JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.

What the hell else are you gonna air-oh just the reruns...

Got it in one Framed #1264 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf

Mastodon was one of those bands that really changed how I looked at music. I'm absolutely gutted by this.

Rest easy you wonderful madman. You've more than earned it. Happy you got to get your flowers while you were still here youtu.be/RrECR8daZPg?...

oh Strange New Worlds, how I missed thee...

I think about this line delivery more than I should

I feel ya Mrdangles

This was riffed at a live show of the @thedollop.bsky.social in March. In. March.

Here we goddamn go!!! #clairobscure #expedition33

A film that takes place where you're from

STOP 👏 USING 👏 THE 👏 PHRASE 👏 LET 👏 THE 👏 CAT 👏 OUTTA 👏 THE 👏 BAG 👏 CATS 👏 LOVE 👏 THE 👏 SHIT 👏 OUTTA 👏 BAGS 👏 I'VE👏 SEEN 👏 A 👏 CAT👏 HANG 👏 OUT👏 IN 👏 A 👏 BAG 👏 FOR👏 THREE👏 DAYS 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 DO 👏 YOUR 👏 DAMN 👏 RESEARCH!

You spent $200 million on WHAT!?!

Xavier transitioned and became Vivian Jenna Wilson. She is alive and well and lives in Japan. No loving parent would ever write such a disgusting thing as this, and it speaks volumes.

See a Doc, post a Doc

Dear media, please stop saying AI is “training” on copyrighted works. AI is “stealing” copyrighted works. It is “plagiarizing” copyrighted works. It is “breaking multiple laws.”

Chuck Schumer right now

OK then....

As if enough bad shit wasn't already happening this year...

What a shit week...

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

Me trying to explain the Numa Numa video to one of my Gen Z coworkers

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

Sometimes I make really stupid fake trailers for my bad movie streams...

Just got out of Wolf Man. The opening 15 minutes were kind of the perfect start to a horror movie set in the PNW. Unfortunately then the rest of the movie happened

We should have known this was the wrong timeline when the British started making cooking shows

Started 2025 off by staying up till 8am. Already making great decisions....

CEO Unveils Bold New Plan To Undo Damage From Last Year’s Bold New Plan theonion.com/ceo-unveils-...

I rewatched the Star Wars Holiday Special the other night. I really cannot emphasize how wrong it feels to watch Chewbacca's elderly father climax in his chair while watching a sleazy jazz video. At least there's a multi-armed Harvey Korman in drag hosting a cooking show...

Brian Knobbs as a cave troll

Every thumbnail on Youtube is this

Apparently Spinal Tap 2 is in the works... It's gonna take a looooot of work from them for me to see David St. Hubbins on screen and not the ghost of Chuck McGill in a bad wig

I showed this for my bad movie night with friends... If you wanna watch a boring heist movie set in Istanbul that has an insane love story between a brother, his sister, and then a girl who looks just like his sister and then gets plastic surgery to become his sister...... I guess check it out?

That new Lower Decks episode was a delight. I'm gonna miss this show

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