Slap me with a cheeseburger and tell me I’m pretty.

Everyone these days be like:

When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health

maybe our insomnia will sync up one day

I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.

... please enjoy the jokes and share them with others. Phil would have been tickled pink that his death brought strangers shared laughter and joy.

My favorite uncle, Phil Parcak, passed away unexpectedly last night (great health, fit, only 74, in ER for fatigue, and just... went). In his honor and to help my family, please reply with your favorite jokes below. x rated is fine. He had the most incredible sense of humor+ we always traded jokes.

I'll ne watching! Who else wants to join us?

@fungiplays.bsky.social let's do this next year!

♥️♥️♥️

This is so fucked up. I have family in St. Paul & all around the Twin Cities area.

Wow!

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I'm on it!

This is awesome

I love you all ♥️

10% of my sales next month will be a donation made to @itsjessandart.bsky.social. And last time I checked, 10% of 0 is zero. So, that's not the goal. To learn more, check the link in my bio.

I just wish I were better at it

@garythoren.bsky.social @usschaoticdisaster.bsky.social This made me think of both of you 😂😂

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

ALL OF THEM!!

That super sucked. What a shit ending. Joey played on his head all game though, this isn't on him.

OMG!!

THANK YOU FREDDY!!

Sure, why not go to a shootout. My heart is ready to give out anyway

Forsey: "the trauma continues, every night" I feel this so deep in my soul

Stop me if you’ve heard this before: the #SeaKraken  are going to OT. Again.

This is only my 5th year watching hockey, but I've never seen a game go into OT with a 0-0 score

The kraken is getting their lack of shots on goal from the Energy Conservation department at UW Applied Physics Laboratory #SeaKraken

Joey is a brick wall!

This is fantastic! I love the Wild

I miss Turbo so much

RELEASE LINDREN FROM THE SIN BIN! HE IS INNOCENT!

This is so true! Sometimes they pop out of my mouth & then I think "oh, so this is happening today"

Jaxon Smith-Njigba’s 1,313 yards are the most by a Seahawks receiver in franchise history, surpassing DK Metcalf’s 1,303 set in 2020. It’s Week 12… JSN could set a Seahawks record that may be untouchable for quite some time.

Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?

For my Portland/Vancouver peeps and anyone visiting the area. Let's get Ronnie home safely!

Meet Sadie. I dress her up all the time!

We do have clean AF jerseys in all sports

For @fungiplays.bsky.social birthday we had dinner at the Loupe Lounge at the Space Needle. It was really fun & good food!

I love this so much 😂♥️

This is hilarious 😂

Let's see if the internet (and Bluesky in particular) can help solve this mystery. Who can help Ben find "Linda" who appears to be from the UK but traveled to Moscow in 1984 and wrote (but did not send?) this postcard?

This is so relatable.

i always accept cookies. who wouldn’t ? are you insane they’re delicious jfc