Yes Stephanie, another plant will make you happy... I mean plants...

So, I chose to stop speaking to my parents. Its been since New Years. Is it too late to be adopted out?

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Girl, it's time to choose you

Having a lot of friends sounds exhausting

Are we still here? Anyway, anyone know what the fuck is happening?

You're so funny. Thanks. They used to put me at the back of the class so I couldn't turn around and talk to anyone

Being in physical pain is exhausting

LoL at people defending billionaires like they are a couple of paycheques away from owning a super yacht and not one life event away from homelessness...

Oh, you think I have a great personality? Thank you, It's a trauma response. Now what...

Southern Ontario has like a 4 week wondow in spring and fall where you can go outside and the weather is perfect...

Watching white European Canadians cry about Canada being invaded like their ancestors didn't do the same fucking thing...

Going thru menopause and I don't even know who the fuck I am anymore

I have a friend who is an immigrant. She hates other immigrants based on their skin colour because they are noticeable, and she blends in, until she speaks... it pisses me the fuck off so much... I will NEVER understand this

people want to get rid of homeless people and ill say theres one weird trick, its right in the name

My house is super dusty, but it's spooky season, so it just adds to the aesthetic.

Are you ok? Or are you the firstborn daughter...

Me NOT a Jays fans being forced to drink my tea out of a Jays cup from Tim Hortons... 😭

I'm a Canadian and not jumping on the Jays bandwagon. I'm a Yankee fan til I die, so I will root for Donnie Baseball to finally win a world series.

I dunno man, but if you have a swastika tattoo, you're probably a fucking nazi...

How do I tell my dad to take a picture of me and my kids off of his profile picture on FB, if he's going to be a fucking racist POS on that platform?

Oh, you love capitalism? Tell me about all of your capital...

Vacation? I need to be shipwrecked on a deserted island...

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Sometimes, I like to join dating apps just to remind myself why I stay single...

Watching 90s TV shows/movies and being elated at the fact that everyone looks real...

A haunted house, but it's just me telling you my lucid dreams while we sip hot apple cider...

The reason they're coming after this place is because they can't control the people on it and it drives them nuts.

Is the day before too soon to make jokes about my co-worker being shoved down the stairs?

I'm beginning to think there's more than one village idiot

Thank fuck lorazapam exists...

i’ll never get over this

Parents who support their deadbeat father sons will never make sense to me.

Imagine being a leftist as to why your family hates you... Not a drug addict. Not someone who abandoned their children. Not one that stole from them. A leftist. I'm the black sheep because I'm a leftist...

Is anyone out there who is a leftist and would adopt me?

I'm second gen Canadian on my mom's side. I'm sure my grandfather is rolling in his grave with how some in my immediate family speak of immigrants...

Can't wait to have to listen to all of the bandwagon Jays fans... No, I won't be jumping on it.

My favourite weather is here, finally.

Sorry, I'm going to have to decline your invitation. I'm getting a lobotomy that day.

I strongly encourage giving up on people.

Hyper-independent because I'm the first daughter

It's ok to stop talking to your racist family

Western Politicians standing proud in universal support of a genocidal war criminal... Shows just how corrupt & rotten the west has become.

Women who love men who have abandoned children from previous relationships... What the fuck is wrong with you?

I yearn for an icy wind. This October humidity can gargle my underboob sweat.

I'm sorry but it's just plain hilarious that we're still expected to hate Hamas after spending two years being shown exactly what it is that Hamas has been fighting.

Friendly reminder it didn't start on October 7th

Wait, so is everyone going back to Mastodon?? I'm so confused and out of the loop

The indecisive urge to go off the radar, or off the rails...