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The Daily Express on the radio, in fact.

Turned on the Today programme for perhaps the first time this year. Instantly presented with three minutes of Chris Mason: glib, inane, uninformative, utterly banal. Turned it off again.

No, I hadn't forgotten about that either...

For pity's sake #BBC, the woman is a loathsome self publicist and certifiable Loon.

But then you've managed to squirrel a few bob away haven't you, you Tory weasel.

He's a great owner and he's learned a lot of lessons about English football. Yes, the plan is to spend big, although we haven't spent anything this season due to being embargoed. Not bad going. 3 more wins required...

Yes, we really are all fukin stupid.

He won't, they don't.

If I fell over like that, I'd hold my head in shame, and I'm in my late 60s. #hcafc

You'll hang from a lamppost, Hogsbreath.

Amid the chaos that has been visited on the Middle East by Dumb and Dumber, the good news is that the ballroom is still on track, which will be a relief to everyone.

"Epstein File? What Epstein Files? Midterms? What Midterms? We're at war and I'm here for the duration." What do you do, eh?

Lest we forget.

I'm assuming we're including the US in there.

Spirit of 2008. Its happening again. #hcafc

I sincerely hope we're not involved in this. #Iran

If reasonable politicians could crack the issue of voter engagement, we wouldn't be having this conversation, but I'm afraid one way or another, a 47.5% turnout is going to let the lunatics in.

Are you happy with a 47.5% turnout?

One of Trump's pet projects?

Very dark and disturbing hearing UK politicians speaking in such terms

Naomi Campbell is in a full panic mode. As she's caught on Tape, bringing young children/girls to Epstein.

I bet he's sweating now.

And she'd be right.

Remember those arms that you all feel its so important to exercise the right to bear? Its time to take them up before its too late.

Got him for peanuts as well.

I see Nutella is the latest to enter the asylum.

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Here's what you could have won #brexit #blooper

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According to the news this morning, Northern Powerhouse Rail is actually set to go ahead! It is planned to be delivered in 3 phases. As far as I can determine, Hull will be part of Phase 4 or 5.

That Iranian guy on #Newsnight right now is a hero. An absolute hero.

'Help is on its way,' Trump tells Iranians as he urges them to keep protesting. In other words, keep on dying in a futile struggle, because I'll have found a new hobby after I've had a sleep.

I was getting excited about this and NPR in my late 30s. I'm now 67. We'll all be dead first.

Another jolly awayday ruined by a referee who was totally out of his depth.

Just heard on the news that studies suggest that 1 in 3 Reform supporters are as stupid as the other two. I've long suspected this.

The time for our politicians to grow a pair and meet this head on as it's well overdue now. We need to face down the Right on this issue as its damaging our country and all of us as individuals.

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They just can't bloody well help themselves, can they?

As the BBC are very keen to point out at the moment, we, the license payers, fund this. And we're getting mighty sick of it.

Just think about that for moment.

We're going to wreck this planet, and hence our civilisation. No ifs or buts. As a species, we are unwilling to take the tough actions that will mitigate the Climate Crisis.

He later told police he was going to look up a few friends.

It certainly makes you reevaluate your beliefs.

Do not ever forget that the problems this country still face are down to 14yrs of neglect from the Tories. 14yrs of lying in your face. 14yrs of law breaking and diverting public funds to rich donors. 14yrs of undermining decency and respect. Need I go on? I could but surely you see who fckd us over

He keeps it in a box under the bed.