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why did it peak carol?? WHY DID IT PEAK?!

Congrats to the newly-elected board of @eastbankmpls.bsky.social, which represents far more residents than any other neighborhood org. After staying on board to help with the merger of neighborhood orgs, I’m grateful to these wonderful volunteers — the org is in (many) good hands!!

Somehow only my first play at the Guthrie! Thanks for bringing me!

time to bring back this Certified @wedge.live Classic youtu.be/tIJmh4VYxbU?...

“Parking?” is the NIMBY version of “Vaxed?”

Approaching 3 hours since Katie was cuffed and taken by masked federal agents while peacefully protesting and filming today and our lawyers still can’t get anyone to tell us where they actually took her. Fucking absurd.

Amazing how patient drivers get for drive thrus, but can’t afford 10 seconds for pedestrians to get across a crosswalk. #Priorities

Thought exercise: You can choose any venue in the twin cities to see your favorite artist. The show will be sold out. Which venue do you pick? (There’s a right answer, several acceptable answers, and many wrong answers)

this is where I post from if you even care

i’m hoping that Big Squished Penny™ is rounding up as many as they can so they can preload pennies in the machines (sure they could just use some sorta copper blank, but then you wouldn’t get to see abe’s stretched head on the back)

Has the bouldering community in the twin cities grown too large?

Counterintuitive: the DFL is run by people who have no idea what it's like to live in an urban area.

Wow. Can't say much else. The overhead corona was unbelievable. The most intense reds and greens. ❤️💚😍💃 She'll be dancing until sunrise. I visited Franconia Sculpture Park over summer and it has been on my aurora photo bucket list ever since. That's where I went last night. Schafer, Minnesota.

ps, my +1 to The Faint at First Ave is currently going unused tonight, hmu if anyone wants it as always, no obligation to hang or anything, you’re welcome to if you’d like, i’ll be meeting my sister there, but feel free to do whatever you want! (also have 2 free tickets to Rocket this Saturday)

Upcoming project i just learned of and was surprised i hadn’t heard about: 280 will be closed in ‘26 for repaving and bridge repairs, but then in ‘28, the left turn onto broadway will be permanently closed www.dot.state.mn.us/metro/projec...

Sisyphus Brewing @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com

Not all blackout license plates but somehow always a car with blackout plates

Water is wet. www.startribune.com/speeding-dow...

I eyeballed it. Okay, turns out it's nearly *half* of Senators got fewer votes than Mamdani.

the more i stare at this, the more i become convinced it’s a diorama

Does anyone know if or what MPS is planning to do with the free breakfasts and lunches if MFT strikes next week? With SNAP frozen, it’s going to be a double-hit for so many families if the free school meals disappear. Will every MPS have the meals available? Anyone know?

I'd like to announce my candidacy for Ward 3 of the Night Council As someone with a delayed sleep phase, who attends 60+ concerts a year, & spends most other nights biking around downtown and SE for fun, I think I'm well qualified and ready to step into the roll day one

This is a great point. Also look, the kangaroos think we’re pathetic. I hate that for us!

Somebody call Bill McGuire and get this done.

One of the all time greats. I have a Jason Garcia poster in my childhood bedroom.

if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"

Every Map Is The Same Map™

Does money win elections? Not in Ward 10. Chughtai won at a cost of $9.75 per vote. Meanwhile Millard spent just over $42 per vote to lose heartily. (That’s looking like more per vote than Cuomo, who’s probably under $40!)

If it won more than 2/3 of the vote, is it really "controversial"?

On the bright side: JASON GARCIA IS GONNA WIN DISTRICT 4 PARK BOARD.

What a campaign by Eric Harris Bernstein!!!! Congrats @ehbforbet.bsky.social Take notes.

this crowd is so gen Z and cool and i’m just standing in the back listening to @galendruke.bsky.social and refreshing MN SoS between acts

need good minneapolis results so that election after parties are still going when this concert ends until then, post notifications on for @wedge.live & @taylordahlin.com (concert is in st paul so if it all goes terribly just let me know and i’ll try to get citizenship here)

FULL BEAVER SUPERMOON

🚨EARLY EXITS: all your enemies are voting in high percentages and will get their way over the next four years unless you show up to the polls and bring several friends.

SCOOTER RIDERS RISKING THEIR LIVES IN TRAFFIC FOR LYDIA MILLARD

Florida Man checking in 🫡 😞

keeping her closing message on brand

if Frey loses I bet he’ll leave Minneapolis immediately, which is a great argument to vote him out honestly

zuckerberg is trying to silence my support for dangerous radicals like steve brandt

I destroyed Jamison Whiting at basketball yet have no idea who Anthony Edwards is. It could be that I'm a powerful vampire whose centuries of memories hold no place for current cultural references.

the fact that john’s reference for who Anthony Edwards is, while located in minneapolis, is “goose from top gun” is sending me

yall will never hear from me again when my $62,000 bet on brenda short winning tomorrow hits

Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you

Here's a fun Ward 10 stat: there are more zero car households in Whittier (1498) than total occupied housing units in East Bde Maka Ska (1434).

what’s the best way to take legal action against your own roommates??