I love it when people say they are going to vote Reform because its "time for a change" or "to let someone else have a go". Which is like saying "I tried putting this fire out with water and it hasn't worked yet, so I'm going to try petrol instead".

We all have days like this

I once asked a colleague why they voted for Boris Johnson “oh he makes me laugh” they said. After 23,000 deaths attributed to him, wonder if he still has the same effect

@theeliselise.bsky.social can you see the window? 😀

@markgretton.bsky.social no spare stocks hanging about are there?

Actually, it happened because the far-right religious nutter, climate sceptic and Islamophobic billionaire, Paul Marshall, looked at Fox News in the US and thought “Why can’t we have a propaganda channel that pumps out non-stop bullshit too?”

Watching Riot Women. “We sing songs about being middle age & menopausal, and you thought The clash were angry” 🤣

Do not ever forget that the problems this country still face are down to 14yrs of neglect from the Tories. 14yrs of lying in your face. 14yrs of law breaking and diverting public funds to rich donors. 14yrs of undermining decency and respect. Need I go on? I could but surely you see who fckd us over

Unsurprising Paris is one of not the most wonderful Cities on Earth

@mrjamesob.bsky.social @chadbourn.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @iandunt.bsky.social @sturdyalex.bsky.social

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The polio immunisation program started in the USA in 1955. Look what happened next.

OK, who put Melania into 'sleep' mode?

But the right and far right only complain about the first one

The way Tice keeps going on about this, you'd almost think he'd received £2.3m from people with links to fossil fuels and climate change denial. Oh, hang on...

Another picture of that nasty bastard Farridge all over the BBC News site again today. You need to stop this BBC and close him down. Just bloody stop it.

Watching the 100. This live player mic, interviewing one of the players, as he fields is one of the daftest things I’ve seen in sport

Excellent thread

Imagine you want to row from France to England and you can choose route A) 22 miles to Dover, or route B) 120 miles to Great Yarmouth. Rupert Lowe thinks people would choose B. Rupert is an idiot.

As thick as a blue whale sandwich

It’s mind boggling how many additional people this administration is killing. “I have been in this business for over 50 years on the front lines of public health…And I can say unequivocally that this was the most dangerous public health decision I have ever seen made by a government body.”

Let them eat cake.

Ey up! @suzieedge.bsky.social has just popped up on my Telly!

It is one year today since this genius gave us the most hilarious demonstration of Karma ever.

Might have to polish my boots at this rate www.wearehullcity.co.uk/news/2025/ju...

One of the smaller reasons to visit #Hull *It’s a good reason though, and after a pint there you can walk a few yards up the street and see the best address anywhere in the World…”Second Star On The Right And Straight On 'Till Morning, Land of Green Ginger” **I challenge you to find a better one!

Another tremendous week

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North Church Side. Featuring the Trinity Market Hall. Taken through one of the mirror pools in Trinity Square. #hull #yorkshire #travel #city #architecture #photography #photographerofbluesky #photographersunited #over_yonder #blueskyartshow #reflection

There’s been another Tweet Chris! But from who?

In other news, Dave Boy Green to mediate between Russia & Ukraine

Seriously beginning to question my support for #HCAFC

www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/kemi... And she can go and fuck herself

Well, that was one of the worst refereeing decisions I’ve seen in all my time watching the game. And right in front of him. #HCAFC

BREAKING: People are being suspended on X in Turkey for posting videos of these protests against Erdoğan’s corrupt and repressive regime. Keep sharing everywhere.

Is he going to stop his PIP?

Russia demands to keep captured territory The new Private Eye is out now

Man who thinks people should be sacked for their political views gets sacked for having political views. So why isn't he happy?

Fruit shaped bus stops in Japan #moodboard

Well that was a fantastic point in the circumstances. Incredible battling performance. #HCAFC

YES!! @theeliselise.bsky.social a good and comfortable 2-0 win! I can come out from behind the sofa.

Remember when the British Brexit MEPs turned their backs on Europe. They admired Putin and Russia. This is now The Reform Party.