MANGER BABIES

New Beths album bangs if anyone needs me I'm gonna be crying all weekend

@aidanis.fun what do you think of clair obscur

Oh my God Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is incredible. I think I'm in love.

🎶 we got a great big conclave rockin through the night yeah we got a great big conclave ain’t she a beautiful sight connnclaaaaave 🎶

when i die pls dont bury me in this town

Real poo for my sham friends

@nottscolin.bsky.social mate using the shower while listening to banging tunes? Gonna be £15 I'm afraid

needless to say,

*agricultural talk

In 1997, Stone Cold Steve Austin captivated audiences worldwide by hitting the Stone Cold Stunner on his boss, Vince McMahon. Decades later in 2024, Luigi fatally shot healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. In this essay,

These are the days of miracle, and wonder. This is the long distance call.

My wife spends hours every week sorting our family's dirty laundry into little piles to go into the washing machine on separate loads. But when she is out I just chuck it all in together on as few mixed loads as possible. Never been found out once.

A tag team called "Tuesday Night Drugs". This is never explained or addressed but they never, ever wrestle on a Tuesday and always lose if they wrestle on Wednesday

This old man, he played five, full of soul and full of drive He's the baddest man alive

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

can't believe they turned a single painting into a long running horror franchise. mad props to Scream

@zoah.bsky.social found this photo of you being that one guy in the classroom you massive nerd

Chinese New Year, Chinese New Me

How is The Lonely Position of Neutral such a fucking perfect album tho

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

What if wrestlers were assigned Heel or Face at birth

When I have a shit, I take all my clothes off, even in the toilets at work. Apart from my socks obviously, because that would be weird.

January 5, 1974 Bruce Springsteen performs "Rosalita" for the first time at a concert at Joe's Place in Boston. The song becomes a live favorite that Bruce often plays as an encore. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYHG...

Malteser Subbuteo 💀

It’s important in a long-term relationship to have a really garbage food you only eat when the other person has to work late or go out of town

good morning from the fruit boys

finally had my first e build 🃏

me: *turns on noise cancelling headphones* nearby noise: ridiculous woke culture!! i am being silenced

in the interests of being realistic, wishing you all a new year

Godspeed.

Yes, yes, y'all. And we don't stop.

no need for the blood test doctor I can assure you I have got loads of blood. Not to brag but I am basically chock full of blood over here

The sax in Men at Work’s ‘Who Can It Be Now?’ would make a great car horn.

You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇

gaming bsky, I am here to tell you that Wildfrost on game pass is well worth your time

Omfg @playbalatro.com wtf

Big man ting @nottscolin.bsky.social is in the shower fully belting Live and Learn from the Sonic Adventure 2 OST and I think Christmas is finally here

CHRISTMAS feat @nottscolin.bsky.social

If I go to put a single item in the dishwasher and the dishwasher has just been emptied, I just wash the item by hand and put it away in the appropriate cupboard so it doesn't get lonely on its own in the dishwasher until further dirty items are added hours later. I'm 49.

Today, the UK government announced a proposal to change copyright law - for the benefit of AI companies - that would cause huge, irreversible harm to creators. More info below, but most importantly here's what you can do (wherever you live): 1. Email your MP. Template letter in 🧵 👇 1/10

Constantly thinking of this Marilyn Frye quote From @taylorlorenz.bsky.social’s newsletter www.usermag.co/p/tiktok-is-...

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

Bluesky is like an advent calendar where every morning you open it up to find a new hot take you didn’t need.

I like to sit on the toilet backwards with one leg either side of the cistern. I can then look out of the window rather than at a wall while I urinate. I can't be sure whether it prompted the breakup with my girlfriend, but presumably I'm not alone in doing this?

literally any talk about making anything “great again” is infantile mewing. it was never great it was just that you didn’t understand it. except in the case of Bluesky which was totally cool

despite all my rays i am still in a Faraday cage