Oh, the people who blow up ships are the bad guys? Huh.

Indeed. It is heartbreaking

Imagine being a judge, and this fucking stupid

The entire Eastland family should be in prison, but instead they were planning to have almost 900 kids in their care after their negligence killed 25 of them.

I realize this is obvious to most but allow me to rant: At the core of Trump's base love for him is a simmering resentment over their mediocrity and gratitude for him making it permissible to be arrogant whilst mediocre. Everything in this cult can be traced back to that. (thread)

So DCPS. So very very DCPS. Every paragraph has a portion that speaks to the DCPS experience www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/ap...

I say it again and again: Because we don’t learn the real history of this country, we do not understand what this country is capable of. After 1870, 22 Black men served in Congress. By 1901, because of racist SCOTUS rulings, electoral coups and election cheating and violence, there were none.

If you actually believe Nancy, 55, Ariz., white was 'independent' on the subject of supporting Trump or the black lady you're the kind of mouth breathing idiot they hire as a journalist.

Comey is a smug piece of crap, don't make me feel bad for him

The Iranian schoolgirl, the cancer patient whose clinical trial was cancelled, the African AIDS patient who can't get treatment anymore — none of these are "real" to our media elites. Can't imagine themselves in that situation or visualize it. But "panic at the fancy gala!" on the other hand,

35 years ago today DINOSAURS premiered as a new addition to ABC’s TGIF lineup.

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

I take a deep, deep pride in doing this job. But boy howdy does it grate when I see hundreds of elite "colleagues" crow half-heartedly about press freedom as they sit and dine off gilded plates, and then some of them yell at us for having no sympathy when the violence comes to their front door

I thought that the WH Correspondents were a bunch of shameless losers before this, and still do. Glad none of them were injured, but listening to them go on and on about their experiences for the next months is going to be nauseating

White House press secretary: "shots will be fired."

for lack of anything better to do, i am sort of leaning toward this having been a misunderstanding, because the idea that they'd just keep going on with the show while the lobby of the building is an active crime scene seems too farcical to be real

We murdered two more people in a boat today.

Menu for the White House Correspondents' Dinner: / Gulf of America shrimp cocktail / Leni Riefenstahl salad, sanewashed and served with normalized onions / Quisling stew / Quiet Piggy pork roast / Sauvignon Blanc, very blanc, imported from South Africa / Orange sherbet / Let them eat cake

There's no legal basis for these boat strikes, and US officials involved in them should be prosecuted for attempted murder and murder. The OLC memo green-lighting the strikes is still secret, but there's nothing it could say that would make these strikes lawful. www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

Is it really top secret if you Tweet (well Truth) about it?

"The gas stations better obey our price controls" says the Treasury Secretary of the Free Markets Party

Why did no one tell me yesterday was World Puffin Day?!? #birds www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/people/...

lol

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

It's the 7th month of the US bombing random ships in Latin American waters they claim are drug smugglers (reminder that two survivors who were rescued were repatriated, not charged), and the death toll is 150+, and it barely gets discussed.

Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!" The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

congratulations to the astronauts who get credit for a moon mission using rocket development work by trans women who had to quit their job and flee the state of florida and can’t celebrate this win with their coworkers

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

Love my school district, giving an AP Econ exam, 7 of 16 kids sleeping or staring into space with blank papers because I'm not allowed to give them a failing grade for the course. Just a waste of time for all concerned. (Thumbs up to the 65% that try)

Students were told for a decade about how incredibly important free speech on campus was. And then it wasn't. What lessons did we teach students over the last year? If you are a student today, do you feel confident that the government, media and university will support your speech rights?

From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

Donald Trump’s deranged threat to destroy “a whole civilization” in Iran is a threat to commit war crimes and genocide. Republicans in Congress must prevail upon VP Vance, now campaigning for Putin’s puppet Viktor Orban in Hungary, to return to the U.S. and invoke Section 4 of the 25th Amendment.

"I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE"

Every time you think "journalists" can't get more pathetic

"we need kids to get an early start operating machines that are routinely wrong and may try to coax them into suicide and/or psychosis" is a fun education perspective i disagree with actually

lol, I'm pretty sure we know the answer to this one

Imagine you’re a Hollywood producer or a TV executive in 2015 and a screenwriter pitches you a future where a President issues this message on Easter Sunday. The writer would never work again

Congratulations to conservative Christians, and Happy Easter. Your Messiah has risen.

every single one of these fired losers will sycophantically praise trump on the way out and as soon as he dies will claim they were fired for being the only person in the room to dare to stand up to him

FUCK YEAH

Well done Seattle 👏 The Seattle Seahawks have declined the White House invitation,

It would be such a flex if Iran simplified the demand for reopening the strait on one single condition: regime change in the USA

lol

When I was in the Army I was with the 1/11th ACR stationed in Downs Barracks in Fulda, Germany. Our mission was to serve as the border patrol for the east/west German border, but also, we were the speed bump to slow down the russians who would come barreling through the Fulda Gap.

You could do anything else with your billions except abuse women and some of the most vulnerable people on earth.

I know there's a lot going on But what the US is doing to Cuba is unconscionable

So why does this matter if you don’t care about Twitter plagiarism drama from years ago? Because it shows how very easy it is for AI to remake the truth according to the agenda of bad actors who are smart in using the internet to seed factless yet confident narratives that they wish were true. /end