okay so i let the bike lobby in my head win and am actually going to buy one of these… it’ll be $150 for the one, anyone interested in the other? she’s willing to do $250 total for both, so $125 each, and i can pick up and drop off 👀

Near North News: ~7 police vehicles (hennepin, MPD, and unmarked) just sped down N 2nd St just outside of North Loop chasing a fast moving car, few others followed a bit later

Several people are asking whether this is even legal. Due to an unfortunate loophole in MN election law, this is legal until June 26 (when absentee voting starts). It’s still a disgusting tactic, though.

who’s going in on these wild folding bikes with one sided forks with me www.facebook.com/share/1DhYxs...

Elderly yet jacked real estate mogul Bruce Dachis: "I don't take the bus because quite frankly I'm afraid to take the bus." Then what the fuck is all the HGH for, Bruce?

Many are calling it the Shirt of the Summer... PRE-ORDERS ARE LIVE!

Ps, still have 2 free tickets to the Aurora today if anyone wants them

I have 2 extra free tickets to the Aurora home opener tonight! (I can’t read a calendar and thought it was a weekend when I entered a giveaway) Reply if you can use them. I’m going to sleep, but whoever responds first can have them, will DM & transfer in the morning

damn, report of someone stabbed at the fine line 😞

Every time people cite construction as a reason for small businesses closing in Uptown, I think about how the Minneapolis City Council funded a $900,000 construction hardship program that Mayor Frey did not implement.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ This would have been support for small businesses in Uptown.

Building more studios/1-bedroom still brings down costs for larger, “family-sized” housing That said, I also want to advocate for multi bedroom units not just for families, but for us weirdos who just like living with friends even in our 30s in this era of otherwise growing isolation

at my first loons game and unsure if we usually get this close to rioting or if that is special this game

bro, this fuckin daredevil season/finale……. wild

In texting with @jbj.bsky.social I came to the realization that I like AXS more than Ticketmaster mostly because Ticketmaster abuses its customers thanks to its market power; AXS does it for sport, and I grudgingly respect its commitment to the game

Can't help but laugh at RFK telling me all the things I already know about SSRIs like this is some secret the medical establishment doesn't want me to know. Yeah buddy, it has side effects. It also has the effect of keeping me alive and able to leave my house. I've done the math.

“it’s half cash half stock” i say to my landlord, giving him $7 and a partial share in a 2055 target date fund as my rent payment for the month

Doors Open Tactical Operation Routes [draft V1] (i take doors open very seriously)

awoo...

Anyone who knows arcgis know if there's an easy way to get the data table from the Doors Open map or create an editable copy of the map? They used google maps last time and i could easily make my own person map of only the venues i wanted & create a bike route experience.arcgis.com/experience/e...

the main character energy at concerts is absolutely getting worse. somewhat expected to hear folks yell random stuff, but have noticed more instances of the same person doing it multiple times, and that’s where it gets extremely grating

in the suburbs where there are no sidewalks you must take a lane. these are vehicular pedestrians

okay but i’d vote for Mike from the band REIGNVILLAIN

Important for gender equity that female athletes can also be really dumb

wolves have played out the “white out” and “black out” home games, it’s time they unleash my “tree out” plan where they give all the fans tree costumes so the crowd looks like a forest. or even little tree hats 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲

Terrence Shannon Jr. and Jaden McDaniels looking at Jamal Murray on defense.

"...anyway that's how I would use AI to make porn." "right sorry the question was will captain america's son be in doomsday."

foofighterstheregoesmyhero.mp3

Secret Service hate this one trick

out front of our apartment building 😳

I'm going to become The Joker.

Ant could barely move in the first quarter and then just went nuts the rest of the game

of course i get sick the morning before my first chance at an emergency bike ride in forever all yall healthy folks attend and enjoy for me

truly one of the most satisfying projects you can do. A drill + a $15 kit of different grain sandpapers and a polish. The polish reveal at the end is like magic.

Maybe they’d save more if they didn’t use up all their gas idling in this line

i think people have forgotten that vance is quite possibly the least experienced person to *ever* serve as vice president of the united states

"Hey babe? Yeah, I don't know to tell you this but… the network? It’s shrinking, not growing. Oh, uh, if I had to guess? By a lot, yeah…they’re saying—they—they’re saying only 1.1m people a day even like a post. I know…I’m scared too.”

welcome to the ring. what do we think happens out here? this is social media. defend yourself at all times. if you dont have hands, stay off literally every platform.

need the dating apps to include "Anti-Bedtime Leftist" as a political category option

trying to adopt a bus stop but halted by decision paralysis about whether to opt out of the name plate on the stop, put a random slogan, put my name, put ice out, etc etc someone feel free to talk me into something, anything

bbno$ leading fuck ice and protect the dolls chants to ~7000 at the Armory last night before going into a song didn’t get a pic but he later showed off a “fuck ice” (temporary?) tattoo/tramp stamp

Isaac Slade, former lead singer of The Fray, performing The Times They Are a-Changin at the Dakota last night

i’ve heard & known they were going to be taking away the bike lanes on 1st Ave downtown for a while but i’m still miffed about it very few roads need to carry such influxes of people for events, and bikes are so much more spatially efficient. constantly flying by backed up cars for wolves games

never had a doubt 🐺

Leave a future [derelict building]

I mean, it ends with the world being destroyed and it mentions heat and fire and a bunch of other natural disasters, so I don't know that we can say for sure Revelations ISN'T about climate change.

perusing the options for MN license plates; got excited about the idea that my 2006 Pontiac G5 could qualify for collectors plates until i saw that you need to also have another car registered with non-collector plates :(

Another Minneapolis hero brave enough to drop the F bomb for a good cause. Please donate to his legal defense.

convention pro-tip: always show up fashionably late

nature is healing