reminded me of a matt groening "life is hell" comic strip about very stupid kid at school trying to come across as a brainiac via slinging insults like 'you are in fact a grade A piece of what is to be known as prime baloney'

Toshiro Mifune

chuck schumer this man is about to write an alternate history novel where you slip in the shower

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

All this spent wonder clearing out

oh word, the Guardian has decided that now’s a good time to force you to sign in to fucking Google or Apple to read stuff? I’ll take a pass on that horseshit, thanks

Leprechaun Leprechaun 2 Leprechaun 4: In Space Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood

Piper is doing better, before you ask, so that's good. They caught it early. Here's the CDC information including LOT numbers. www.cdc.gov/botulism/out...

god I hate this country

a lot of our best Sewer Sharks never came home…

what if he said "reanimator"

brain activate pattern recognition algorithm one match found

seriously: as a sick person on SSI, this is fucking terrifying (which is not to say unexpected)(fuck these people forever)

meanwhile I just got a $300 lab bill the other day for two completely standard bits of bloodwork (seemingly picked at random out of the panel my GP ordered) bc M3dic4re deemed them “medically unnecessary.” One was a basic lipid panel. Can’t wait to find out what they’re gonna start pulling in 2026

ooooo they birthin’

because supporting genocide in Gaza worked so well for Biden and Harris (and y’know any remaining semblance of Democrats caring about anyone besides rich white people). But yeah, run that bad boy! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

puppy

BREAKING: Scorpion Bites Frog Immediately and Repeatedly

trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves

anybody reading, note that @dinfontay.com has been on this all week

heads up folks, there appears to be somebody impersonating bluesky admin in dm messages, presumably phishing @support.bsky.team @support.bsky.team

Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.

if she gets CBS sued into libel oblivion it’s gonna be so fucking funny

“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.” -Ta-Nehisi Coates

maybe she should stop using the website he owns & obsessively personally oversees?

Record Release Show at Club Congress in Tucson! Bad Seed, Gun Club, Cramps alum Kid Congo Powers joins forces with the super sly guitar slinger from Tucson-by-way-of-France Naïm Amor to form AMOR Y POWERS. Very excited to release their LP "Tucson Safari" support from Baby Dog! tinyurl.com/mpp2ypet

[extremely high school atheist voice] here's what jesus was *actually* feeding the multitudes

Never forget!

A wallop of silence within your mind

that’s not how sociopathy works; humiliation at some point, maybe—with subsequent rage & lashing out—but embarrassment? No

Goodnight. 🖼️ The Ghost Story, Louis Wain.

Me & who

it certainly has that intimate vibe

say whut now??????

I mean actually put them both in a dumpster, but this is still pretty goddamn hilarious

"Which of These Endangers Jews?" New art at @truthdig.com ft. Zohran Mamdani and Jonathan Greenblatt: www.truthdig.com/cartoons/whi...

honestly I mean yeah, but also I love it for them—that’s a lotta creativity & work just to bust the way you want to

doggie

so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway

no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one

I wonder if he ever wore it to go dancing at Tech Noir

The THC industry is surely grateful to have somebody as relentlessly annoying as Rand Paul in its corner as it stares down a ban. Just got a text from a source at a THC drinks company, that read in full: "RON PAULS BABY BOY AINT TAPPIN OUT YET"

Rand Paul, hemp's strongest soldier in the Senate, told Politico last night that he still plans to try to drag out the shutdown for as long as possible over its de facto ban of THC (which he first signaled he'd do early last week in a convo with hemp trade groups.)

also when you realize that they’re all afraid of pissing off the Mossad. Great times! Big fun!

Hello Monday. 🖼️ Woman with Swan, Maggie Taylor.

Wood Frog, Matt Patterson.