Elon Musk has spent the past year obsessing over Pakistani child-rape gangs in the UK. Meanwhile, allegedly, in his own immediate family:

Found the tweet about this, some version of which has been in my head ever since I read it.

libertarianism has always failed

Transcript from President Restraining Order’s speech before the UN

If you think Tylenol hurts kids, wait until you learn what guns do to them.

The advertisers are going to LOVE my new show - Step Daughter Wives ft Errol Musk. www.youtube.com/live/MzqagL2...

ICE agents held a man’s five year old autistic daughter and taunted him with “Is that your daughter” in an attempt to get him to come out of the house. They were rebuffed but two days later took him from his car.

Errol Musk, not winning 2025 dad of year, except maybe with his kid that he married? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w...

looking good brotha 👍

What a fucking G.

The moment this thing flips all these mega corporations have to know they’re getting broken up.

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

LOL

Not sure what species of hyena this is, but she’s new to the world so be nice…

the funny thing about the constant misappropriation of MLK is that the guy left a massive body of writing specifically aimed at explaining his views of those of the movement he represented to the broad public. it is extremely easy to know what the guy thought on a variety of subjects and yet

The “law and order” crowd elected a felon who treats the most powerful office in the world like a 1980s fake Rolex peddler in Times Square NYC opening his coat to reveal it’s all for sale.

Healthcare is a human right—no exceptions. Every other developed nation provides some form of universal healthcare. It's unacceptable that the U.S. does not.

The party of “law and order.”

American people are F’d. UnLess we TaKe OUR country back from corporations, private equity, and the billionaires. If you think u can wait til it affects you, it will be too late. Stand up speak out now. Against tyranny & corporate communism. youtu.be/uwTxjZK17bs?...

have they tried not doing 97-99% negative things

none of my posts have been as mean as this painting is

Well, the ears in California are much safer thedailyadda.com/2025/09/21/g...

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Before this regime removes this from our govts archives youtu.be/vGAqYNFQdZ4?...

WGA WRITERS protest abc & disney : “Writers against fascism — this isn’t just about Kimmel, it’s about our ability to say what we want and not be punished by the state… a chilling effect… you don’t capitulate to bullies…” (from @moreperfectunion.bsky.social )

I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.

Remember when Donald Jeff Epsteins best friend Trump tweeted that Jimmy Kimmel was next…. That dude is a sorcerer. He predicted the future, just like during the tariffs when he tweeted great time to buy. Does anyone know if Donald Epsteins BFf has a YouTube channel where he reads tarot? Thx👾

I cud have told ya at the riddance of due process that free speech infringement was on this regimes list. But, when you elect a felon in Donald Jeff Epsteins best friend Trump, and did not see this brag as a red flag… here…. It’s not too late to be mad that Donald lied & made u think he cared abt u.

I am not going to compromise my values. I am not going to speak in platitudes or shy away from the truth. And I certainly am not going to throw immigrants or trans kids under the bus because some consultant told me it polls really well with Republicans.

Join my live stream on YouTube later, I’ve been anointed Vibe Coach lord & savory, we joke about the news (while that’s still legal to do in America). Also I am Anti Fascist, so fascists bring your mugs to cry into and I’ll drink the tears later. K bye love you thx. 👾

For folks pissed off at Disney-ABC for firing Jimmy Kimmel I do believe we can put pressure and win which we need any win right now. We have friends everywhere pass it around! bit.ly/boycottdisne...

and you people better bow down to it or it’s into the furnace with you

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This Week's Onion Magazine:

The White (supremacy) House tweeting.

Antifa (circa 1945)

Nah man I'll go to Goodwill I'll go to Habitat for Humanity I'll drag home a busted fridge and fix that motherfucker Your want one I'll hook you up

💯 youtu.be/Y6MShHqqZrw?...

Republicans: "Debate me, bro." Also Republicans: "Sir, Jimmy Kimmel has launched another one-liner, I don't know how many more we can take! We have no choice but to use the power of the state to stop him before he destroys us all."

Programming Note: Jon Stewart will be hosting The Daily Show tonight at 11/10c on Comedy Central. Just don't tell him it's Thursday 🤫

Interviewer: “How do you explain this gap in your resume?” Me: “The state didn’t think I was sufficiently grieving at the death of the modern day Hitler youth program director.”

Lost creator Damon Lindelof won’t work with Disney until Jimmy Kimmel is reinstated.

Yes, but you can't possibly expect this court to remain intellectually consistent when the alternative makes Trump happier.

MEMPHIS: “Our founding fathers didn’t overthrow a monarch just to see another replace it… The solution to crime is opportunity, not occupation.” Councilwoman + candidate for governor @jerrigreen4tn rips Trump & @govbilllee for sending in troops, warns other cities they’re next.

ya'll aren't messing around, your courage is inspiring @brodner.bsky.social