still no media in dms on here, huh

i forgot about this app for a bit. it’s fun 😛

i sure do love those 30 seconds after waking up when i haven’t yet remembered about The Things

hello again

look i’m in a fitting room again

puss in bootsy collins

my service doesn’t really change if you’re a shitty tipper but it does change if you don’t ever say please or thank you and walk up shouting “lemme get a”

obligatory buffalo exchange fitting room pic

sucked dick within an inch of my life and suddenly my problems are solved

cannot stop listening to nosebleeds 😩

Sesame Street implies the existence of Everything But the Bagel Street

there truly are just not enough hours in the day. being an adult is fucking exhausting lol

self love is skipping the gym to get dicked down

Sleepy babes on the late night train

yeah i want photos in dms on here but also i had the hottest sext exchange with oomf today. relying on text made it hotter 🥵

i love making my gay little french press every morning

“bicurious” sniffies profile just sent me a pic of their gaping dripping hole. like okay go off

wow nosferatu was fucking awesome

the level of feral-ness i have felt all day. i need my phone taken away from me

These bots have to CHILL tf

why is it so hard to take a good butt pic

happy new year gays in my phone

i think i just had the best orgasm of my life?

desperately need 2025 to be my year lol

i just think that when it curves down 😮‍💨

finally watched Smile (2022) and i really liked it but i have one qualm why tf do so many horror movies ruin themselves by showing so much of the “monster” in the third act? honestly thought it was so good until that dumbass tall bitch showed up

out: watching porn in: reading erotic fiction

200lb club

Can I say something

okay yoda

caved and made an alt lol

you’re tellin me that bird flew?

work is kicking my ass. so much pent up aggression. need hole and/or snacks

something about an airport thirst trap?

you're telling me a ginger bred this cookie?

anybody else jorkin their peentis or wut

3-10 second video of yourself

i love turning daddies into grateful little boys

*pretends to be shocked*

tsunami incoming

got followed by two different fake actress accounts today. unless you’re the real scarlet johansson and the real charlize theron in which case hey girlssssssss

mood on #fcf 😮‍💨 😌

a lot of cranberry sauce hate on my timeline…

did squats today x

magdalena bay drummer lookalike contest in my bedroom tonight

correct me if i’m wrong. but i feel like a dick pic is not a “thirst trap”