Me as a kid: gambling is wrong and stratch tickets are a waste of money. Theres no point in buying it Me now: HOLY SHIT I JUST WON $5🤩

Look I love all types of bodies (clearly) but one thing I cannot stand is those god damn lean guts— it’s not even fat it’s like a beer bellies evil twin it looks so HARD😭

I ate a mini burger today after a week of salads and I never felt more alive, happy mother’s day LMAO.😩

What movie genre/tropes do yall not like?— I’ll go first: •I don’t like war or crime mob genre movies (but sometimes it depends) •Bullshit transformations where a girl gets skinny or takes off glasses to look hot •Making girl characters pregnant and completely erasing their goals/development🤨

noooo don't be insecure about your gut roberttt you're so sexy haha

hi

Pubby

I want a sandwich so bad like I’m not even playing for real

My family irks me when hey wanna start eating healthy. It’s the same shit, salad and salmon and then expect me to eat it for weeks on end with nothing ELSE. LIKE no variety, nothing else to eat in the house and they wonder why I get irritated😭.

I like the film Forrest Gump it can be funny at times….but in the perspective of Jenny it’s a fucking nightmare.😭

Sometimes I wish I can sleep and stay asleep until the world gets its shit together— but that would be too much of a pleasure to ask for😐.

‘The Moon Odyssey’, an upcoming animated comedy series, has 9 days left to reach its Kickstarter goal (link below ⬇️). The story follows an estranged family of pilots traveling through deep space in search of a missing loved one.

‘FLY’ by Jason Raymond has officially pre-launched on Kickstarter (link below ⬇️). The coming-of-age story follows Black kids who gain the power to push back against systems built to hold them down.

So…$200 was spent LMAO AGHH ECONOMIC DEVASTATION- but I had a blast

Spirit Airlines has shut down after 34 years.

Tell me why I was watching the Michael Jackson movie yesterday and why my friend whisper in my ear saying “Why Joe Jackson remind me of your Dad—“ Nigga I laughed so hard in that theater😭

BREAKING: We're suing Louisiana officials for suspending the state's primary election after voting has already begun. On the heels of a Supreme Court decision that eviscerated protections for voters of color, elected officials jumped at the chance to disenfranchise people — we won't allow it.

Happy May Day Brothers and Sisters

I’ve been hella stressed and sad lately and my only way to feel smth is pumping as much serotonin in me…but the con of that is I’m losing hella money in the process PFTT😔😭

I love My Adventures With Superman because THEY UNDERSTAND IT SO WELL. THEY GET THE POINT. THEY STRUCK CLARK KENT WITH THE SHOUJO BEAM AND NEVER LOOKED BACK

Social battery

Spider-Man by @neilaglet.bsky.social

ignorant intergalactic ferret

Here's some food while I try and get back into the swing of things.

Yk I hate Homelander with a passion but when he fat shamed A-Train in that one season…I got tingles man I was like omg let me not discover something LMAO😳😭

‘Michael’ opens with $217.4M at the global box office 💰 The biggest opening of all-time for a biopic

Late night at the art studio

So how are we feeling about that mii game yes no ? Cmon i thought this was hot dialogue they could say .: #K01OC_Monarch #wg #weightgain #maleweightgain #gainerart ☔️ 2026.22.04

First trailer for DC's ‘Clayface’ In theaters October 23

My visit to @swellcon.bsky.social was really fun, and it made me really swell!

Happy 4/20 from Finn, ya'll :3 | #TCart |

A piece for @wuskythehusky.bsky.social who reminds me of the little beautiful things, and who I hope to one day teach what a kilometer is Happy Dutch-American Friendship Day!

I’m at that state of hunger when I’m watching tiktoks of food to feel smth😔😭

Mark is turning out to be more like his Dad, fucked up #Anonreguest #MaleWG #weightgain

Bill Nye and hundreds of Planetary Society members are heading to DC on Monday to protest the White House's proposal to slash NASA's science budget in half. These cuts were announced as the Artemis astronauts were on their way to the Moon:

I’m so parasocial with these little guys adding them to Tomodachi it’s crazy😀

Okay so turning a little white girl into a blueberry is illegal but enslaving little orange men for labor isn’t?— Like there’s bigger things at hand here😭

d4vd has been arrested for the murder of Celeste Rivas. He was arrested by the LAPD’s Robbery-Homicide division and is being held without bail.

BREAKING: Prosecutors in Minnesota have charged an ICE agent with two counts of assault related to a road rage incident. A nationwide warrant has been issued for his arrest. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Yep 💀

We’re cooking on Beyond the Spider-Verse!!! So excited to share these new stills… see you in IMAX on June 18, 2027!! 🕷️

Sam Altman's home appears to have been targeted in a second attack after a gun appeared to have been fired at his home from a car, according to a police report

Idk how to explain it but food from Wegmans, Sprouts, and Whole Foods looks like fake food. Like it’s so perfect looking that it’s inedible😭

my basic needs aren't being met chat

This is it. The FINALE to Digital Circus is coming June 19!!! And as a special surprise... the finale will be screened alongside ep 8 starting June 4th - TWO weeks early - IN US, LATIN AMERICA, JAPAN AND CANADIAN THEATRES! Tickets are available right now!

First look at ‘Ray Gunn’, a new animated film from Brad Bird (‘The Incredibles’). The film follows a private investigator pulled into a high-stakes case involving aliens and murder in the futuristic city of Metropia. Premiering later this year on Netflix.

Wireless Festival has been cancelled after the British Government banned Kanye West from entering the United Kingdom.

always remember to show your pinball machines some love. they have needs too you know

This ain’t the year of the horse, it’s the year of the birds cause there’s too many of FLOCKING and FUCKING this year already jesus😭😭😭.