish the EU" are for one simple reason: the EU is the only thing that can keep European nation-states from becoming Russian or American vassals.

A letter to my deceased mother 💞. All of my posts today are dedicated to her 💕 youtu.be/hLOZWpmhbR0?...

And here it is. Kushner is working with the Saudis to grab CNN and make them a propaganda channel for both them and tDumpster. If we do not start doing something now, we are going to belong to all the wrong people. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

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At least while we are screwing over our allies around the world we will be doing it in an anti-woke font.

We've never had a father and son in the broadcasters' wing of the Hall of Fame ... until now Congratulations to Joe Buck, just announced as the winner of the 2026 Ford Frick Award His father, Jack Buck, won in 1987. What an amazing family legacy the Bucks will be celebrating in Cooperstown in July

This was a very productive year for me. And the final stop was the trip to Harrogate for the #ThoughtBubble Festival. This was my very first rodeo outside of Poland, so I was pretty terrified (but also excited). I finally have a creator owned books that I am proud of, so I thought LET'S GO.

Available for purchase at the school Book Fair

Is it just me, but isn’t our President a whopping piece of shit?

Gavin Newsom: “Trump is one of the most destructive presidents & human beings in my lifetime — I think this republic is at real risk of this country being unrecognizable — I have no patience for people who want to indulge it. This guy is reckless. He has wrecked this country” #Trump: A+++++

GOOD. GIT’R DONE!!!

How does a woman get a big hand up in the Republican Political Party? You have to harm attack suppress and target other women. Cannibalism.

Powell: "Inflation for goods has picked up, reflecting the effects of tariffs."

Ive got a trumpet. I've got a flute. My life's goal is to be able to play them pure sexy style like Epic Sax Guy 💜. I'll nail it someday. I need to.

On this day in 1982, #Bauhaus released their live album "Press Eject And Give Me The Tape" - compiling songs from live performances in 81 and 82.

The Republican Political Party has veered into pillage and plunder on the high seas. The Kremlin state of mind. breakingthenews.net/Article/US-s...

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