something is off on the skyline....

Kyle and Max in living single was bi4bi I stand on that

AND IVE ALWAYS SAID THIS

Jazz and I are always so in sync it‘s insane

The Bear is suffering from a couple major things: 1. yt people backlash (when yt ppl love something TOO earnestly and decide it's cool, they turn on it extra hard) 2. creators who don't want the leads to be together for whatever dumb reason but give the audience no compelling reason to root for -

i have a LOT to say about this..... like TOO much lol

"The results aren’t always satisfying, but what’s satisfying is to see Maggie Gyllenhaal operate in this limitless 'I’ll try anything once' mode, an entitlement rarely afforded to women behind the camera,” writes @tomilaffly.bsky.social about THE BRIDE!

I'm still gonna watch it 400 times i hope that helps :)

my current vibe is very like pls stop thinking about yourself all the time and stop worrying about how people perceive you there's no fucking time to be anything other than full of love and compassion pls stop wasting time

My friend Will did this cover art, you can see his work here- www.instagram.com/williamschaff/

i was fly hot sensual and perimenopausal at the show tonight

a message from my boyfriend: "They call me Osama the way I'm laden with bins!"

do i know anyone in Portland, OR who wants a bonded pair of cats? their owner is dying and will need so much love.

we're all gonna pay if i cant find my pink mega crush crocs before the show tonight!!!!!!

Now this ambergris is a very curious substance

blood cells pixelate and eyes dilate, and the full moon pills got me out on the street at night

It’s hard to explain but this is what opening Threads feels like:

it's too bad abt how public opinion has shaken out re: HIMYM cause that shit rewired all our brains, u cant lie to me

being in marketing is so stupid i dont know what we do AT ALL

does anyone on Pokémon Go have a shiny Espeon?? that they'd like to trade perhaps for a different shiny? or an event pokemon? send me your friend code 🥲🤍

oh no im going to publish a short essay on my tumblr lol

i get SO fucking annoyed when ppl post a festival flyer with some sort of "IM SO OLD" joke because a lot of the times it's like, nah u just are not a music head fr cause these artists have been in the scene but someone just did that to the OUTSIDE LANDS flyer..... ur dusted my friend 🥲

im seeing Emery tonight for The Question 20th anniversary tour. yes, all my joints crack when i stretch :) <3

got myself a travel size of Annabel's Birthday Cake since it's 15% off all March 😇

today in continued ways that iMessage is super broken now: here is my pinned messages and i guess they decided those are the only ppl i need to speak to anymore 🙃🙃🙃🙃 which.... fair!

I have sewn casing, put elastic through and done a stitch in the ditch and i'm on cloud 9 🥰 i love u @ sewing machine

Explaining to the Denny's staff that a moon over one's hammies is basic bipedal anatomy.

sorry im forever corny but Michael B Jordan winning tonight - and really the video of the love he received in that room tonight - made me so emotional 🥹

wtf are The Actor Awards??? lol when did these become a thing? did i shift into another reality????

started part 2 of Bridgerton s4 - BENEDICT BRODGERTON U R OUTSIDE OF UR MIND

not a mom complaint as much as a mom tableau: As you know, I get treated pretty badly! Today, I took her to breakfast where I carefully ordered food that she is able to eat (special diet) and cut it up for her cause she has dental issues. Meanwhile my brother committed a crime.

⚠️Attention SWers and anyone else⚠️ due to some new Amazon changes, public wishlists can now expose your personal information, such as address and package tracking information, to strangers via third parties. CHANGE THEM TO PRIVATE until you can set up a P.O. box please spread the word & stay safe!

They NEED to start selling 2/3 length shirts for the divas with fat asses!!!!!

i wish there was a way to find a doctor that was like, good?? sometimes i rly wanna leave kaiser but how tf do u shop for a doctor :(

i feel like my manifestation powers are getting weaker which one of you woowoo hoes knows what i need to do to fix it

gonna have to mute the word fat on this fucking website

we're watching The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins and it's so fucking good 😭

i love Fallout sooooo much but it's making me so so sad

sorry i know i said i was not gonna complain abt my mom anymore but this is just to say that i deserve an award or medal for how i handle shit at home 😭 i wish i was a meaner angrier person sometimes

girls only want one thing and it's Johnny Pemberton

[kicks feet]

sent a photo of myself SOBBING to Kyle cause im on s2 of Fallout and i love Max with my WHOLE HEART

i love tiny desks with artists like Buddy Guy. people who remind u music is fucking alive. more talent in that fucking pinky nail than most people, it's INSANE.

i am once again thinking about Josephus Miller and Julie Mao

nintendo switch is kinda the greatest invention of our time.... like yes actually let me take my console with me in my little bag

ok my hb said to listen to that whole Goo Goo Dolls record (which i only knew 2 songs) and where the hell did the white boys who write this shit go????????

and if i have Iris on a loop??? and im gonna play it until everything stops hurting????

AND I'D GIVE UP FOREVER TO TOUCH YOU CAUSE I KNOW THAT U FEEL ME SOMEHOW UR THE CLOSEST TO HEAVEN THAT I'LL EVER BE AND I DONT WANNA GO HOME RIGHT NOW

i know i keep talking abt it but sewing is saving my life fr

I will regret updating my iOS for the rest of my LIFE!!!!!