my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them

complaining works i am feeling better today 💖

every thanksgiving I make my own little feast and lots of mulled wine and mostly just lounge alone with movies for the long weekend. it’s one of my favorite times of the year, yet I’ve had a sore throat/cough the last few days and it is NOT allowed to ruin this for me!!!!!!!

dual pov that rehashes the exact same scenes 🔪🔪🔪

does anyone have any workout tops they like that are NOT CROPPED. please I beg you I have big boobs and the longest torso in the world

so this is one of my favorite photos -- it was actually my ao3 profile pic forever until i thought about "branding" -- and i cannot find a print of it anywhere. can't believe i'll have to make it myself

oh to be a spoiled pershing square pigeon

me when my skin looks nice after remembering to routinely use the thing I bought to make my skin look nice

Without downloading any pics, what is it like dating you?

Should I color it? I should probably color it…😣 #fengqing #tgcf #wip

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Name a black and white film you love! there are sooo many but let's go with one that's only in b&w for the lols: A Hard Day's NIght (1964)

I’ve had “a holly jolly christmas” stuck in my head for DAYS and it’s not even one I’m especially fond of

moving to a neighborhood where delivery robots are common and also commonly getting themselves stuck is really proving how easily I can anthropomorphize anything

I’m howling.

I’ve never seen a better ldpdl impression honestly

thanks to the rain I haven’t had wifi since friday night I am in the dark ages

[gently holds ur hand and looks deeply into ur eyes] no more epithets

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? this is why my music taste has never changed (and i cannot narrow it down any further.....)

I’ll admit that season 3 of alice in borderland has made me much more nervous of any time trains do anything weird

no one believes me but rain in LA, even a drizzle, is exactly like that one episode of The OC

I watched The Mummy (1999) again, so take these fengqing sketches inspired by moments in the film. #tgcf #fengqing #风情 #天官赐福

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

i haven't written wangxian in 4 years but i can't stop thinking about wlw massage therapist wwx filling in for pro athlete lwj's normal masseuse massages are usually a quiet, restful experience for lwj but this leggy (hot) woman will NOT stop complimenting her muscles as she feels them up

can’t believe in all the reviews I read of this brunch spot, not one mentioned gus

consider: when you go to dinner alone, you get all the bread

regret to report in the last two days I’ve become the kind of person who swirls wine

wine is made up

spent nearly as much in the cute spice shop as I did on my massage……

should massages come with aftercare or is that my masochism speaking

Señor 🫡

not a bad way to spend the day

I’ve made it to (socal) wine country, I’ve opened the sauvignon blanc in the mini fridge, I’m getting ready for dinner in my fancy silk robe~~ the weight off my shoulders being alone somewhere NEW where I am but a stranger is fantastic

it becomes increasingly clearer with each passing day that if you wimps can’t handle iwtv you never could have handled true blood

sorry i can't make the smut in my fics skippable all the filth i write is plot-relevant and character-building, actually

there’s been a tiny flying bug in my apartment for the last few days and I can’t seem to trap or kill it and I AM approaching poe protagonist levels of insanity about it

Good literary translation requires understanding (language, culture, genre--on both sides of the translation) and an ability to write well. "AI" can't do that. There are no shortcuts. Treat your work and foreign language readers with the respect they deserve. You won't fool anyone with this.

BIG bright city moon

here is your tl;dr for tonight: we won literally everything

hey we did some good too

such a relief that we get to be hungover at work tomorrow for a GOOD reason

is this hope 🫴🦋

BREAKING: DECISION DESK HQ CALLS NYC MAYORAL RACE FOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI.

Virginia's election results should teach us that people reject anti-trans politics, and we must all immediately move as far left as possible on the issue

new york close your polls I NEED IT

struggling to communicate "no bag, just wrap the candle in tissue" to a cashier, i said, "sorry, it's such a monday." she simply smiled politely just got home and realized it is not, in fact, a monday

evergreen work mood