about to become a Pokemon Master yall need anything?

me in Amalfi if u even care

When in Rome 🇮🇹

happy hump day 💪🏼

breakin’ dishes

happy MDW

arm day 💪🏼

eternal sunshine is in stores now

it’s the heat 🔥

give it up for pink friday you guys

top of the morning 🍀

hey 👋🏼

cut starts February 31 🙂‍↕️

posting professional on main

there is just something so janae say qua about this album 🤌🏼 open.spotify.com/album/60UzB8...

hurt my lower back at the gym this morning

the other khias should seek asylum after this… open.spotify.com/album/08755I...

hey 👋🏼

just got the call. fired. I was a DEI coordinator for the U.S. Postal Service. My job was to facilitate transgender operations on the mailthems and sprinkle a little glitter in the envelopes

1 million likes and I’ll uncrop

Hey nerds 🚨 My most recent plays have been Star Wars Outlaws, Dragon Age Veilguard, and Cyberpunk 2077. I enjoyed them all. Now I need a new game, any suggestions?

there’s something about an Airbnb bathroom

I’m rebranding #newpfp

my parents must be stopped

airport McDonald’s calories don’t count btw

s/o to oomf for telling me I can take my PS5 to my parents’ house …… 😍

ohhhhhhh THIS is the gunch

I’m an elf, duh

MOVE OVER, MARIAH 🫸🏼 open.spotify.com/album/3FqPEF...

bad hair day 🙂

yall mind if I clean & jerk 225?

you’re celebrating fat c*ck friday meanwhile I’m celebrating FLO Friday (every Friday I stream the FLO album) we are NOT the same ‼️

#RHOSLC is the true successor and rightful heir to #RHONY throne. The USURPER & PRETENDER #PHONY will face the King’s Justice!!

these are two of the greatest pieces of art we’ve seen in the 21st century

Jay Z rn

me taking the stand at Luigi Mangione’s trial

me singing fergalicious at the (straight) karaoke bar last night

rent going up $160 but still $200 cheaper than anything comparable in the area

how it feels to get the ick but then get the un-ick a few months later

No one: @thereidfeed.bsky.social:

Herbert Hoover in 1933 “oh I leave quite a Depression 😏”

I don’t feel bitter or anything when someone unfollows/refollows but I do find it kinda funny that someone I flirted in the DMs with all during pandemic just refollowed me (didn’t know they ever unfollowed!) and DMd me bc they’re in town 😭

idc that it feels like -5 degrees outside give me my cold brew

it’s called TASTE! #SpotifyWrapped

the entire plane when we landed and the flight attendant announced on the intercom that it’s 9:11

you guys I literally just cured my Monday depression & anxiety by putting on the kacey musgraves christmas album and putting up my new tree 🎄

I’ll literally be scrolling BlueSky for 5 minutes thinking I’m on Twitter and vice versa

it’s my bday btw send me nudes or money

it’s Black Friday and you’re fighting over smart tvs at Walmart while im fighting for more shareholder value and support for critical business functions

a lot of cranberry sauce hate on my timeline…