Schwarber put on a damn show. Poor Jordan Walker -- who seems like a nice kid -- is going to get booed mercilessly. That's life I suppose.

So ICE, like police officers, basically get to execute people, say some nonsense about feeling in danger, and then completely get away with executing people

It be like that sometimes.

God, that’s the wrong senator. Try again please

I golfed with my buddy Mitch today, he’s in good health! Just a tube or two down his throat. He took it out to eat a cheeseburger. Said his wife loves him till death do them part ❤️

Anyone who is upset about birthrates is a weirdo

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

What a POS. Got some Johnny Blue for when that fucker croaks

Trump about to put a 40% tariff on all Belgian products

I thought tortoise’s lived well over 100?

What’s wrong with this David Costello fellow?

I've always felt that Gary Oldman would make a great Mitch McConnell

🚨 PHILLY COPS VS. FIRST AMENDMENT: Philadelphia police confronted a peaceful Fourth of July protest when protesters tried to burn an American flag. Flag burning is protected speech under the First Amendment. Instead, Philly Police deployed violent intimidation tactics.

Kalshi’s entire business model is based on people being dumb.

I’m so glad I haven’t given 1 shit about the World Cup, feeling validated today

Howard’s prime years are perfectly aligned with Schwarber’s, 713 games. I love symmetry

Asked my 3yr old what his favorite part of the dinosaur park was and he said “the poop”. Yes the fossilized dinosaur poop was his favorite attraction.

ATLANTIC CITY AIRPORT NJ Jul 3 Climate: High: 105 Low: 80 Precip: 0.0" Snow: 0.0" Snow Depth: 0" Link

The 2026 NY Mets are the best example why baseball doesn’t need a salary cap, let them spend stupid money

Air conditioning fails at Delaney Hall as heat wave leaves detainees struggling to breathe

My neighbor (god bless him) is cutting the grass.

The face of our nation 🫡 🗳️ http://Phillies.com/AllStar

Tobias Harris’ agent should be negotiating the peace deal with Iran.

Bluesky would be better if it had ads mixed in with my friends posts, and posts by people I’m not following showing up as well, also all the posts should be out of order. Also there should be more stupid little dick fuckers on here saying shit that pisses me off.

The candidate promising to appoint the highest number of Supreme Court Justices’ on their Inauguration Day will be the one receiving my primary vote

America in 15 years

Been potty training our 3 yr old and he said he deserves 2 prizes this time bc his pee was “huge”

Reading about climate change was cooler than being a lab rat bred into it

I have drafted ceasefire’s with my asshole more concrete than these men

Genetic dog, spiritually lizard.

Pro tip: yell at your dementia patient when they curse at you

I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then I learned that Kat Abughazaleh spent 12 bucks on a basket of fast food shrimp.

Pro tip: when your patient is hypertensive please don’t tell them their blood pressure and ask them to “calm down”. About as effective as asking your lady to “chill”

Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead.

I haven’t been on this kind of bender since my early 20’s

Be funny if Blippi was a method actor. Veterinarian: “So what does your wife do?” Blippi: “Wife? You mean the toxic cootie girl?”

Urgent policing at the reflecting pool in DC. A tourist touched the water.

We continue losing daylight for 182 days.

Did you touch the Reflecting Pool

t appears the paint or whatever the Trump regime used to cover the large "86 47" etched into the lawn near the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has worn away, and the numbers are once again visible. June 19, 2026. REUTERS/Aaron Schwartz

Speaking for the first time since the start of the Stanley Cup Final, Golden Knights goaltender Carter Hart called the “no means no” chants directed at him by Carolina Hurricanes fans "just noise." More: nyti.ms/4fGd5Mx

Sometimes it’s nice to drive a beater for a day that’s speedometer isn’t working to make you appreciate a functional vehicle

What’s wrong with this David Costello fellow?

He basically resembles an anthropomorphized Van Goh painting, skin melting off all cringe

You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.

The window salesman said to replace them in 7 years. I almost laughed in his face!!! I’m gonna die before they tear these $7,380 windows out

(This vote is unlikely to constrain Trump.)