Friendly reminder that all of this political division is just a distraction so the rich can continue to destroy the middle class and keep poor people, poor...

Every person who blocks me for calling ₑᵣᵢKₐ KᵢᵣK the mrs. potato head eva braun edition gives me +100 EXP

I don't envy those with financial wealth. I envy those with an able body.

Shit… I think I’m the old man down the street.

Badphairidge Farm remembers

JUST NOW AT THE UN…

Delegates walk out as Netanyahu speaks at the United Nations - ABC News He should have been arrested for war crimes. What good is it to have all these institutions that are supposed to take care of criminals and they do nothing?

Can we just have fucking fall weather already??? Is that too much to ask???

I may be fat, but at least I'm not a fat racist piece of shit

Shout out to all of the girls who used to make fun of my super oily skin in high school. Who's laughing now, bitchez?

I don't give a shit about what's in your medicine cabinet. Show me your spice rack.

I dunno man, but if you have a bunch of kids and not a single one wants anything to do with you, you're not as amazing as you think...

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Not enough attention is paid to the fact that Doctor Oz is a grifter.

Ah fuck guys I got raptored instead of raptured

A haunted house. But it's just my house. And I'm the one haunting it.

My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me and now I'm antifa!

Rapture happened-nobody noticed because we’re all in Hell.

Fun fact: You didn't cause your child's autism.

If I had $1 billion I wouldn’t have $1 billion because I’d be making sure people were fully clothed, fed and housed.

No, ma'am, just because I'm white, doesn't mean I'm hates immigrants white...

Finally got my nightmare fuel all in a row

I love watching deadbeat dad's succeed after failing their children for decades. Yes King, go get it.

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (An early grave)

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really annoying to continue to see liberals saying we’re “approaching” a dictatorship, buddy we’re already there

Sometimes I think all these corprorations care about is money.

It's no surprise to me that the folks who continue supporting an LGBTQIA+ intolerant Chik-fil-A because "they have good lemonade/food" are the same people who are still excusing Charlie Kirk's body of work because "he was a loving Christian father and had some good motivational material." All GFYs

You’re going to be hearing a lot more about this. Nick Fuentes & Groypers believe the “ideal woman” is a man. They hate women so much they groom fem-boys. MAGA see Tyler Patterson’s partner is “transitioning” and assume he’s far left. That’s way off. He’s so far right it goes over MAGA’s head. 1/3

*Trump Crisis Team Meeting* Staff: Sir, I saw mockery on Channel 2! djt: Sue ‘em! Staff: Sir, mean jokes on late night! djt: Cancel ‘em! Staff: Sir, a podcaster called you a dick! djt: Defenestration!

The funny thing is voting to glaze Charlie Kirk won’t save them either

Might peirce my septum so conservative men stop DMing me on IG to see my tits

Good morning to everyone except racists saying that Charlie Kirk wasn't a racist because there's a photo of him with some black guys...

I wonder if the same people are still fighting with each other over on Twitter...

I miss the days of social media where people called out others for stealing their jokes and were disgusted by women showing their tits...

When your employer loses their appeal to WSIB for an injury you got while on the job 💅

Me: calls into work and asks if I can start an hour later due to pain, and my meds sometimes take a bit to kick in. Work: Let me see if your dept can accommodate you coming in an hour later Me: Well, if they can't, I'll just call in for the entire shift Work: ... Me: 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'm full on ready to cut my immediate family off completely for their racist, transphobic bullshit. I've seriously had enough.

Racist people trying to convince you they aren't racist will never not be funny to me... Fuck outta here

that was quick!

If you say “the Red Army defeated Hitler” every American within a 10 mile radius has their J Edgar Hoover chip activate and they immediately come to bust down your door and eat you alive

You're so funny. Thanks, they used to make sit at the back of the class so I couldn't turn around and talk shit...

Counting down the years till I qualify for the old folks home and my sex life restarts.

A weighted blanket, but it's made out of concrete

charlie kirk is still in hell and you are still alive

Since the oligarchs own the television broadcasts and social media and have gone fully mask off we should do the funniest thing ever and delete all our apps, go back to an analog life and communicate with each other via hand written letters. Also stop buying shit

Sorry I didn’t stay over but my fiber supplements are at home

I remember when Facebook was just Farmville, for like miles and miles...

Just a friendly reminder, ANTIFA won a world war.