Hypervigilant Almonds

Mosquito Coast Harrison Ford's available for a remake.

Phenomenal match from Marta Kostyuk!

Another 🐝 Boy reject.

Boca / Hollywood / Aventura

Neptune Beach, Jax Beach, Ponte Vedra

Hey @edsbs.bsky.social, any idea what’s going on here?

Disappointingly quick tiebreak after a good second set. Sinner has another gear, but this kid Jodar is the real deal.

They indicted a guy yesterday for posting seashells on a beach arranged in numbers

I wrote up the Comey indictment. www.popehat.com/p/the-comey-...

"employment specialist"

"Trump-loving gut-health influencer" tells you about all you need to know.

Also, it’s “hissy fit,“ you whiny little bitch.

Can one of you tennis folks with some pull grab Jim Courier by the collar and tell him a golf ball is not heavier than a tennis ball?

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made. IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

The YES has won in Virginia; voters approved the constitutional amendment to adopt Dems' congressional gerrymander. This is likely to deliver a 10-1 (Dem) congressional delegation in November, compared to 6-5 (Dem) now. The remaining obstacle: State supreme court will be weighing in still.

Morin and his unconventional workout routine have become a fixture in Durham, where he takes therapeutic daily runs.

If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics.

Vance has now seized the top seat in the Death of Expertise Hall of Fame: He has lectured the pope—the pope, the leader of a billion and a half Catholics—about being too sloppy with theology. The queen of all vices: Pride. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

"James Dolan isn’t just the owner of the New York Knicks anymore. According to a new investigation from Wired magazine, he’s become the architect of a private surveillance empire operating right in the heart of New York City." www.nj.com/sports/2026/...

"Look at my new Afghan rug!"

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology. This is a serious escalation.

It was ever thus.

Anyway, @aoc.bsky.social, please come on the podcast.

Poohcault Pendulum

Yesterday's Wordle word had nothing to do with the star of Lili and An American in Paris.

Hello from Budapest, where the right wing expats are feeling glum www.nytimes.com/2026/04/11/o...

If you did this on the job, you would be fired. If your parent or grandparent did this, you would be in the doctor’s office immediately. For the party of Lincoln, this is just a Thursday.

twice in two days I've read something about christian reactionaries expressed by elite writers who claim special insight into their minds from having grown up among them, and both seem to have completely avoided interrogating how that early exposure affected their own biases

Who’s going to rake them?

Attn @carlhiaasen.com

I have, over the course of the past few days, heard the word "brinkmanship" an ungodly number of times. I've also heard "brinksmanship," and yesterday on NPR heard both used in the same story. Anyone have a preference? Maybe @bcdreyer.social?

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

Why TF is the DPRK attacking Serena?

i just do not know tbh

JD et al. fixin' to go nuts over them capitalizing a pronoun.

@shakespeare.lol Sweet friends, to bed. A fortnight hold we this solemnity...

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

That just took a minor modification of one of last week’s

pete hegseth firing everyone but his tailor

Altarpiece: The Life of Christ (1990) is Keith Haring’s final artwork, a bronze and white-gold patina triptych created weeks before his death from AIDS. It features his signature figures, depicting scenes of Christ's life with themes of hope, mortality, and resurrection.

Footage captured from passengers on an airliner above Florida, showing the exact moment the Artemis II mission lifts off.

“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he only shows to Artemis astronauts.” ― Mark Twain

We should never refer to John Sauer without identifying him as Duke undergrad John Sauer.

Connections Puzzle #1025 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fun one.

Sforza Azzurri.

Normalize blocking people because they are mean, are aggressively and willfully uninformed, refuse to read clear prose, are boring, or look at you cross-eyed.

[If something is famous, you don't need to tell your reader that it's famous. And if it isn't famous, all your "famous"ing isn't going to make it so. Also, it's an incredibly dull adjective, exceeded in dullness only, perhaps, by "special."]