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You couldn’t handle my mom rolls. They come with emotional depth and stretch marks 🖤

Goodnight to the man who deserves every picture of my freckled butthole 🖤

“Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.” 🖤

Transformation into a wizard is complete 🖤

Saw a bio that said “I’m like a Rubik’s cube: Complicated, but totally worth it.” Has anyone ever solved a Rubik’s cube and thought, “That was so worth it”

Today’s horoscope: idiot.

I could really use some snuggles right about now 🖤

ⓘ This user supports avoiding people

Carbohydrates are the only true cure for the sads...

babygirl, don't make me get out the meme

Just fyi giving me attention has 17g of protein

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Forgot about this account while trying to survive life again.

Friday. Finally.

I once again have done too much

I almost forgot to post today! Sharks existed before trees 🦈

I must nap

Beep. Boop.

My OnlyFans account is me just putting clothes back on.

I remembered to come back today 🙃

Being snuggled would fix me

Loose morals. Tight vag.

Once again I have forgotten about this account. But maybe this will become my secret/notsosecret thought space 🙂

Yeah, but would you let me suck it just because I was sad?

Redheads are only 2% of the population. That’s rarer than a legendary drop. If you manage to find one and romance her, you might unlock a secret questline for eternal life.

Perhaps I would be more special if I were the Dark Lord of the group.

Can you imagine how scary it would have been to squirt in the old timey days? I would have been burned at the stake for being a witch.

I think my bush resembles a bit of a Truffula Tree at the moment.

Exhausted to my core.

If she squirts on you then she gets to keep you 🖤

I’m sorry could you say that again? I was busy fantasizing about him bending me over.

It’s depressing to be a person right now.

You must enjoy eating cookies with me while being naked and giggling about dumb stuff. Otherwise I don’t want it.

Did anyone else’s family have that glass hen on a nest that sat in the middle of the table in the living room that had candy in it? Ours always had M&M’s and sat on a special doily. I never liked sharing candy from the community chicken pot.

Off to perish like a Victorian child through the night because I too have caught the plague.

Just took my night meds, so my sleep paralysis demon and I have about 20 minutes to figure out if we’re enemies or lovers tonight.

“Spicy Falafel Pocket” is an interesting name for your vagina. Is what I thought when Starbucks emailed me about their new snack alert.

Growing out my bush because I’m committed to sustainability. Mother Nature would be proud.

Goodnight to the overthinkers who’ll replay every conversation from today like a bad movie marathon. Rest up, champs.

I’d post pictures but spam accounts kept reposting them. That’s a no for me.

Sleep. I need lots of sleep.

Once again I have forgotten about this app. But I hope today is kind to you all 💜

Growing out my bush because every forest needs a little conservation effort. Just doing my part to save the Redwood Forest.

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Someone being attracted to me is common. But someone seeing me and actually understanding me is rare.

My sex tape is just me trying to put on a sports bra and pair of yoga pants immediately after I shower

Who called it cameltoe and not a vedgie.