This is awesome!

welcome to bsky falling in love with me is completely optional but it does come with a free corn dog

This was sent to me & I am LOL'ing so hard 😂😂😂 Fuck Vegas!

I will be there!

JULIOOOOOOOOOO!! #TridentsUp

PEREDA HOME RUN!!! #TridentsUp

@1hairyman.bsky.social @royalssac206fan.bsky.social

BOSSES & HR PEOPLE! MAKE THIS HAPPEN AT YOUR COMPANIES, THEN HIRE ME! www.instagram.com/reel/DY2XdWy...

Wisdom just took out the scoreboard!! Nicely done, young man! #TridentsUp

Based off the answers I've seen to this today, I'm watching Spy.

Holy shit, Top Raman is getting expensive

The young Mariners are so fun

@alexmayer34.bsky.social how many teams besides the Mariners have walked it off 3x in 4 games in the 10th & ended with the score 3-2?

THE MARINERS WON IT ANYWAY!! YASSSS!!

I'm so sorry fam, @fungiplays.bsky.social fell asleep so we can't get it done to help the Mariners win. So if they lose, you can blame him.

What the fuck happened? Where is my beloved Naylz?

I'm pretty damn happy these days & especially over the last year. When I'm not happy it's either because my sports team is shitting this bed, or this orange buffoon did another fucked up thing.

NAYLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Wait, IDAHO?!?! WOW

NAYLZ!!!! #TridentsUp

let people be wrong about you, there's power in silence

COLT EMERSON HR BABY!! #TridentsUp

The Spy Who Dumped Me

Happy Pride! 🌈🌈🌈

I love Angie, don't get me wrong, but where is Jen for the post game interviews? I loved her so much & miss her!

@fungiplays.bsky.social & I figured out our part in helping the Mariners win in the 10th. You're all welcome.

DOM!!!

COLE YOUNG HOME RUN!!! #TridentsUp

I only ordered one of the Tres Leches Flan desserts tonight instead of 2 for @fungiplays.bsky.social & me, and now I'm wildly regretting that decision.

WE ARE SO BACK, BABY!!

This is so valid

Good job Cole Young, you got Randy home ❤️ #TridentsUp

JULIOOOOOOO!! IT IS A SLUG FEST TONIGHT!! #TridentsUp

COLT!!! #TridentsUp

DOM HR!!! #TridentsUp

NUKE RALEY STRIKES AGAIN!!! #TridentsUp

Woo is DEALING tonight!! #ImAWooGirl #TridentsUp

Fuck, of all nights, tonight is the night I didn't want free baseball. I have to be up before 7am tomorrow.

Walk it off Colt, you can do it! #TridentsUp

The Mariners are gonna Mariners this game, aren't they?

NUKE RALEY!!!

THIS JUST IN: Sonic Death Monkey & The Wild Stallions have both pulled out of the Great American State Fair lineup.

JOHN PAUL CRAWFORD WITH HR #2!!!

I need to start making stuff like this for my kids & potential future grandkids fo find.

Where/how do I get these meds?

This is so damn cool!!

This is so great

🚨 “THEY’RE ATTACKING PROTESTERS… FOR NO REASON AT ALL.” 🚨 Pepper spray is now being deployed during chaotic clashes between ICE agents and protesters outside Delaney Hall ICE prison on Day 7 of the hunger/labor strike. @jordanchariton.bsky.social⬇️

So I've been trying this new thing, it's called "drinking water". My body really doesn't like it, this shit sucks.