"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption

i don't need a Rosalina amiibo i don't need a Rosalina amiibo i don't need a Rosalina amiibo

Strange Jigsaws pisses me off. It's so damn clever. Fuck you, I'm not this smart.

ok, fuck the haters, highguard lets me ride a pony

i can't. i'm dying. how did she say this with a straight face.

Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

cooking websites will post headlines like this and it'll literally just be mexican rice

been a rollercoaster of a week

did not realize first berserker Khazan was lootslop... but I'm kinda ok with it? Not in the mood for a fuck-you-this-is-dark-souls kinda soulslike atm.

Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."

this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately

not sure what's more offensive: he-man in a button down or jarded leto skeletor

I am enjoying Americans suddenly worrying about if we'll be hated abroad and buddy do I have some news for you

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

Picked up Monster Train 2 at the recommendation from a YTer I like. The 2D sprite animation kinda weirds me out, but i think i'll get used to it like Slay the Spire.

dunno who needs to hear it but change your damn air filters, any/all of them

My plans for a glamorous and enviable lifestyle (drugs, mansions, personal chefs, go-go dancers, dogs, dog-walkers, go-go-dancing dog-walkers, etc.) could falter if publishers don't start paying me huge advances. Just saying. It's on you.

walking into a del taco at 7 PM and going "yeah can I get the kill myself meal"

ok but beastmaster rules

every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead

boobs could be more pointy but otherwise really damn nice design.

Verizon has been out half the day here I had to listen to a CD otw home like an animal

God I miss forums

not to sound like a white boy but blue oyster cult hit different in beat saber

how i look eating a bowl of rice and laoganma at 3 am

y'all what in the hell is happening on steam 😭

i may have played a lot of Hades this year. and this is without the Steamdeck and PS5 stats. 😅

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

that's my president

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

ok but this would be a 91 page post on the bodybuilding forums

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 12,1948

back to finish the last two episodes of heated rivalry

Wrapped on The Séance of Blake Manor. What a refreshing mystery. Nerdy, human and genuine in a lot of ways that's hard to come by in modern writing. Even kept me surprised with its twists both in the plot and the themes in brought up.

EVERYTHING IS SO SPENSE $5 FOR A SHRIM SNACK THIS SHIT IS JUST BUGS FIVE DOLLARS FOR BUGSNAX

Kip's dad in heated rivalry might be the sweetest father figure penned to paper

Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"

Remarkable statement from an elected official.

This is exactly how Democrats need to respond to this moment. Have the DA bring charges against everyone involved as well. Stop posturing and do something.

when it's easier to find the download button on the seedy illegal piracy website than it is the legal github

watching the ST finale AND YOU GET YOUR MOMENT AND YOU GET YOUR MOMENT AND YOU GET YOUR MOMENT

mfw I do not smile

The old internet is still out there.

These ai plant apps are so smart 🤩