@sarahandco.bsky.social From Bob Caustic on twitter, are any of your mates badly dressed ?? "People be LGBTQ+ and still be dressing bad Like what were you doing in the Closet the whole time?"

A great joke here, kinda about m to f transition....

I was responsible for this (it was literally my idea while I was Product Manager for Media Playout at the BBC) and it is still my proudest achievement ever

@stymiesi.bsky.social Re My Dad.

You have it better there than Southampton, where today's big party has been cancelled, and its minus 4 😁😁

Woman in Barnsley bus station: Have you seen her? Her mate: no but we’ll soon spot her wi’ her wide arse and her wide gob!

Every trans-supporting cis person in the UK needs to make peace with becoming more annoying, persistent, and pedantic than they ever thought possible. EHRC guidance is full of contradictions - they're relying on transphobic compliance out of fear. DON'T GIVE IT TO THEM

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

News: OpenAI had a negative 122% operating margin in Q1 2026, and ChatGPT growth has stalled. Based on its current trajectory, OpenAI is on course to lose over $36 billion in 2026. www.wheresyoured.at/news-openai-...

@joseybackupnorth.bsky.social @chrisb64.bsky.social Thought you'd like this one....

Ludicrous, and complicating stuff that should never have happened.

The EHRC’S new code has been published. We’ll have a detailed analysis out shortly. The guidance has been toned down from the previous draft – but it still treats trans people like they’re a third sex. This pushes trans people out of public life and violates their human rights.

Happy World Bee Day! Here’s a list of how bees buzz in ten different languages… 10. Bzzz (Czech) 9. Bzzz (Bulgarian) 8. Bzzz (French) 7. Bzzz (Slovene) 6. Bzzz (Catalan) 5. Bzzz (Polish) 4. Bzzz (Portuguese) 3. Bzzz (Italian) 2. Bzzz (Spanish) 1. Wing wing (Korean)

The butt fucking dildo of karma rarely arrives lubed....

Unbelievably great bass, as good playability and sound as my 1974 Gibson Ripper was, at £2k more expensive when I sold it !!

@stymiesi.bsky.social Bloody hell, Boro back in the playoffs, advantage Tigers !!! Best of luck Si...

@stymiesi.bsky.social @retiredmartinpubs.bsky.social Now then, you two know about these things, help it make sense. Greene King sell Old Speckled Hen to Damm, the brewers of Estrella, but they will brew it bin Bedford, and still sell it in Greene King pubs. share.google/qXNSRj1WTZ6b...

@joseybackupnorth.bsky.social Did you just see the Arse player lose his shorts, and show his arse ?? They should have been down to 10 men as well

I picked up a lovely little snippet from Moxcow's @leedsista.com podcast this week. Apparently Tottenham Hotspurs don't like being called Tottenham and wrote to broadcasters to not call them Tottenham as it didn't help with their branding. From now on they should always be referred to as Tottenham.

Breaking news. Mutya set to leave Sugababes so Andy Burnham can step in.

In a men's clothes shop today, aimed at the affluent 30-60 yrs segment. Looked around for 3 mins, as I was leaving, the owner said 'how did you get on today?' I said "didn't see anything I fancied, but that music wasnt to my taste, could only put up with that for 2-3 minutes...." His face dropped..

“Forged in His image.” 😭

Such a vile, evil government. Who could have thought, in this type of thing, Starmer would be worse that the Tories ??

@stymiesi.bsky.social Re Wembley info. Hope that helps get you in and out quicker than you might expect, and back to where you belong, the pub. Ps Like most Leeds fans, we are not very lucky there, saw us win the home leg v Charlton 1-0 but lose the replay, lose to Villa in the league Cup 1/3

Exc - The Guardian understands that two senior cabinet ministers – Yvette Cooper, the foreign secretary, and Shabana Mahmood, the home secretary – told the prime minister he should oversee an orderly transition of power.

Dr. Q Manivannan, a transgender and non-binary Indian immigrant was elected as a Member of the Scottish Parliament (MSP) for JK Rowling's constituency. Oh dear don't spread this she might see and get angry!

#Leeds Bankers Cat, Market porter drinking great today....

Bayern Munich are moaning to the ref like a bunch of big entitled cheating twats....

Unfortunately, that is our legacy. The people in those countries who lost their children won’t differentiate between Doge and the rest of us. They will remember that America let their children die while spending billions on wars and ballrooms.

@retiredmartinpubs.bsky.social #Lacingsneverlie At Bar t'at, Ilkley.

@marcrileydj.bsky.social Just listening to your bank holiday Monday show. I'm not in Knaresbrough, but close by in Harrogate. Your show, yet again, just shows why you are an absolute national treasure, the Alan Bennet of music. You will never go short of a pint in any pub I'm in, ever...

Seeing as it’s bank holiday and people are talking about cruises, it’s time for my anecdote: Bloke in work said he was going on a cruise and I said, “Where to?” and he said, “Santander,” and I said, “So, it’s a bank holiday then?” and he didn’t laugh. I’ll nurse that grudge to my grave.

@sarahandco.bsky.social If I ever win the Lotto I'm going to share it with everyone I know on bluesky. I'm not going to give you any fucking money, just tell you about it. 😁😂🤣

Would make beating Spurs even better now. #LUFC

@marcrileydj.bsky.social @phanley.bsky.social Any idea if this is true ??

£1 at Morrisons, and after tasting it, I can see why !! Around the same price as the E5 petrol at £1.59 a litre !!!

The drinking game word for this upcoming week on Fox will be BALLROOM

Scum. I loathe them. They lie and they lie and they lie. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz355bs

It's expensive staying sober. 20 mins between trains, £7.75 at Pret.

From CBC News: Canadian detained by ICE for 6 months says he's an 'indefinite' prisoner, has no idea when he'll get out. 58 Canadians are being held by ICE. Avoid all nonessential travel to the United States.

#lufc I'll start the chant.... Em Eye. Em eye sea Em eye sea kay

@stymiesi.bsky.social @retiredmartinpubs.bsky.social I got called pretentious, and worse, for liking a plus £5 beer earlier. So just went to, and posted this. Fuck em !!

Zaap thai in Leeds last night.

#lufc Off a Chelsea fan on threads.

And just think where we would be without brexit, and without privatised water and power companies ??

#lufc @joseybackupnorth.bsky.social Hahaha

600 migrants crossed Channel in a single day BBC screams Yet not a word on the £600,000 Reforms Richard Tice avoided paying or nearly £100,000 he underpaid from a company that donates money to Reform Which is corrupt as hell and as an MP far more newsworthy than migrants but its Reform 🤷🏼‍♂️😡