what if i tried to volunteer at The Frida? what then?

SHE'S FREE

does every woman have a couple exes who are insane towards them or am i experiencing a phenomenon of a demographic i havent identified yet. i feel like it MUST be the former given *waves at men's whole vibe*

i wonder what mentally ill hobby i'd pick up and have news outlets writing articles on if i was a billionaire

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

reviewing my load bearing mental wellness purchases that arrived today: - Travel Size of Megan thee Stallion's perfume, Hot Girl Summer. 9/10 top note is supposed to be coconut milk but coconut is NOTORIOUSLY hard to get - it's either plastick-y (good to me) or bug spray-y (BAD TO ME). this EDP -

i swear to u at some point my scrobbling on spotify unlinked and im missing SO MUCH DATA AND IM MAD!!!!! like for example, the entire first year my bf and i dated, i would leave his house BLASTING Soldier of Love for the entire 30 min yet my first scrobble of it is in 2024!!!

*at the top of my lungs while sobbing my eyes out bitch* THERE MUST'VE BEEN AN ANGEL BY MY SIDE! SOMETHING HEAVENLY LED ME TO YOU! LOOK AT THE SKY! IT'S THE COLOUR OF LOVE!

hello loves ❤️‍🔥

changed the match from Fox to Telemundo at work lmfao

just went on a huge rant abt how bullshit the Birkin is

my bf has started making an A with his fingers every time i cry abt injustice 😔

I’m not really a whore, I just play one on bluesky!

me bleating normal like i didnt rage cry about FIFA corruption 10 min prior:

one day i'll wear shoes to work that dont make the craziest sound possible.... not today tho

I hate soccer

fuck fifa man lets just all see each other at France v Argentina whats the point 😔

ARMAND ࿇ 5ml perfume oil White musk, iris, and frankincense fougere unfolding like a prayer, but beneath it lies something feral and desperately starving for love, but utterly incapable of loving without consuming: resinous woods, blackened clove, and blood-tinged incense.

One of seven licensed fragrances from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab crafted for AMC and Anne Rice’s Immortal Universe — translating the world of Interview with the Vampire and #TheVampireLestat into the language of niche indie perfume oil. blackphoenixalchemylab.com/collections/...

❤️‍🔥

unbelievable GK my god

Fill out forms illegibly so that they will have to be done over; make mistakes or omit requested information in forms.

Yeah, there we go

every pop crave post abt WC eliminations feels like the Hunger Games tribute cannon

LMFAAOOOO

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha if you don’t think punishment by a trickster god is real please think again

at least we'll be beaten in style 😭

jesus and god will drop new bible tonight

remember when i got d threats for saying she'd go MAGA back during his first term lol

the booting of the THUMB!!!!!!!

lupita nyong’o looking like a goddess in christian cowan fw26 at the world premiere of "the odyssey" in london

I have to start my laundry I have to start my laundry I have to start my laundry I have to start my laundry I have to start my laundry I have to start my laundry I have to start my laundry I have to start my laundry I have to start my laundry I have to start my laundry I have to start my laundry I h

uh oh uh oh she did it again

"Nicholas Ray's JOHNNY GUITAR is so rigorously, comprehensively excessive, its excesses eclipse any baseline against which excess is typically judged."

New Girl rewatch!

there's a Swedish band called Hällas and they have this little song where they go, "BEWARE THE MIGHTY HÄLLAS." if u wanted something to chant after a Haaland goal, this is what we've adopted lol

sorry i straight up didnt know p**o was considered homophobic?

It's gonna be sick as fuck to see Haaland take them out though

someone should calm this game down and throw a loaded gun on the pitch

oof

either way im gonna make a ton of $$ on my guaranteed injury bet

Mexico match day a great day to do laundry at my complex but it was hot so I'm starting now 😅

😁

having apple, mixed nuts, 3 types of cheese and a protein chobani and a sf sudachi lime red bull

im in a very tumblr time of my life (just started a third one)(as in i actively use 3)

should i pay for ad free tumblr

his ship, which, like Satan, would not sink to hell till she had dragged a living part of heaven along with her

made irresponsible financial decisions 2 days in a row RIP ME