One of these dogs is not mine

Hiiiii friendly reminder that if you live in the Kansas City area I have a baking business! Every year I make pies for Thanksgiving, so if you want to bring a homemade pie to family dinner without the hassle, let me bake one for you!

I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

I dunno man sometimes I think whisper/gossip networks are bad but then sometimes it takes way too long for all your friends to compare notes and realize a person sucks

synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting

Google sent me a push notification, which then redirected to a search page, which then showed the notification was for an AI trailer of a fake movie. I do not want this!!!!!

Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'

Could I get my dad to take an online autism test I wonder

I love when the Benefits part of the FWB dynamic includes material possessions. I'm getting a free office chair 😇

Today in contextless arguments that made me smile

God I've had to unfollow like three people who uncritically decided Hasan was using a shock collar based on a single clip that does not show that at all

What a lovely message from @bookshop.org. Glad to see them growing and growing. We CAN claim back what has been taken from us by these monstrous corporations, and it starts with things like this. Grab some books these next couple days!

At the Chappell Roan concert who wants to make out

This moment from our latest episode with science writer @edyong209.bsky.social is 🔥 We asked Ed — how do we talk up the benefits of science in the face of government cuts? He told us that's the wrong approach. 🧪 Listen wherever, or watch on Spotify 👇 open.spotify.com/episode/7Evh...

Determined to meet my future wife at a Spirit Halloween

Get a load of that dog (that dog)

Being a people pleaser is so fucking stressful

Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️

The Charlie Kirk funeral was basically a megachurch service and yes they are all that weird and off-putting

write letters, a physical letter and a threat to boycott their product. Get your friends to do it. Buy stamps for them and write a template.

I’m a U.S. citizen who was wrongly arrested and held by ICE. Here’s why you could be next. www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/open...

Holy shit - shoutout to these brave pilots who are doing what every single one of us need to be

Reminder: before you go full-on defeatist about the rule of law, keep in mind it remains often effective on a micro-level. It’s on the macro- that the FedSoc types have killed it. Hard work and good lawyering can make a difference for regular people — though not always, and not all of them.

These are precedented times and the precedent is a loud ass warning www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...

My boss said I can be mean about Charlie Kirk so neener neener

This is an actual exchange from a VP who took an oath to defend the constitution and, as a citizen, is expected to abide by the law. May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.

Geeking out about this recent find

boy I dunno, 77 is on the young side. and does she even have terminal cancer?

this is fixable and the way you fix it is with public trials

This US veteran burnt an American flag in protest of the EO Trump signed today that contradicted 2 SCOTUS rulings (1989 & 1990).

I have to come clean. Every time someone has asked me to bake something with key limes, I've always used regular limes.

Instead of seven evil exes I have seven horror movies that every man who dates me has to watch

Going to keep saying: a society that wants to keep functioning needs to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities

I got Chappell Roan tickets and now I have 2 months to find a girlfriend to take to the show

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There are Buicks everywhere for those with the eyes to see

refeeding without causing more harm than good is fraught without medical monitoring capacity that gaza does not have. a massive international mobilization of medical aid — including medical professionals themselves — is urgently necessary

The bar for men is so low and some of y'all slide right under it anyway

Thinking about hamtaro and crying

I just watched a video of Palestinians helping dig out a cat stuck in the rubble after an Israeli airstrike. It looks like they were able to save him but that image is going to stick with me forever. We can't keep doing this. It is poisoning humanity.

What do you think they're talking about

Since hearing that he’s in the Epstein files, Trump has: - Fired the prosecutor that put Ghislane Maxwell in jail - Had his former personal attorney interview her in prison - Had his allies begin to float the idea of pardoning her - Blocked release of the files That’s incredibly sketchy.

You know your dating history is good when you tell a coworker about a hinge match and they go "Is he divorced, too?"

*does shrooms one time* hey I think love is the answer