CONGENITAL SHITHEADS m.youtube.com/watch?v=klwb...

a brief sojourn in Normal Person Reality has indeed confirmed that the allure of soccer remains as inscrutable to me now as it did four decades ago when I was a seven-year-old running endlessly up and down a school athletic field. That said, obviously I hope Mexico comes back for the win

holy shit, imagine just casually attending a 1980s/early-90s aerobics (swimming?) class while sporting a homemade C.H.U.D. shirt over your leotard. You would be unstoppable

tongue or no?

If situation don't change I don't wanna be no part of it... m.youtube.com/watch?v=7M8L...

All three of these have me reaching for the Tums and Pepto 🤢 #1 could posit that the creamy dressing is like Hollandaise but that is false #2 predates Blazing Saddles by 20 years but I think the result might be amped with the onions #3 looks like cat sick on a prank pet food sammy #Abominations

Regrow Hair With An Easy Routine! (death/rebirth)

I want to build a time machine just so I can go back & burn it down again, look at this shit

Your mom's on sale

had this stuck in my head at 7am this morning bc @davidwondrich.bsky.social posted this same (glorious) video a few weeks ago

HAPPY BDAY JOHNNY LONGTHUMBS

puppy

Koko - BOTD #Caturday

good lord

Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.

As you party on the 4th of July, it's important to take a moment to remember that Spuds Mackenzie's vital role in the signing of the Declaration of Independence. (Bud Light calendar, 1990)

walter cronkite never said anything so profound

"...thirsty for WHORES!" "OOOOO YEAH!!!!!!!!"

The only sci-fi writer who got everything right was JG Ballard

lol

Bee-eater of the Day: Red-bearded Bee-eater 📷 Wai Loon Wong

about to go to bed at 2:40pm on the Fourth of July. I'm sure this will end well.

🦆💨🇺🇸🦆💨🇺🇸🦆💨🇺🇸 m.youtube.com/watch?v=8lMO...

"Liz is a business whiz"

happy Overlook Hotel ball day to those of you into celebrating secular national holidays

before they pulled off what Radiohead tried to but couldn't, they were England's Smog—believe it m.youtube.com/watch?v=PnDl...

they should have been famous m.youtube.com/watch?v=eRag...

🖼️ Elsa Beskow

Why does this look like a living 4AD album cover tho

"HANDS OFF MY HOBBIT HOLE YOU INCORRIGIBLE QUEENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"—Bilbo "Smaug Whisperer" Baggins

🔥✨🔥✨🔥 m.youtube.com/watch?v=3v8T...

the replies to this are absolutely cursed

it me

doggie

They gotta a make a poster of this

a classic of French cinema

lil snarler

“In childhood we inhabit a world of wonderful contrasts that later we often come to see as bizarre and do our best to rearrange, with everything in its 'proper' place-- part of the tragedy of growing up” ― Ken Russell #BOTD

Bee-eater of the Day: White-fronted Bee-eater 📷 Kevin Vande Vusse

it's Fall Friday, innit m.youtube.com/watch?v=M1ZO...

ok I guess it's one of those bluesky-stops-working kinda days

has anyone ever bothered to do a write-up of whatever sort re: the influence (deliberate? unwitting?) of Rear Window & Vertigo on Blue Velvet? Bc like seriously: c'mon now

"Well now, Johnny-o, was it a ghost? Was it fun?"

well I mean hopefully one major one

CHARLES POON HAS "FUCKED IT" ONCE AGAIN! OH POON, WILL YOU EVER LEARN? lol they're using this shit at the doctor's office hahaha WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Trending away from “Waiting For Guffman” and heading into “Muppet Show” territory now. Just need some stray chickens running across the stage and a cannon firing in the wrong direction.

lol at "involuntary performance art" (& now of course I'm thinking of the Scottish Willie Wonka fiasco)

the Death's Ass Toad

some interesting options on this one, "Fresh Fish Egg Cocktail" not least among them