The Iran war is a global disaster. It's what happens when a nation is dumb enough to elect a moron to run its government. Maybe they hoped that installing him would vindicate their own moronicity, but instead it's reinforced it - the world is now in no doubt that Americans are too stupid to vote.

Charles is a bit of a twat, but he does have class and breeding. Unlike Trump, who has neither.

The PSG v Bayern game is rather good

He treated Charles's mum in a similar way. The perfect host.

That is a scandalous error

Melania - Your husband was gleeful about the deaths of Robert Mueller & Rob Reiner, he yells at & demeans female reporters on a weekly basis, he encouraged a mob to endanger the life of his former Vice President. And on and on. . . So, Melania, America is asking you to kindly f*ck all the way off.

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📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Tuesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/a... Good, Trump is not getting it

That is our tickets bought for #hcafc on Saturday, hope we bring a bit more luck than we normally do when we go to watch us

Good, the press holding him to account, more should do it and they should do it repeatedly

Great result for #hcafc with Wrexham losing but we all know we never win our last game of the regular season

MAGA accounts tweet in unison about the need for a White House ballroom following WHCD incident

Trump says he “can't imagine any professions that are more dangerous” than President. I can think of one or two. Palestinian journalist, for example.

He was also checking if her boobs were OK

That was certainly a disappointing performance by #hcafc , too many players failing to influence the game . Sergei must be so frustrated with them . Hopefully Sergei stays and he can get more of the players he needs now that the embargo has gone

Apart from the actual stats, the most reliable indicator that immigration is plunging (to our obvious economic detriment) is Nigel Farage turning his dishonest attentions to the mythical millions of benefits claimants.

The most corrupt president in history:

Introducing the Tommy Robinson fans, conspiracy theorists, and far-right activists standing for Reform in Norfolk hopenothate.org.uk/2026/04/23/i...

Correct.

Burn baby, burn 🔥🤣

The Daily Mail keeps finding new depths to plunge to

Here, I made this for my newsletter a few months back. Feel free to share with any Cabinet members you know.

Priti Patel demands Starmer resign over 'security risks'. Same Patel sacked for secret Israel meetings, later lobbied for UK aid to Israeli military. And her party hid Andrew's Epstein files. This is a US‑driven hit because Starmer refused Iran war.

LUTNICK: It is outrageous that Canada will not put US spirits on the shelf. It is insulting and disrespectful to America SHAHEEN: They won't do it because of the insults from this president and comments like yours

What Madness to appease the Orange Man Child

On the plus side #hcafc will finish top 10

As always, we never killed a team off when we went 1 - 0 up . Leicester had the better chances second half and could easily have won. Maybe the pressure will go off us now when we become the chaser rather than the chased #hcafc #TypicalCity

A very high probability of #TypicalCity tonight

Reminds me of the old gag of planing the edges off 50p's to turn them into 10p's to put in slot machines

I checked this too. *20 seconds* of Reform logo display. *No other* party logo displayed. In local election purdah. This is not normal. At all.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

How quickly we forget. The liar boris Johnson was promoted to Foreign Secretary by Theresa May having failed the vetting process. #ToryHypocrites

In a nutshell. 😊

Monday 20th April 2026: I am still closed

When Dan Neidle comes for you, you have nowhere to hide. Looking forward to The BBC having this as headline news for days

Life of B̷r̷i̷a̷n̷ Donald.

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

Senior Tory MP claims knife crime went up by 72% in London. In fact offences fell by 11% in the year to September 2025.

Wrong 'uns

Despite the administration’s rhetoric and bogus legal theories, the supposed armed conflict with “narco-terrorists” appears to be entirely make believe. Murder is the general term for premeditated killing outside of armed conflict.

Israeli cruelty www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

They have sneaked that one in

Oooohh … Melania is gonna be pissed to see the latest LEGO video, “Epstein Queen”!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stinks.