😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE MORNING! WHAT A DELIGHTFUL VIDEO OF A HERD OF KITTENS BEING WARM AND LOVED AND FED!😻😻😻 HT @cherylrofer.bsky.social

"It turns out to be much more complicated, if you desperately hypothesise some narrow and implausible scenarios for which there is no evidence whatsoever..."

Keep em clean, keep em keen!

I need to glue this video to the top of my feed. youtu.be/VPf6ITsjsgk?...

Calaveras

Triple Baka - Hatsune Miku youtu.be/duPJqfKiA78?...

"Do you get a lot of chicks? Groupies?" "Bein' a puppet, it's sorta different— the president of my fanclub is an angora sweater..."

I don’t know how many times I have to say this but if you didn’t know any geek girls in high school or you don’t know any now it’s because they didn’t trust you and you’re *NOT A SAFE PERSON* for women to be themselves around.

If you, given the current situation, think its a good use of your time to go around telling people resisting fascism that its a waste of time and all is lost, you are defacto a supporter of the regime, by action if not ideology.

Before Squid Game, there was ... Liar's Game youtu.be/AkGPhVXJWo0?...

Sommernacht - Schiller youtu.be/pQnpdH3Sb4U?...

History of Hatsune Miku youtu.be/hLfjsO6Dlfg?...

Silence - Hatsune Miku youtu.be/NyZ4CqTkIYY?...

AI can pry Oxford commas and em dashes from my cold, lifeless, and dead hands—and I dare someone to say something to me about it

More like this:

What's it like inside your head?

anyway

Oh, god. I’m going to have to talk with my nephew about this. 💔

Halloween! Halloween! Party Music Folk vs Mettal Battle #Halloween youtu.be/ik4y8ULctCA?...

whomst amongst us

Everyone knows air traffic control is a series of tubes

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They watched Strangelove and said, “Man, you know what? Ripper’s problem is he wasn’t weird enough.”

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pray-2 #smbc

Every word of this applies to publishing as well.

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So. Who's running those new "government" accounts given non-essential personnel (including coms people) are furloughed right now? Why are they being verified?

Left: An excellent thread that the Department of Labor Bluesky account posted on the last day of the Biden Administration. Right: What the Dept. of Labor Bluesky account posted about an hour ago. I captured the second screenshot right before I blocked that account.

(Gazing in amazement at bar MTV playback) Ye gads, when did I last see THIS? 😃 youtu.be/-n3sUWR4FV4?...

I can only *dream* of brush control like this

One time I asked ChatGPT to generate some code. It gave me complete dogshit which didn't even compile, so I paste just the error message and nothing else. It then responded with an entire paragraph praising "my" code, followed by hyping me up telling me how close I am to getting it perfect.

Okay! This is going to take a while so I had to finish some stuff first, but: Why Da Pope Fucking Up Opus Dei Is A Huge Fucking Deal: a thread

Congrats again, everyone

I'm so sorry. You're mistaking me for someone who will ever give a shit about anything Olivia Nuzzi says from now till the end of time. Or 20 minutes after it.

Jim Jordan actually said this.

After installing a makeup studio at the Pentagon, ‘tough guy’, Whiskey Pete Kegseth decided he needed a little more help looking masculine so he got some Botox shot into his big ‘manly’ head. Word is he’s quite full of himself even though he can’t even do one pull up. #Pinks #ProudBlue #Kegsbreth

NYC police are threatening to walk away if Mamdani gets elected.

"Backup not found"

Every left-wing group is simultaneously an echo chamber and a circular firing squad at the same time. Also both orchestrated and cat herding in one package.

The road to hell is paved with legacy media professionals who should damn well know better giving the benefit of the doubt to MAGA-trolls-in-pundit-clothing for waaay too long.

Ah, yes, the Israeli love of pork sausage is well-known. Man, AI really is a miracle.