What are we outraged about today, folks?

do you think every time he hears the word "algae," al gore hears it as "al g" and is momentarily startled

Let’s check in on how Jared and Ivanka’s luxury Albanian resort is doing…

Algifa! (not my joke, wish I'd thought of it)

*laughs nervously* what the fuck? www.wsj.com/lifestyle/fi...

Holding onto my Graham platner take till the time is right, which will be determined by planetary transit

Who Bezos really is was distilled into one moment for me when an emotional William Shatner emerged from Bezos’ rocket, after finally seeing space for the first time, tears on his cheeks and viewers enraptured as he spoke—until Bezos burst into frame popping the champagne bottle like a drunk on NYE

My kids make fun of me every time we pass the grocery store olive bar, because they know this is me 👇

i fucking love kenny loggins

takes a true comic genius to survey the media landscape in 2026—with blogs basically nonexistent and all the other outlets in the hands of zillionaire fascists on explicitly revanchist missions—and be like “what today has that 2005 didn’t is liberal PC bias in the media”

He had to wait to become a team exec to do it, but Patrick Ewing is finally an NBA champion.

EVERYONE’S CHEERING THIS BABY

Sound on!

Meanwhile, here in Huntington, NY….

Everyone on Bluesky right now

now that's a fucking Space X IPO headline

Ya think?

This is my town, lol (I'm actually helping to go through the voter rolls to find bad actors on the WFP roll that can be booted to prevent this from happening again) nymag.com/intelligence...

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

I’m in a bunch of local forums for this town (I grew up in Locust Valley/Bayville) and it’s *hilarious* rn (no one officially ran for mayor, so now a zillion folks are posting their write-in campaigns and no, some of these people probably shouldn’t be running for mayor 😆) nypost.com/2026/06/09/u...

hey quick question, am I having a stroke

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Man, Bobby Valentine had/has a nice smile

The makeup of Congress affects all of us 🤷‍♀️

there's a real feeling of like...if a man did something horrible to me or someone i know that guys like this just wouldn't fucking care

I was just looking through my phone for something else and ran into this.

I still think many of these dopes outraged over “86 47” have confused “86” with “deep-six”

My Insta bio: “Pictures for when words don’t work” #rip

This is why so many writers, reporters, journalists and editors hate Bari Weiss and her goon squad so fucking much: she is the symbol of everything insulting and degrading about our industry's current kakistocracy

"He sees things our way"* *Unless you're a trans person My local town Dem committee has also turned off comments on most of its posts, including this one, mainly because there's a nasty fight for Suffolk County Dem chair here and they don't seem to want to hear from constituents about any of it.

First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that.

What's happening to CBS News is what the tech oligarchs call "parallel" strategy. Buy an existing institution, gut it, and convert it into a right-wing zombie version of itself. They are doing this to media, government, education, biotech, defense tech, etc. Some call it the "Network State."

Wow, guess thin-skinned Bari Weiss is into cancel culture after all! www.nytimes.com/2026/06/02/b...

Their new girlfriend is women

those were simpler times

i asked DHS if the protein from maggots counts towards the daily calorie standard at delaney hall.

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

This is one of many super common ways that stats are misreported and you should watch out for it.

JD Vance with Don Jr. as his running mate, as insane as that is, would track with Don Jr.’s attempt to get respectable by dumping Guilfoyle and marrying the socialite

Today marks the third time this month I've received an email in my spam box from my dead mother-in-law inviting me to a "reunion"

Summer movie watching begins with Bang Bang www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bang_bang

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Titanic Completes Mostly Successful Maiden Voyage

I have ugh feelings about Graham Platner but I'm seriously giggling that the news channel that supports a man who brags about grabbing women's pussies and other "locker room talk" is trying to make this particular nugget a thing

I've lived on Lawn Guyland for my entire life (five-plus decades!), including years as an LIRR commuter, and have never heard it pronounced "lurr" www.nytimes.com/2026/05/18/n...

“Certainty” about what, is the subtext

a secluded beach house for three weeks could fix me

Christopher Wslken saying "Grogu" with a heavy emphasis on the last syllable.