Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

AWS (Antifa Web Services) doing the #NoPings protest today

George Santos has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins

Ratio the fuck out of Chris you guys.

Pete Hegseth is a DUI hire

If you see anyone not mourning the death of Robert Redford the way you would like, please call their employer and get them fired!

Fucking dumb. You can get compensated for diseases due to shaving (specifically folliculitis barbae). So will also cost the taxpayer in the future.

Is this a dril tweet/skeet?

Prosecutors fail to indict a ham sandwich is a new one.

With regard to these terrible Court decisions: It is *CRITICAL* to resist the urge to give in to doomerism and declare that things not directly accomplished by the decision - removal of books from classrooms, age verification expanding to medical websites, and so on - are now the law.

Mildly lukewarm take- in addition to Zohran running a very good campaign, advocates need to also consider the effect of having a bad opponent to run against (Mr. Sex Pest) and that NYC has a weird progressive stance.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social are you aware that the Nationals have an official bat dog? His name is Bruce!

Last thing some of you guys need to do on Blue Sky is to lecture Jews about what is or isn't antisemitism. Thanks!

I have shitposted a response to JD Vance and muted him. He literally does nothing as VP except get Trump's boot up his ass and "own the libs."

Chuck's definition of fighting is flopping like a fish and getting run over.

A surprising number of "I have friends everywhere" signs tbh

Since we're all discussing where Blue Sky needs to improve, I'd love to see more movie talk. Like I'd imagine that I should be seeing that Spaceballs 2 was just announced (Mel Brooks should be protected at all costs) but it doesn't appear to be trending.

I can't imagine why DOJ opened an investigation into the front runner for mayor of NYC. I'm sure it was purely altruistic and not to strongarm the next mayor into doing whatever the Trump admin wants him to do.

oh no we're going to get THAT scene in tonight's TLOU ep 😭

"The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil."

Trump not even good enough to be a force user. This Trump:

Briefly went over to The Bad Place to see what they were saying about The Last of Us, and.... yikes a lot of people haven't played the games lol. (won't say exactly what, but it does have to do with Dina and Ellie's relationship)

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Hey animal corpse fucker, ADD/ ADHD has been around since the 80s. Maybe all the suntanning you did rotted your brain.

As part of our commitment to free speech and to fighting antisemitism, we will be requiring all Jews enrolled at American universities to take personal responsibility for the killing of the Messiah. by Linda McMahon and J. D. Vance

White House denies that the secretary of defense leaked Rose Garden Easter Egg locations to his family in Signal Chat.

The news right now be like

When an attempt was made on Donald Trump’s life, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris immediately issued statements condemning the shooting and all political violence. The fact that Donald Trump hasn’t said a word about the arson attack on Gov. Shapiro and his family tells you all you need to know.

Fuck you Elon

Made a joke at someone's expense who was a Michigan fan about this in high school. Now whoopsies I'm a Michigan grad and they aren't. Oh well.

our “we are making lists of jews” t-shirt raising many questions already answered by the shirt

JENOVA fanboys are going to be pissed when they hear about the Reunion tariffs.

Outside of the obvious irony of Jacobin's headline, I'm happy people are figuring out that Jacobin is a dogshit political outlet with dogshit takes.

Take all that designer bullshit off, and what do you have? Bitch, huh-huh Ugh, you ugly as fuck

"Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good"

Ur telling me the JFK files indicate that Marilyn Monroe coined the term "skibidi toilet"

So I'm doing a bit of reading and I think I cracked the code on why Schumer is losing his spine. In certain instances, a fed can be RIF'd during a government shutdown. The exact scenario wouldn't apply, but Schumer is probably worried Musk would try to do that.

Poor @darthbluesky.bsky.social whenever he comes back he'll have a lot to catch up on

well I retract my last skeet. Schumer is fucking spineless sack of shit.

Thank fuck who was that weirdo that said that Dems would vote for cloture

/2 I suspect a strong majority of American Jews oppose this lawless and tyrannical attack on speech even if they hate what Khalil has to say. I suspect most American Jews hear the disdain and mockery of the other in “Shalom Mahmoud!” is not aimed just at him.

I don't understand how all the WaPo writers don't all just drop ship right now and form their own newspaper. Non-compete agreements?

re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens

Congressman Delulu is at it again