me rush hour biking mic'd up:

Redveil just told his crowd at Fine Line to call Jacob Frey and tell him to support the eviction pause 🙏🏼

We can’t just feed people, they’re only going to get hungry again.

EastBankNOW Exclusive Report: A deep dive (one google search) shows that while WedgeLIVE dislikes lady puns, he thinks it’s okay when HE makes bad puns, and even supports men in running for office when they make puns Join me in calling for him to apologize for upholding the puntriarchy

counterpoint: i live across the street and 2:45am is exactly when i want to eat an Angry Pig with Joes Spicy Special Sauce

Unfortunately, maniac bounty hunter is indistinguishable from standard by the book federal law enforcement activity.

ho boy, i'm gonna need to use something stronger than my usual 1.15 speed on youtube if i want to catch up on this super cow

Landlords should literally never talk unless subpoenaed. Least sympathetic group of creepy freaks on planet earth

fuck yeah underscores

sir please stop the winning

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the good: saw the UMN theater performance of Mac Beth, and it was so cool the bad: i kinda wanna start saying “hark”

And they used a non-AI rebel loon 🔥

Pedalphiles

The fact that a handful of pastoralist NIMBYs were allowed to derail an already funded project to put in an accessible ramp that would've taken no more than 5% of garden footprint remains appalling to this day. A pox on all who caused this outcome.

now they're indoctrinating our children too? it should be illegal to teach children to become Entitled Cyclists™ of the Big Bike Lobby® until they are at least 18 and can make that choice for themselves

Please consider attending the next Meeting of the East Bank Neighborhoods, Tuesday, March 17th in Dinkytown. Meet elected officials, eat free pizza, and find out if we can jam even more projects into one meeting. RSVP: forms.gle/Q5FdexCregkW...

goofy ass mfers can’t help but go outta their way to look dumb and racist for no fuckin reason

anyone have recommendations of places that sell chalk near the north loop?

counterpoint

Until Minneapolis puts out something cooler I have to say that St. Paul is winning, perhaps insurmountably

ps, still a couple free tix available to the MNUFC kickoff / Durry concert at First Ave tomorrow via the library smartpass.melsa.org/events/5344/...

If Defend 612 was a city department they would give a presentation to the city council with a slideshow charting their amazing response times. And brag about not using any of their overtime budget, because they have no budget.

This is the future liberals want: one state providing to its citizens the options of either attending Brandi Carlile *or* watching people whack the hell out of a stump on the former Palmer’s stage on the patio of a queer soccer bar

thinking about taking a trip here one of these years

Target Center just confiscated my whistle…

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I hope they didn't actually spend money on this given how many residents of Minneapolis (and businesses of Minneapolis) desperately need money.

really need bsky to let me search posts only by people i follow so i can figure out if watching Landman is worth it

St Paul rejecting a drive through ban for only the best reasons. Among them: they don't want to force drunk maniacs to get out from behind the wheel of their car because they might create a public safety problem while on foot. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Congrats to Ward 5 Minneapolis for taking the award for worst Council member. Residents of Ward 4 thank you.

TIL this ain’t his first crash out! I understand why he left and don’t really have any issue with fleeing a culture of (often romanticized) gun violence but how do you not see the bad optics here? Didn’t he say it’s irresponsible to raise kids here or something like that? Come on!

can see ice coming all the way from south dakota on one of these bad boys

Big news today is that a Minnesota-themed content creator has evacuated himself to Australia. Since rumors are already swirling, I want assure everyone I haven't been able to monetize my content well enough for that to be an option. I remain loyal to you until the end.

😭😭😭 a community member just handed this off to a patroller in our neighborhood

I will never understand the fascination with coal. who are you, thomas the tank engine?

Maya is one of my favorite spots. Amazing food, kind people. Their storefront being dark these past weeks has hurt. But tonight, there was a light on Central. The smell of something incredible in the air. They’re opening tomorrow for the first time in weeks. Let's show up for them.

If I had a dime for every very angry black trans person who has been elevated to celebrity by the cultural elite, I'd have no dimes.

“When i stated Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy said the boogie, said up jump the boogie, my language had become more casual, which did not reflect the necessary precision or nuance. And I own that.”

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

i just want to lay on my bed, but the door handle on my bedroom door just stopped working and now i cannot get into my bedroom 😑 like it’s not even a door that locks. the handle just seems to not be engaging the latch bolt…

I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

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When I was a kid, the super bowl ads were all beer, cola, and Doritos. Then it was dot-coms. A couple years ago it was all crypto. This year is all AI slop, surveillance, and online betting. What a grim reflection of the world the tech oligarchs have wrought.

me whenever i talk about the 2000s

So, pretty hard to make an interesting AI ad, huh?