POV you're watching the intro to The Other Guys but it's Reanimal

Reviewing every game I play* in 2026 according to how innovative it is + game quality * must play a decent enough amount to give the game a fair judgement

completed FF16 Kairos Gate on the first try is this eSports

oh your house is full of sheep? sounds like a ewe problem

oh your house is full of sheep? sounds like a ewe problem

anyone remember the old Nintendo 64 game Eiffel 64? so weird that they made the sequel to that into a eurodance band

microdosing torture by holding a plank position while the kettle boils

it’s always disappointing when i think i’ve found a good picture to caption but it doesn’t bear fruit

the kids call going to the cinema eyemaxxing

my cats favourite band? Muse

hello and welcome to Iron Man's TV show reviews. today on a scale of 1-10 I am giving SG-1 a Stark eight

you misunderstand. we are not siblings, we share jeans

it turns out there's no rule specifically preventing a skellington from competing in the olympics

the little heated shelf they use in Greggs to keep the sausages rolls warm but for shoes on a rainy day

you've really shot yourself in the foot there bro you've farted in your own elevator dude truly you have glitter bombed your own birthday card dawg

for an app I have never had a single problem with Discord sure needs a lot of updates

dad: so what classes do you have at school today, Mario? mario: double plumbing followed by double jump

so this green coloured tea is called matcha and this piss coloured tea is called green tea?

today's indie game recommendations are 🐢TMNT Tactical Takedown - upbeat turn-based tactics game with bangin' choonz 🪖Conscript - top down pixely survival horror in WW1 🎭Bad End Theater - a delightful choose your own adventure videogame

so Space Marine 2 is online 6v6 but I can only queue with 2 of my friends? what??

drinking ginger ale like I'm on an unhinged ginger binge

Margherita Pizza implies the existence of Homerita Pizza

not to brag but I just got up to check on dinner and the oven timer was literally on 2 seconds left

proseccoco pops

🎵shave your heeeeeaaaaaaaaad🎵 🎵shave your heeeeeaaaaaaaaa-eeaaaaad🎵 🎵cooockney, cooockney, coooooockney, ney, ney, neeyeyey🎵

I don't really understand inches You tell me something is 30 inches long and to visualise it I gotta convert that in my head to about 5 dicks

pov there is a cat sleeping peacefully on your lap

prawn cracker? LOL no thanks. I could easily crack the shell of a prawn with my bare hands. I guess some people are just stronger

sweet and sour chicken is stored in the balls

Completing Animal Well and then getting 1000G on Animal Well and then hitting up YouTube to watch a documentary about the making of Animal Well Animal Well is a very good game is what I'm saying here

the world is full of despair and horrors and existential dread and- *a plate of slow cooked BBQ food appears* nvm everything is gonna be ok

a wrestling heel called The Renegade Master who keeps interfering in matches His finish move is the Ill Behaviour

Good day for sport in Nottingham

me really enjoying Animal Well after hearing nothing but good things about Animal Well

praise be to Wikipedia, the only thing that hasn't been enshittified

how long is a yonk anyway

"suspected unexploded shell found in garden" says the news. big deal. i see unexploded shells all the time. usually on snails

I have to do five days of work?? Again?? I literally did that last week

ARC Raiders has an achievement for downing another player with grenades but momma didn't raise no killer so I just downed a guy with grenades from a hidden place then emerged a few moments later to revive them with a defib they seemed very thankful 😂 buddy if only you knew i am so sorry

i am here to tell you to cast an eye over Conscript (£8.24) and Roguebook (£.167) in the xbox sales rn

The female lead vocals on the Sonic Frontiers soundtrack sounds exactly like Beth May from @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social and I can't get over it

work hard, play hard, bollard

I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.

convincing maga types to get jabbed by implying they're just scared of needles and that's not very alpha of them

sometimes i worry that the way i talk about resisting the allure of alcohol makes me sound like an addict but really I'm just fat

mayonnaise, perinaise, hollandaise. there are too many maises. we need more chups

i dont have "social anxiety" i have aquaphobia. im scared of water and humans are 70% water

The mind boggles at what this product from a Temu ad might look like from the front

maed chimkn borgor