Fucked up part is with no context I thought you were just making a joke about how long it can take to get ADHD meds prescribed in America

At the gym I'll watch Some stupid man Put all the plates he can find on the leg press... And then proceed to do 1 inch reps With 2 minute long breaks in between And then, because of all the plates... take 15 minutes to put all the weights away Masculinity is a mental illness sometimes lol

Reverse cowgirl cuz shes has bad breath

Someone else's mid video game may be your brain tickler, we really need more demos- people are staying away from #indie games because of hivespeak, and thats a shame.

Elegant Orange Sunburst Lichen. Northwest Territories, Canada. #Lichen #fungi #fungifriends

The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s

Glutamate is the primary molecule that neurons use to communicate with each other. Previously, scientists have mostly recorded when neurons fire output signals, but now with a new glutamate indicator, they can record the many inputs that causes cells to fire. 🧵 #neuroskyence

I succumbed to the puppy chow

Took a chance on #AILimit after it getting reviewed rekkd, and it's big fun so wtf? Overshadowed by #khazan likely..

Pretty cool how the economy turned around with a simple staff change.

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.

A gritty reboot of ducktales where huey duey and louie help mine workers in south africa unionize and overthrow flintheart glomgold

Y'all, #Christmas came early. #TheDoubleTax, my author debut, was named one of the TOP FIVE BEST SCIENCE BOOKS of 2025 by the @latimes.com @ologies.bsky.social. I NEVER in a million years expected this and I am exceedingly grateful and overwhelmed by this honor. WOW. 😭 #GodsPlan #blacksky #booksky

‘Carol’ as in ‘Christmas carol’ originally referred to dances performed in the round. It later referred to the song of merriment that accompanied said dances. ‘Carol’ is your mom’s friend who sells labradoodle sweaters on Etsy.

Onnit

Pour it over my head #powerglove

Zzzquil and rosin dabs because im eloquent

looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma

If you write "no Virgos" in your dating profile, you're not only signalling you don't want responses from people born between August 22 and September 22, but also from anyone with a brain. Just a head's up for Millie, 27, from Barnsley.

When it comes to this nation's hypocrisy, Black America is a living witness AND a collective blood testimonial. I don't know what else to tell you. We didn't ask for this. At all.

The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.

I spent nearly 25 years as a youth strength coach, personal trainer, and registered dietician. At 50 years old, watching absolute shit form at the gym, gets me instantly overstimulated. I'll gnash my teeth about it

... Go on...

Fraud is the same as theft. If you think we need lax laws on transparency because you're a capitalist, you should support people shoplifting as equally capitalist.

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

Avatar: Fire & Ash - 4 stars out of 5 The Odyssey prologue that played before the film - 587 stars out of 5 The Avengers: Doomsday "preview" that's just one stupid fucking shot of Chris Evans holding a fucking baby - Negative infinity stars out of fuck you.

Article 22 is a jewelry company that repurposes Vietnam War shrapnel and battlefield debris. A portion of their profits goes to the Mine Advisory Group, which works to remove landmines still left in Laos (they've removed more than 300k mines!). I like the company's "Shard" necklace collection.

Excited to announce that I'll be appearing on Fox Business later tonight, in the 250am block of Last Call With Maria Bartiromo. The topic will be "Did Jeffrey Epstein 'Have That Shit On' In The Epstein Files." I'm apparently going to be debating Madison Bumgarner, who thinks he didn't.

"they never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games" hits different when you're watching as trans kids are systematically excluded from all aspects of social life

Mother in the nest with her chicks. Cladonia #lichen with a little nearby Juniper Haircap Moss. Northwest Territories, Canada. #fungi #fungifriends #moss #bryophyte #botany

The Sega Saturn 3D controller lives in my head rent free.

The Donald Trump and The John F Kennedy Center Memorial For I’m Need HHelp mDoes Anyome Smell Burnt Toast

I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism

Well, after eight years of research, writing and revision, I just sent the full manuscript for THE DIVISION: JOHN DOAR, THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, AND THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT to my publisher. This is happening, people. Whether you want it or not.

Their very obvious claim is that it’s racist discrimination to *have a policy to address racial disparities* but it’s fine to have a system that simply creates massive racial disparities. The correction attempt is the outrage. Not the disparities. Because they are white supremacists.

This is why all these discussions are just eugenics wrapped up in process and anecdote. You can’t explain the outcomes without acknowledging privilege UNLESS you think white men are genetically superior. They all disgracefully think that but most are too chickenshit to say it.

Boop

Just called in Not up to Dick. The last of my PTO.

lol so evidence dating back to the 1970s has made one consistent conclusion over and over and over again: Employers definitely hire white people because they're white.

Everyone in michigan knows 34 degrees is shorts weather. Caught myself driving with the windows down.

Oh good the maga women's club has arrived at the gym. All True Religion rhinestones and casual racism.

Finished drawing I exhibited earlier this year ✍️ #art #drawing #charcoal #darkart

Lol some of you watched that

Which is badass because despite all that so many of the best people I know wake up every morning and do it anyway and once in a while something really special hit escape velocity and everything changes. Your odds are worse than becoming a rock star. But the process? Beautiful. Horrible. Good luck.

We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,

Never miss it

AHHHHH here's an excerpt of your favorite young economist's very first segment on @nbcnews.com! Melanin and hair are on POINT. I still can't believe this happened. 🤯 #news #blacksky #econsky #booksky

For humans, static electricity is a curiosity. For insects, it can be life or death: spiders use it to catch prey, bumblebees to collect pollen, and nematodes to leap onto passing flies. bit.ly/3L1Rhhk @tomlumperson.bsky.social