OMG, why is this me?? 😭😭

why do i pay all this money for vision insurance if the dr won’t give me goat pupils

Friend: “You ok?” Me:

I’m putting my money on the gorilla

“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them”

Don't call it a "detention camp" at Guantanamo. It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.

Trump gutted the TSA, an aviation safety committee, and Elon Musk dared federal air traffic controllers to quit. Now a week into the admin, we have our first major plane crash since 2009 😡 If you pray, pray for the people of AA5342 and their families. 🙏

Starting today, same-sex marriage is officially legalized in Thailand. It’s the first country in Southeast Asia to recognize marriage equality.

When you get sprouted at the function and you feel so special

I think focusing on local community and making change in small ways builds over time. Get invested in your local city council meetings so you can make sure your voice carries weight. Buy local and invest in small business if possible.

Ok now this is the position everyone wants

Your daily reminder that you matter.

Just like his grandparents…

Starting to get it?

how do i find my ppl on here i feel like a boomer. do i jus say a bunch of shit i like til somebody searches 😭 liquid stranger zeds dead wonkywilla inzo mersiv tape b odesza flux pavilion sofi tukker subtronics rüfüs du sol chelsea cutler fred again… smith. flume griz jai wolf DMVU truth. boogie t

An update on the TikTok situation from our monitoring on Reddit. Now you get TOS'ed for saying negative comments about meta and Zuckerberg, left-wing politics get flagged as misinformation, and you can't tag #fucktrump #fuckelon or #fuckmeta but you CAN tag #fuckbiden and #fuckkamala

It’s officially fuck Tik Tok

Peaceful protests don’t work

Another blatant confession from Donald Trump that he rigged the election. Trump on the Olympics and World Cup: “It’s only because they rigged the election that I’ll be your president representing you there”

Dear MAGA, The inauguration will be a private affair. Just Trump & the broligarchs in the rotunda. No seating for you. No special events to acknowledge your support. Not to worry. There will be emails later urging you to buy Trump coins, shoes, bibles, hats etc. Keep that cash coming. Be best.

A photo of me and my favorite Pokémon ♥️

Donald Trump today SAID he rigged the election. 🚨WHAT’S EVEN MORE WILD IS, now the phrases “Donald Trump rigged the election” and “Donald Trump said he’d date a 10 year old” are now violations over on TikTok. Censorship is here.

“LA MIGRA” memorize it. Be a pain in ICE’s ass.

I wish that we as a society had the strength to boycott this damn app over this performative bullshit.

Much amor mi raza 🇲🇽

If you want a quick smile People involved in the January 6th event are getting their Airbnb request denied for inauguration week 😂 #FAFO #innaguration news.airbnb.com/airbnb-to-bl...

The TikTok ban includes CapCut. A WHOLE GENERATION of new storytellers under 18 use that for editing in animation, film, & socials. i work with underprivileged kids to make shorts: they didn’t know industry standard programs — cause they cost a TON both in hardware & software — they all used CapCut.

If democracy why oligarchy shaped

Just a reminder: Fascist Countries Ban Books

sad ditto

:’3 <33

This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media

what are you currently listening to? me:

Since cyclops cove is over, here’s a picture of me and my lover

Santa Paws 🎅🎄

my dad can do more drugs than your dad

When you’re at the function and you adopt a rubber duck

talk to the beans cos the face don’t care

Ravers of color starter pack 🫶🏾 one of the only things I miss from twitter was alunas Poc rave group , hoping to recreate those community building efforts here 💜 Lmk if you’d like to be added ! go.bsky.app/DJ9jcSe

I shouldn’t be drunk Skeeting

this gotta be apple's best feature

IT'S FUCK WITH ME FRIDAY!! y'all fucks with me?? i fucks with y'alls<3