RIP my bank account when the Wolves retro trees gear starts dropping

Kimmel: "He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now."

Kimmel saying violence is never okay while violently killing Donald Trump in a monologue 😱😱😱

Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.

Ravens fans wishing they had the other King Henry in the State Farm commercial rn

Sam Darnold, Carson Wentz, Daniel Jones, Josh Dobbs… at this point, I’m convinced that Kevin O’Connell could turn JaMarcus Russell into a pretty decent quarterback.

The Browns wearing the all brown uniforms with Dude Wipes advertisements throughout the stadium is the shit.

Should have never cut Jake Browning

Bad night for the Gophs but gotta keep R’ing T B

PJ Fleck is not coaching well

McCarth Vader

How I be approaching the coffee pot at the office this morning.

Dan Campbell without Ben Johnson to cook up some offense.

Brazil’s national anthem slaps

A show called Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles where they check the stock market, play pickleball, and watch their cholesterol.

How I be approaching the coffee pot at the office this morning.

My favorite part about having a four-year old is that sometimes he just randomly looks at me and says “That’s it, we’re wrestling.” And then we wrestle.

Love watching the first inning of a Twins game and then getting to focus on other things for the rest of the night.

Okay so Abel sucks…

I took a week off from watching the Twins, but probably gonna need to watch this one. I think Abel could be a huge part of the Twins future.

This Twins team is so uninspired. Definition of a dumpster fire.

I need a Dijonai Carrington jersey asap

Who needs Jhoan Duran when you got Erasmo Ramirez?

the girl with the monster energy drink tattoo

Whaaaaa

Hoping we will get to see Kaelen Culpepper in a Twins jersey real soon.

The Twins really traded 40% of the roster lmao

Twins fans are quick to get pissed off about the trade, but those fans really are writing off how much value we got in Mick Abel.

Twins score 4 in the bottom of the inning and win it in the 9th.

Never had a doubt though. I knew the Twinkies would pull through.

Went to bed after the rain delay, and woke up to this…

Even Duran sucks now. Man this team has fallen apart.

Mike's Hard Oatmeal

Happy Gilmore 2 is quite possibly the worst movie ever made.

A Federal Jury in Sioux Falls reached a verdict regarding an inmate, his health and the food he was served at a South Dakota state prison.

This is too funny 🤣 we live in a sitcom

Had to watch the replay of the game today but man, I’m excited to watch TJ Shannon this upcoming season.

Trade Gobert for Luka Garza so we can get a good backup for Beringer.

You guys hearing this??

What a bunt. 🤩

The NBA really needs to make the standings a point system like they do in the NHL, and then award like 8 or 10 points to the winner of the NBA Cup.

This is an important development that needed to happen. #00 is so ugly.

Stamp this—Luka Garza will get meaningful minutes in Boston.

Go and get paid my man, you deserve it 💰💰💰

Twins bats look good tonight

It seems almost too convenient now that the Hornets traded all their bigs, and got Sexton on the roster. Rudy for Sexton trade incoming?

King Julius 👑

He’s baaaaaaack.

They really need to get rid of this wearing a team’s hat that you aren’t even going to play for.