This really is the feel good story of the day

Imagine if America actually had radical left lunatics

Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google. My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence! go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT

FUCK YEAH BROTHER

One thing I love about being me: I am incredibly easy to shop for. My daughters gave me a chicken plushie for Mother's Day, and I was like, OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!

Terrific thread. I’ll just add: 1. I think there’s a good chance the Supreme Court will stay this decision, allowing providers to keep mailing mifepristone for the time being. 2. The Trump administration didn’t want this! Its plan was to wait until after the midterms to crack down on mifepristone.

This is a ruling purporting to halt telehealth prescriptions of mifepristone NATIONWIDE. Louisiana asked the Fifth Circuit for a decision by Monday, May 11. That they dropped it on a Friday afternoon feels intentional to keep it in effect for longer. Expect emergency appeal to SCOTUS shadow docket

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

Been sitting with how many Black Civil rights leaders bled and died to ge the voting rights act only for it to be struck down by this white supremacist supreme court. This is from bloody Sunday which catalyzed passage of the VRA. It's hard not to shed tears at what we've lost.

if there's one thing you can count on this legal analyst to do, it's to be publicly honest about the fact that Samuel Alito is a little bitch

Yuuuuup

Watched a squirrel try for a couple minutes to get into the squirrel proof feeder, fail, then have a tail-twitching hobo fit for another couple minutes. Amazing entertainment, and 100% worth fifty bucks.

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

Facebook is still useful for some things, such as figuring out when you last had your septic tank serviced

Evergreen explanation for our current political situation. Oh, plus they're all racist.

cis women transphobes are as embarassing as they are revolting because they will declare with their whole chest “I am less capable than a man and I demand you treat me accordingly by lowering your expectations!” girl shut the fuck up there’s no gender advantage in CHESS

Everyone else: Everyone else: Everyone else: Me, at a sudden press conference: I would like to clarify that the dump truck full of bodies is not registered to me.

I've had the Artemis live feed on all day, and it's been really nice to just ignore the shit happening on Earth for a while

It's beautiful

Crisis pregnancy centers are DANGEROUS.

Yup.

Thank FUCK I already have a lifetime pass, but for those in need, John Oliver comes through again.

DDMF! (IYKYK)

Kim Mulkey going kind of subdued with tonight's outfit

yeah i separate art from the artist. i put the harry potter books in the recycling and jk rowling in the trash.

This whole thread, but this part in particular

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

OH HELLS YEAH VOTE FOR JANET (as noted in the article, Nazi Tattoo Guy has also spoken out against this anti-trans shit, good on him, but he's still... problematic)

Ed Bastian: The People's Hero

Good morning

OK so this young trans gentleman was cut off by his parents, has been unable to get MIT to up his financial aid, has been working multiple jobs while maintaining an A- average AT MIT (no one does this), but he is gonna need to actually pay his tuition to graduate: www.gofundme.com/f/help-matth...

MYSTERIOUS LARGE CYLINDER IS OUR NEW LEADER ALL HAIL MYSTERIOUS LARGE CYLINDER

Greeeeeeeeeaaat

Greeeeeaaaaat

Heeeyyyyy, cool thing I just figured out: If you have an annual or lifetime National Parks pass, you can add it to your phone! First add it to the recreation.gov app--go to your profile, then "My passes," add the pass number, then you can add it to Google or Apple Wallet!

ffs. I knew they were gonna completely fuck up the military, but they've succeeded past my wildest imagination. *facepalm*

What. The fuck. Is going on with that court at the Big 12 tournament

Seriously, what the shit

Daylight Time reconnects us with our pasts. the first night of Daylight Time you are absolutely sure, as sure as you were as a 4-year-old, that it cannot possibly be bedtime

RIP, Country Joe McDonald. Time to make popular his "Fixin'-To-Die-Rag" -- an anti-war song -- again. "Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men, Uncle Sam needs your help again. He's got himself in a terrible jam."

Duke women ACC champs! Holy SHIT what a game! 😈🙌🏻🏆

It's so sweet that Jon Scheyer's parents still come to all his games

Meanwhile, in Gaza...

Trombone Shorty and his horns bust into "So Fresh, So Clean" in Atlanta? You bet the fuckin roof came off.

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

“anger is real, and so is resolve” goes pretty damn hard

One of my daughters has labeled most of the things in the house, and I don't know when she did this, but the other daughter altered the one above the pantry door (it originally said FOOD). I needed that laugh SO MUCH today.

The idea of a legislative body representing the population having the ability to check the ultimate power of a country’s leader sounds really neat. Someone should write that down.