THE KRAKEN FUCKING WON IN A SHOOTOUT!!! I am so mad that I left early now!!

"You didn't kill enough guys. Go kill some more"

I'll say it. I want to see it!

I'll be there tomorrow! I'm so excited to be back at the ball field!

I feel this so hard. We honestly should be given awards.

Nobody understands me and that makes two of us.

@1hairyman.bsky.social 🥲🥲

Well, obviously they did care. This is so hilarious to me 😂😂😂😂

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OK, I'm gonna try to sleep now. Wish me luck!

😂😂😂😂😂

Or at least live like 40 years

This is how I weed out the fairweather followers & keep the real peeps

Throwing up sucks. This hit so hard & fast. I hope it stops soon.

If you are required BY LAW to send your child to PUBLIC SCHOOL then lunch should be FREE. Yes, I am aware I will pay for it with my taxes. Yes, I am fine with this.

Angels v Braves fight has renaissance painting potential

Big same!! I love them now!

I don't feel well & it's keeping me awake. I don't like this

Hi everyone! Foolish, reckless moves or decisions made today will have consequences. But, also foolishly avoiding taking a chance on something could have unhappy consequences as well. Here’s the Tarot for Tomorrow, Thursday, April 9, 2026. #tarotsky #tarot

Dear international friends, Do not travel to the United States this summer for the World Cup. It isn't safe for us, and it's absolutely not safe for you. Sincerely, An American citizen

I make mine a similar way but prefer to use ham instead of turkey

oh, so a ceasefire is like when i say i’m going to stop eating cheese

Damn

You can block me, but just know every time you do a demon makes a tribute video to your selfies

Fungi are considered distinct organisms belonging to their own unique kingdom, not plants. While they were historically classified with plants, they are biologically more closely related to animals.

PLEASE REPOST #MMIP #MMIWG2S #MIPA

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Looking for someone to slide uncooked lasagna noodles thru my ass cheeks, no weirdos.

I don't know what the fuck's happening anymore either.

😎👌🏻😂

This is hilarious!!

11:11 make a wish

Today has been the best day in at lest 2 months, if not ever. I feel SO MUCH better now & I'm back on track. Watch out world, if about to fuck some shit up!

I just saw that Morgan Geekie got another hat trick last night. We never should have traded him away. I fucking hate Seattle teams ownership groups. Well, except maybe the Seahawks, but it's not full love there either.

This is absolutely stunning

OK I deactivated Twitter again. This time for good

Why are the Wild yeeting fish?! THAT'S OUR THING, MINNESOTA!!! #SeaKraken

FUCK YOU REFS!!

SCHWARTZY GOAL!! #SeaKraken

Big Rig loves to dance after dropping the gloves. He always ends up on top though "gopd hearted hockey" 😂😂

Big Cat looks so sweet & innocent when he smiles after a goal #SeaKraken

This should be a thing

Aaaaand they're burning couches in Michigan again. 📸 @byameek.bsky.social

Ok, which are you getting?

I feel this so hard

I fucking NAILED IT without even knowing this was a thing. I'm so proud of my laziness & procrastination for once ♥️😂