The cops just lost in court to this guy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Death... taxes...

It can always get stupider.

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Okay, Why can't Trump just get a United States Attorney for New Jersey through the Senate? Is there really nobody that Trump would nominate that would pass?

Oh my god this suit (the literal suit, not the lawsuit) (also the lawsuit)

This week's UK chart from 30 years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D...

Go woke and go... ...oh

Trumpism in a nutshell: I want other people to be more miserable than me.

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Because it's not going to be him doing it. It's going to be the American military doing it on his orders. In an illegal war.

Interesting. I assume UK bookmakers will be paying out on both results. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

A judge blocked Trump’s threat to cut Colorado’s SNAP benefits, finding that it appeared to be retribution over the state’s refusal to pardon convicted election denier Tina Peters. “This larger context gives the game away; the pilot project seems to be about punishment and nothing more,” he wrote.

And gas prices in the US are skyrocketing because of, what, exactly?

@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social I found the Egli response for order to show cause, and it's just what you'd expect. Order is doc. 31. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Trump does not think strategically, historically, geographically, or even rationally. He does not connect actions he takes on one day to events that occur weeks later. Allied leaders know that if they help him in the Gulf, he won't be grateful, or even remember www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

What do you need ID to have? Wrong answers only.

The court ‘you don't know anything’

The Court to Mr. Coyne.

So, the Judge Quraishi transcript. There are some pretty upsetting details in here. Everyone's focusing on the bench slap. Sure. It's about a guy viewing all sorts of illegal pornography getting a sweetheart deal from the Trump DOJ.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Might as well get this guy a body bag now.

Sounds like a disaster. I'm in.

Well, dammit, I forgot that part.

For some, the 2020 election never ended.

Seriously what the fuck man.

Wait, you're telling me the World Baseball Classic final is between the USA and Venezuela?

"The economy is the least of our concerns", says the head of the National Economic Council.

The fuck did I just read?

Oh come ON storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

“Null and void.” 🤡 @yahoofinance.com finance.yahoo.com/news/malaysi...

It's worrying when you don't know who the President of the United States is. It's even more worrying when it's YOU.

Trump: "The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities." Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

The “This War was started by BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA” post is fake,

To be clear, the John F. Kennedy Center already completed a major $250 million remodel and expansion in 2019. This is a cover-up because ever since Trump forced his name on the building, attendance is in the toilet.

This week's UK chart from 30 years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5c...

The BBC, in its motion to dismiss the Trump lawsuit, points out that he has zero damages. He hasn't pleaded any. Because he doesn't have any. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

All right, Bluesky, settle down.

JUST IN: A judge has barred the Trump administration from forcing changes to Colorado's SNAP program, saying the threats to yank funding seem to be "about punishment and nothing more." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Sen. Van Hollen: Trump said he was going to focus on ending wars and reducing prices. Instead, he started wars, and prices are going way up.

Trump smiling and laughing while announcing that Republican colleague will be dead by June.

> @gideonrachman.bsky.social

I'm sorry, the horse's trainer is called *what*?

It's the return of the Cyber Ninjas that absolutely none of us wanted. www.propublica.org/article/mari...

the pace of awful news has outstripped our ability to give it the attention and duration it all deserves

Is it good when the judge says "this is a threat [...] I am going to reconsider sua sponte the motion to disqualify you"?