“Null and void.” 🤡 @yahoofinance.com finance.yahoo.com/news/malaysi...

It's worrying when you don't know who the President of the United States is. It's even more worrying when it's YOU.

Trump: "The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities." Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

The “This War was started by BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA” post is fake,

To be clear, the John F. Kennedy Center already completed a major $250 million remodel and expansion in 2019. This is a cover-up because ever since Trump forced his name on the building, attendance is in the toilet.

This week's UK chart from 30 years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5c...

The BBC, in its motion to dismiss the Trump lawsuit, points out that he has zero damages. He hasn't pleaded any. Because he doesn't have any. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

All right, Bluesky, settle down.

JUST IN: A judge has barred the Trump administration from forcing changes to Colorado's SNAP program, saying the threats to yank funding seem to be "about punishment and nothing more." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Sen. Van Hollen: Trump said he was going to focus on ending wars and reducing prices. Instead, he started wars, and prices are going way up.

Trump smiling and laughing while announcing that Republican colleague will be dead by June.

> @gideonrachman.bsky.social

I'm sorry, the horse's trainer is called *what*?

It's the return of the Cyber Ninjas that absolutely none of us wanted. www.propublica.org/article/mari...

the pace of awful news has outstripped our ability to give it the attention and duration it all deserves

Is it good when the judge says "this is a threat [...] I am going to reconsider sua sponte the motion to disqualify you"?

Re: last repost, the government provides no allegations at all Powell lying to Congress. They say it “contained possible discrepancies” and was “possibly problematic.” Without ever saying what the discrepancies were or what was problematic.

Remarkable decision by DC District Court Chief Judge James Boasberg quashing subpoenas against Jerome Powell. Even more remarkable are the subpoenas themselves, an effort to weaponize law enforcement. Here is the full opinion. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Officials are normally presented with ceremonial swords or paintings or whatever. But these guys are so fucking stupid that foreign intelligence agencies can literally give them an "Honorary Electronic Communications Device for a Very Special Boi" and they fall for it every time.

Not now, North Korea.

lol LMAO even

Bizarre triple play that starts with a single. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFlu...

Local elections in France.

Almost like it was a mistake to alienate all of our allies with idiotic trade wars, and then launch an actual hot war where we needed their help gcaptain.com/trump-calls-...

Cool, cool, cool.

Everyone The Strait of Hormuz is 100% safe. We're bombing the Hell out of it.

Puzzling—I was informed just hours ago that Pirro’s office was “historic” in its willingness to pursue cases it might not win

this is beyond parody, folks. a complete mockery of the DOJ.

lmao

This week's UK chart from 30 years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNqD...

Insurance fraudster.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

The language of the dissent makes it easy to lose sight of what this case was actually "about," legally speaking. Whatever one thinks of the Washington statute at issue or its application to the spa, the constitutional challenge to it--based on the First Amendment!--is frivolous.

"A person can be well-informed from reading books..." "What books have you read?..." "There were no books"

French horse Apolon de Charnie wins the first at Cheltenham on Gold Cup day, for Irish jockey & trainer Mullins/Mullins. Gold Cup itself is 4pm UK time.

Trump is again claiming he has "unlimited ammunition", days after complaining stocks are not what they should be because of Biden.

Meh. Iran. Israel. Whatever.

The Strait of Hormuz implies that there is also The Gay of Hormuz.

Incredible stuff.

"Things happen" is what Trump said when Jamal Khashoggi got murdered and dismembered.

🖕 GRAHAM: “I feel good about the Republican Party. We’re killing all the right people and cutting your taxes. Trump is my favorite president. We’ve run out of bombs. We didn’t even run out of bombs in WWII.” #cdnpoli

Winston Churchill, Jane Austen, Alan Turing : ces figures historiques vont être remplacées par des scènes de la nature sur les billets de la livre britannique

Incredible stuff. Does he just have no idea who he's been working for?

*snicker*

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)