Anyone still having doubts that this graceless, entitled, egotistical shitbird understands the word "No"

They're too elderly (20 & 22) & dependent on specialized human care to release, so they'll live out their lives together, two old ladies supported by a team that ensures their physical and mental health. But they represent the hope for a future of free-living sea otters, a brighter time ahead.

Timeline cleanse: You're watching Mei & Kira, two sea otters (Enhydra lutris) at the Toba Aquarium in Japan, help clean the pool area after playtime. The reward is an ice treat. Enrichment activities like this promote mental wellness. Let's talk about the SUCCESS of sea otter conservation.

I am still in this interminable party where every character is the most distilled version of themselves for some reason, and all I can think to get through it is, “I know Darcy doesn’t wear glasses, but someone should give him the slutty little glasses. He feels slutty little glasses-coded.”

BREAKING: We’re suing the government for preventing our client from attending an official vice presidential event because she makes fun of JD Vance online. The First Amendment protects our right to make jokes about elected officials.

Oliver's response post-slap makes him look like the Angriest Muppet Ever and like everyone else I am living for it

Man got Chotiner’d without even agreeing to an interview. Astounding

One more point about slow-motion video reviews. FIFA apparently has guidelines that slow motion shouldn’t be used to assess the severity of fouls. (Better to use for things like last touch going out of bounds.) Yet they clearly relied on slow motion to assess this foul. It changes perception.

Red cards for more of a comment than a question!

This is not a characteristic of a healthy democracy

Becky: WHAT DID YOU DO THIS IS PRINCESS BULLSHIT. The bullshit.

Microsoft is laying off 4,800 workers today. Its CEO made $96.5M in 2025, a 22% increase from the previous year. Microsoft made $101B in net income last year — and raked in up to $12.5B in tax breaks from Trump's Big Ugly Bill. This is what a rigged system looks like.

Like a lot of cities with old infrastructure, Chicago decided to invest in the Deep Tunnel project—really a massive system of underground tunnels and reservoirs—to deal with large amounts of stormwater. So far, it seems to be working.

Run on this! It's a real thing! People want to hang out IRL but hanging out IRL is too expensive.

NFL player: no prob coach, I got you director: once again I am not coa- is that BLOOD NFL player: oh yeah coach I just cut my thumb off put me in director * faints*

Meanwhile... Director: Can you just PRETEND like you're in pain? You're supposed to be dying. Hockey player: No can do, coach. Gotta get back out there for the team. Director: For fuck's sake, we talked about this. I'm not your coach and this isn't a game. Hockey player: Ya chirpin' me, buddy?

I’m in brutal pain! Wait, I have a free kick?!

Hollywood missing a huge opportunity by not casting soccer and NBA players to play the guys in the background suffering incredible pain in war movies

Delightful little brown mouse nibbling at a walnut. From a #Roman ‘unswept floor’ mosaic by Heraclitus. Superb use of darker tiles for subtle shadow effects! 2nd century AD. Vatican Museums www.museivaticani.va/content/muse... #MosaicMonday #Archaeology

#Delft #Delftholland

My posts most days. I'm sorry.

Being called out for bias is not an attack on science; it’s a demand that you apply the same standards of citation, credit, and respect to women that you already extend to men. If this makes you uncomfortable, ask yourself why your comfort depends on my invisibility.

We also have a similar petition asking for AI out of schools in BC: actionnetwork.org/petitions/pa...

Canadian residents & citizens; I would highly recommend signing this one

OH MY GOD GUYS okay so priests who want back in have to find a bishop willing to vouch for them, swear fealty to Vatican II and then HAND-WRITE THE POPE AN APOLOGY LETTER (I gues so he knows they didn’t use AI? 😂) and are on probation for 1-3 years this is ten times spicier than I even thought

For the autism & Jewish theology nerds out there - I was invited onto the University of Aberdeen’s Autism & Theology podcast

A few more CHAOTIC UNHIDES are coming! A thread! www.32auctions.com/organization...

1. Stuck boat 2. Those look like wavy waving inflatable arm people and now I firmly believe those are the emergency wacky waving inflatable arm signals, and required on all boat by The Law Of The Sea. apnews.com/article/iran...

We’re not afraid to say it: the preview of Chapter 1 of our graphic novel is available now for our Patrons on both the free and paid levels! www.patreon.com/worldsbeyond...

For a very tiny village, Dent's museum provokes a number of questions.

planting a flag at work with my new water bottle sticker from kate www.etsy.com/ca/listing/4...

I thought Hasan was joking when he said "Trump did the Landlord Special of just painting over the problem" but no it's literally just that. he ran a roller over the collapsing wall. President Deals. hashtag drain the swamp.

Man this has started a very weird argument about whether dogs can acquire language, and -- look, I do not take the position that my dog understands what the word means.

Yesterday I summoned a Lyft to go to a weekly medical appointment. Office is about 10 minutes away by car, but would involve either 2 buses or 2 trains and at least 20 minutes of walking. Address is saved in the app, the price is the usual price ($10-ish), I should arrive 15 min early. Perfect!

Oh. Oh, yes. This.

"AI is the future" those AI scammers keep telling us and while I won't say it has NO use cases, making up words to provide a shorter description of an already short book description is certainly not one. The actual book description is maybe 10 sentences long. "Coast Guard veterinarian" lol

So I’ve started Pride and Prejudice, and already I feel bad for Mrs Bennet.

Every text I send my friends includes a brief bio of myself in case they forgot

A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.

I'm sorry but its so fucking funny that these guys have painted themselves into a corner where masculinity = not knowing how to do literally anything

It appears that Freedom Williams is attempting to bill himself as C&C Music Factory, unclear if he has the legal right to do this

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

This is almost as fun to read as those stories about how shitty life is in the pencil towers on Billionaire’s Row. This one has more guns and less whining about the chefs.

The shamelessness with which these people lie to us really is amazing.

It's sci-fi, anything's possible. Ep. 6 of Solari is out NOW on your favorite podcasting platforms! Join us by the fireside: www.patreon.com/posts/public...

ANNOUNCEMENT: The workers of Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com are forming a union. Please read our mission statement below. 👇 #DHWU

Labor Unions Celebrate World Court’s Ruling That Enshrines the Right to Strike truthout.org/articles/lab...

If you're not waving your hand dramatically at automatic doors and pretending to have telekinetic powers what are you even doing with your life

Folks, if you want to read the comic the Indian customs department doesn’t want you to read, IN YOUR SKIN #2 is out today!