Is it 86 proof?

Fair point. If The Atlantic completely fabricated it, how can it have been leaked at all?

gosh if only we had a word for when people are spending more on everything

Surely by definition they've agreed to what has been agreed to.

Incredibly, Project Freedom lasted 0.09 Scaramuccis.

❌ C'est déjà fini ▶️ https://l.bfmtv.com/LMln

There is little doubt that Zack Polanski is a charlatan. But we live in an age of charlatans. Voters have demonstrated, from Trump to Johnson (to Platner in Maine’s Dem primary), that they don’t care about that as long as they’re told what they want to hear. www.jewishnews.co.uk/zack-polansk...

People who are critical of Zack Polanski (and I’m increasingly one of them) need to be able to recognise that, even if you think he’s handling antisemitism within his party really badly, he is himself a victim of antisemitism.

A Harvard study just published estimates Elon Musk's destruction of USAID has already caused 600,000 deaths 2/3 of them children. That is his legacy in this world.

RFK Jr. to announce he's Doctor Greenthumb.

He probably meant "unemployment", although that also makes no sense.

"Were not gonna let lunatics have a nuclear weapon" I have some bad news for you.

Noticing a pattern here.... Also great reporting from @by-cjewett.bsky.social

I always fire weapons at people I respect.

The US is claiming Iran hasn't attacked them *enough* to justify the end of the ceasefire.

When I came out of law school in 2006, DOJ's prestige was such that liberal and conservative graduates alike would have gladly stepped over their friends' dead bodies to get a position there. Trump has ruined it now to the point they're having to bribe new graduates to apply.

Another two weeks lol.

Local Drunk Can't Stop Talking About Breathalyzer Installed in His Car "None Of My Neighbors Have This. Guess I Must Be Cooler."

Feels like I can probably figure this one out myself.

😂😂😂😂😂

Is it a preview for a long series?

a very confused Trump: "I could with one swipe of the pen say, 'Let's have no employment,' and I'll hire a million people or two million people and we'll have absolutely no employment."

He's literally bragging that he knows what a squirrel looks like.

With Iran openly attacking U.S. warships, we go straight to the President of the United States.

“If it fails even once, Washington must escalate—or accept humiliation in full view of the world.”

Have they considered building a ballroom over the Strait of Hormuz?

Yeah, but how about that ballroom?

So, a bribe.

Just checking in on Trump's brilliant plan to calm the markets.

Just an incredible thing to post just as the UAE confirms it's intercepted Iranian missiles.

Incredible. DOJ, in court, tells Judge Reyes "no closure notice has been issued" for the East Potomac golf course. Moments later the judge is handed a note saying that closure signs are on parts of the golf course today. There's a reason the presumption of regularity is gone.

Who could have foreseen? 🤔

For what it's worth, Trump seems to be saying the U.S. will "guide" shops "safely out of these restricted waterways". Not necessarily through, just out of. And only ships that are already there, not ones that may arrive in future.

Fantastic.

He gone get yall 💩 blown up

RIP

Jesus.

When your motion to dismiss for vindictive and selective prosecution is just all quotes from the AG.

Goddamn, Aziz Ansari took belt to ass last night on Kash Patel. I’m not even kidding when I say this might be the actual tipping point in Trump firing him.

Brad voted Trump bc he promised to be “the most pro-farmer president you’ve ever had.” Instead, tariffs cut Brad’s export market; the war surged fertilizer prices by 70%. So Brad arranged his family’s final sale. “Farm is going dry,” said the ad. “Every cow must go.” www.nytimes.com/2026/05/03/u...

Yeah, I don't think anyone thinks it's going to get that far.

"Every time you walk into a restaurant [or a club], you have to show ID."

“Just 3 weeks ago, Trump said Iran had agreed to his demands and a breakthrough was near. Iran would work with the US to remove its uranium, energy prices would drop, and a global crisis with severe political ramifications would subside. “None of that happened.” www.nytimes.com/2026/05/03/u...

It ends when the dementia riddled narcissist thinks they’ve suffered enough as we’re all over here suffering along with them…

I think you mean the right message, from Trump's point of view. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This week's UK chart from 30 years ago. Number 1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHAQ...

I kinda feel like he just told the truth.

I kinda feel like we're beyond SNL right now.

I fully suspect we're going to see an acceleration in Trump building more things in his own honor and naming existing things after himself.